Bob Merckel
@bobzyeruncle.bsky.social
Author of "Salute" — it's about yoga, but it's not.
I've had more reinventions than Madonna.
Writer / editor / teacher bouncing between Barcelona and Provincetown. Purveyor of your Good Morning earworm.
I've had more reinventions than Madonna.
Writer / editor / teacher bouncing between Barcelona and Provincetown. Purveyor of your Good Morning earworm.
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Bob Merckel
@bobzyeruncle.bsky.social
· Oct 20
This was the first album I ever bought with my own money. I was 12 or 13.
What was yours?
What was yours?
Good morning to everyone, particularly if the jukebox playing real loud "96 Tears"
February 4, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Good morning to everyone, particularly if the jukebox playing real loud "96 Tears"
Dear iOS 26.2.1 users / creators,
I accidentally entered a sleep entry into Apple health. How can I delete (or edit) it?
All the how-tos I find are for 16 and don’t work.
I shouldn’t be this grumpy if I actually got 20 hours of sleep. 🥺
I accidentally entered a sleep entry into Apple health. How can I delete (or edit) it?
All the how-tos I find are for 16 and don’t work.
I shouldn’t be this grumpy if I actually got 20 hours of sleep. 🥺
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Dear iOS 26.2.1 users / creators,
I accidentally entered a sleep entry into Apple health. How can I delete (or edit) it?
All the how-tos I find are for 16 and don’t work.
I shouldn’t be this grumpy if I actually got 20 hours of sleep. 🥺
I accidentally entered a sleep entry into Apple health. How can I delete (or edit) it?
All the how-tos I find are for 16 and don’t work.
I shouldn’t be this grumpy if I actually got 20 hours of sleep. 🥺
So tired of fear mongering.
February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
So tired of fear mongering.
Good morning to all, particularly if the sea on the tide has no way of turning
February 3, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Good morning to all, particularly if the sea on the tide has no way of turning
Good morning to all, especially if you’re the queen you were meant to be
February 2, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Good morning to all, especially if you’re the queen you were meant to be
Good morning to all, particularly if we don’t belong to no one, that’s a shame
February 2, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Good morning to all, particularly if we don’t belong to no one, that’s a shame
Good morning to all, especially if we were cleaning incense off your vinyl shelf ‘cause we lost track of time again
February 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Good morning to all, especially if we were cleaning incense off your vinyl shelf ‘cause we lost track of time again
Good morning to everybody, especially if she’ll give you every penny’s worth, but it will cost you a dollar first
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Good morning to everybody, especially if she’ll give you every penny’s worth, but it will cost you a dollar first
Reposted by Bob Merckel
God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.
Good morning to everybody, especially if you’re in it, and you’ve been trying to find your way back for a minute
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Good morning to everybody, especially if you’re in it, and you’ve been trying to find your way back for a minute
Good morning to all, especially if there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at the police station
January 29, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Good morning to all, especially if there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at the police station
What in the absolute fuck is wrong w people.
video of the moment a man tried spraying something at ilhan omar at her town hall in minneapolis tonight
January 28, 2026 at 12:55 PM
What in the absolute fuck is wrong w people.
Good morning to all, particularly if Tonight you’re gonna bury that horse in the ground
January 28, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Good morning to all, particularly if Tonight you’re gonna bury that horse in the ground
Good morning to everyone, particularly if we'll all float on, okay
January 27, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Good morning to everyone, particularly if we'll all float on, okay
Good morning to all, particularly if she knows that it'd be tragic if those evil robots win; I know she can beat them
January 26, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Good morning to all, particularly if she knows that it'd be tragic if those evil robots win; I know she can beat them
Good morning to all, especially if you let me dance to your beat, make it loud, let it hurt, run it through me
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Good morning to all, especially if you let me dance to your beat, make it loud, let it hurt, run it through me
What a time to be alive.
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
January 24, 2026 at 12:45 AM
What a time to be alive.
Way past time, tbh.
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
German soccer federation official wants World Cup boycott considered because of Trump
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it’s time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
bit.ly
January 24, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Way past time, tbh.
Reminds me of this next time I say I don’t finish things.
On Nov 1, I entered the KoalaQuill challenge to write 100k words before Jan 31.
I hit my 100k last night. Ahead of the game and the good Koala folx will give me 100 bucks.
Yay, Bob.
On Nov 1, I entered the KoalaQuill challenge to write 100k words before Jan 31.
I hit my 100k last night. Ahead of the game and the good Koala folx will give me 100 bucks.
Yay, Bob.
January 23, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Reminds me of this next time I say I don’t finish things.
On Nov 1, I entered the KoalaQuill challenge to write 100k words before Jan 31.
I hit my 100k last night. Ahead of the game and the good Koala folx will give me 100 bucks.
Yay, Bob.
On Nov 1, I entered the KoalaQuill challenge to write 100k words before Jan 31.
I hit my 100k last night. Ahead of the game and the good Koala folx will give me 100 bucks.
Yay, Bob.
Good morning to everyone, particularly if we don’t need no thought control
January 23, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Good morning to everyone, particularly if we don’t need no thought control
Good morning to all, especially if time to buy the latest model getaway Jeep
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Good morning to all, especially if time to buy the latest model getaway Jeep
Correct. And you’ll be filing for impeachment when? Invoking the 25th when?
Post less. Do your job.
Post less. Do your job.
Donald Trump is overseas embarrassing America on the world stage.
Again.
Again.
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Correct. And you’ll be filing for impeachment when? Invoking the 25th when?
Post less. Do your job.
Post less. Do your job.
Good morning to all, particularly if with every mistake we must be learning
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Good morning to all, particularly if with every mistake we must be learning
Good morning to all, especially if we’ll have big fun on the bayou
January 20, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Good morning to all, especially if we’ll have big fun on the bayou