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Uqbar & Jeff
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we're so high up... the ground looks like ants...
December 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
seems like superman should not have big muscles. since he is naturally strong under our yellow sun, they'd normally not be exercised at all. he should look like a wimp!
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
my name is irl
December 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
the ship of the Seuss
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Food by the Fork
December 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
when i am talking, it's actual play. when others are talking, it's unskippable cutscenes.
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Chair Company question: how did Lynette know how to find him?
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
🎵 you can even fuck the dishes! 🎵
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
[to the tune of "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses]

once
there
was a mom
her name was Mrs Pteranadon
on her nest
she heard a scratching
said "oh boy! my eggs are hatching!"
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Twenty Great Years Later
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
whoops! guess i'm having a 🤪 racist day! 🫣
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
.. the rest
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
c'mon, c'mon... baby needs a new parachute!
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
it's 'giving. (please pretend this was posted last thursday)
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
checkmate!... king me
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
sap, or "trees leches"
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
ms jackson if namaste
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
finished this month:
maxwell's demon - steven hall
the magician of tiger castle - louis sachar
fox - joyce carol oates
the story of CO2 is the story of everything - @peterbrannen.bsky.social
#booksky
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
but mafia doctor, i *am*... a certain friend of ours
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"To Serve Man" was not supposed to be an instruction manual! 😠
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
having the inmates run the asylum actually sounds pretty efficient
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
happy thanksgiving!
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
nuZZi, liZZa... folks this story is a snooze!
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
did you hear Ted Knight is advertising a new home A1C test? it's called Glucose For Comfort! you can't make this stuff up folks! ah, i'm being handed a paper... seems he died over 40 years ago. huh!
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
WotC to replace CHA with RIZ
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM