Topper Bottoms
@bobtastiik.bsky.social
Do iHave to remind y’all of that time when iWas taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht FOR A WEEK and nobody answered my texts?
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Tried to find a detour to avoid the construction by my house and it was an exercise in pure futility.
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Tried to find a detour to avoid the construction by my house and it was an exercise in pure futility.
Dreamt iWas hooking up with a friend’s DL uncle in a hotel and his family showed up to catch him creeping and iHad to hide under the bed.
I’m too old to be dreaming nonsense like this.
I’m too old to be dreaming nonsense like this.
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Dreamt iWas hooking up with a friend’s DL uncle in a hotel and his family showed up to catch him creeping and iHad to hide under the bed.
I’m too old to be dreaming nonsense like this.
I’m too old to be dreaming nonsense like this.
There’s something about wearing a pinky ring that makes me feel like the guncle the family HAS to be whispering about 😎
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
There’s something about wearing a pinky ring that makes me feel like the guncle the family HAS to be whispering about 😎
Why is this our actual government though?
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Why is this our actual government though?
Every man iSaw this weekend laying out at the pool sat just like this and baby 🥵
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Every man iSaw this weekend laying out at the pool sat just like this and baby 🥵
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
The 49ers are doing pretty good. Have they been this good the whole time?
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The 49ers are doing pretty good. Have they been this good the whole time?
So in chapter one of my day: meal prep and gym. Chapter two: laying out at the pool.
Chapter three: neighborhood bar. Walked in and immediately got offered a sale bomb shot. 😍
Chapter three: neighborhood bar. Walked in and immediately got offered a sale bomb shot. 😍
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
So in chapter one of my day: meal prep and gym. Chapter two: laying out at the pool.
Chapter three: neighborhood bar. Walked in and immediately got offered a sale bomb shot. 😍
Chapter three: neighborhood bar. Walked in and immediately got offered a sale bomb shot. 😍
Blocked all my SM apps yesterday for 16 hours and in that time I:
Went for an hour long walk
Watched Frankenstein
Finished a book
Laid out at the pool
Worked out
Started Blue Eye Samarai
Started reading The Will of Many
Ordered groceries online
Went for an hour long walk
Watched Frankenstein
Finished a book
Laid out at the pool
Worked out
Started Blue Eye Samarai
Started reading The Will of Many
Ordered groceries online
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Blocked all my SM apps yesterday for 16 hours and in that time I:
Went for an hour long walk
Watched Frankenstein
Finished a book
Laid out at the pool
Worked out
Started Blue Eye Samarai
Started reading The Will of Many
Ordered groceries online
Went for an hour long walk
Watched Frankenstein
Finished a book
Laid out at the pool
Worked out
Started Blue Eye Samarai
Started reading The Will of Many
Ordered groceries online
Watched Frankenstein last night and iHad to fully take notes on a scene that actually rocked my world.
Commentary to follow.
Commentary to follow.
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Watched Frankenstein last night and iHad to fully take notes on a scene that actually rocked my world.
Commentary to follow.
Commentary to follow.
My friend Jasmine once said “I gotta live with my partner before we get married because I need to know if my man likes to secretly hang upside down in the closet and hoot like an owl”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My friend Jasmine once said “I gotta live with my partner before we get married because I need to know if my man likes to secretly hang upside down in the closet and hoot like an owl”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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November to Remember.
Last night’s geomagnetic storm was one of the best I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot! The deep reds were some of the strongest I’ve witnessed and arced from east to west and all above.
#aurora #northernlights #naturephotography #photography
Last night’s geomagnetic storm was one of the best I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot! The deep reds were some of the strongest I’ve witnessed and arced from east to west and all above.
#aurora #northernlights #naturephotography #photography
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
November to Remember.
Last night’s geomagnetic storm was one of the best I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot! The deep reds were some of the strongest I’ve witnessed and arced from east to west and all above.
#aurora #northernlights #naturephotography #photography
Last night’s geomagnetic storm was one of the best I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot! The deep reds were some of the strongest I’ve witnessed and arced from east to west and all above.
#aurora #northernlights #naturephotography #photography
Got my license to carry approved!
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Got my license to carry approved!
iMay be addicted to buying books
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
iMay be addicted to buying books
Have you ever had a gravy shot before?
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Have you ever had a gravy shot before?
Just read an article about unclaimed property and searched my name is three different states and found unclaimed property in TWO OF THEM!
Y’all better be searching your names too!
Y’all better be searching your names too!
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Just read an article about unclaimed property and searched my name is three different states and found unclaimed property in TWO OF THEM!
Y’all better be searching your names too!
Y’all better be searching your names too!
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Oscar Isaac…the beautiful man that you are🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Oscar Isaac…the beautiful man that you are🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
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Doing back to back indoor skydiving lessons today. It’s intense flying this much but it’s also drilling me on better body awareness too.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Doing back to back indoor skydiving lessons today. It’s intense flying this much but it’s also drilling me on better body awareness too.
How many times does Kim Davis need every part of the government to tell her that she’s wrong AF before she sits down and stews in silence?
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
How many times does Kim Davis need every part of the government to tell her that she’s wrong AF before she sits down and stews in silence?
iHad an absolutely fantastic weekend in NYC. it was like taking a deep breath.
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
iHad an absolutely fantastic weekend in NYC. it was like taking a deep breath.