bon
@bonbonbiscuits.bsky.social
tw*tter refugee, potato enthusiast
so i tried to play the 2024 episode of deathblart in spotify but the audio is from 2025? i avoided spoilers so well up til now 😭
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
so i tried to play the 2024 episode of deathblart in spotify but the audio is from 2025? i avoided spoilers so well up til now 😭
he's been!! he's been!!! #deathblart
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
he's been!! he's been!!! #deathblart
my algorithm has recently served me ads for:
• a baby bump photoshoot (i am not and will never be pregnant)
• a cop car driving experience (i cant drive and hate cops)
• a skiing holiday (i grew up on free school meals)
• a baby bump photoshoot (i am not and will never be pregnant)
• a cop car driving experience (i cant drive and hate cops)
• a skiing holiday (i grew up on free school meals)
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
my algorithm has recently served me ads for:
• a baby bump photoshoot (i am not and will never be pregnant)
• a cop car driving experience (i cant drive and hate cops)
• a skiing holiday (i grew up on free school meals)
• a baby bump photoshoot (i am not and will never be pregnant)
• a cop car driving experience (i cant drive and hate cops)
• a skiing holiday (i grew up on free school meals)
remember to leave out some smog on your earthquake flakes for father blartmas tonight #deathblart
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
remember to leave out some smog on your earthquake flakes for father blartmas tonight #deathblart
bringing back #pintsposting bc i miss the glory days of the UK Simpsons group on fb, but not enough to reactivate my account x
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
bringing back #pintsposting bc i miss the glory days of the UK Simpsons group on fb, but not enough to reactivate my account x
what do i have to do to get all ten glorious minutes of st jimmy on fortnite festival
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
what do i have to do to get all ten glorious minutes of st jimmy on fortnite festival
turbovicki finally did it
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
turbovicki finally did it
when busted sang "i messed my pants when we flew over france" i fully thought they meant they shat themselves
October 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
when busted sang "i messed my pants when we flew over france" i fully thought they meant they shat themselves
rest in piss you egregious nonce
October 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
rest in piss you egregious nonce
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Zelda has been sounding the alarm on the dangers of AI for YEARS, long before the technology got to where it is now, because she's:
1) brilliant (go watch Lisa Frankenstein).
2) ridiculously smart.
3) experienced first-hand how fucking WEIRD people are about her Dad.
1) brilliant (go watch Lisa Frankenstein).
2) ridiculously smart.
3) experienced first-hand how fucking WEIRD people are about her Dad.
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Zelda has been sounding the alarm on the dangers of AI for YEARS, long before the technology got to where it is now, because she's:
1) brilliant (go watch Lisa Frankenstein).
2) ridiculously smart.
3) experienced first-hand how fucking WEIRD people are about her Dad.
1) brilliant (go watch Lisa Frankenstein).
2) ridiculously smart.
3) experienced first-hand how fucking WEIRD people are about her Dad.
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give greta thunberg a gundam
October 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
give greta thunberg a gundam
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all your favorite The Simpsons return to the silver screen for one final battle.
September 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
all your favorite The Simpsons return to the silver screen for one final battle.
for white people whose 23andme results came back 100% north-west european
September 30, 2025 at 9:06 AM
for white people whose 23andme results came back 100% north-west european
my weekend has peaked at 09:51 on saturday morning
September 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
my weekend has peaked at 09:51 on saturday morning
elderflower cordial. i knew i had become middle class when it became a staple of my big shop
What’s the most Tory-coded thing you actively love?
Me: Essex. Elgar. Country pubs.
Me: Essex. Elgar. Country pubs.
September 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
elderflower cordial. i knew i had become middle class when it became a staple of my big shop
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i had a great time in scotland
September 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i had a great time in scotland
the amount of dungarees in the crowd at the beths is overwhelming
September 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
the amount of dungarees in the crowd at the beths is overwhelming
writing a dirge about how i went to make ready brek this morning but the box was full of weevils
September 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
writing a dirge about how i went to make ready brek this morning but the box was full of weevils
bolsonaro jailed 🥳 for 27 years 🥳 he's going to die behind bars 🥳🥳🥳
September 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
bolsonaro jailed 🥳 for 27 years 🥳 he's going to die behind bars 🥳🥳🥳
nothing rips you violently out of a mental breakdown like the fatal shooting of a neonazi
September 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
nothing rips you violently out of a mental breakdown like the fatal shooting of a neonazi
mowgli chip butty. save me mowgli chip butty
September 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
mowgli chip butty. save me mowgli chip butty
i miss my lovely autistic cheese-obsessed granddad
September 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
i miss my lovely autistic cheese-obsessed granddad
thinkin bout the incredibly drunk trans guy in ggow who spent a good 15 mins trying to make sure me and my pals were getting home safe. didn't add him on snapchat like he requested because a) i do not use snapchat, and b) am pretty sure he was hitting on me despite his birth year starting with a 2
September 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
thinkin bout the incredibly drunk trans guy in ggow who spent a good 15 mins trying to make sure me and my pals were getting home safe. didn't add him on snapchat like he requested because a) i do not use snapchat, and b) am pretty sure he was hitting on me despite his birth year starting with a 2
home after a five day trip. can't sleep bc i'm too excited about giving adam his bday presents tomorrow hehehehe
August 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
home after a five day trip. can't sleep bc i'm too excited about giving adam his bday presents tomorrow hehehehe