Uqbar & Jeff
@borgmamel.bsky.social
brother, you're supposed to take the road less traveled, not the road LEAST traveled! oy yoy yoy!
February 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
brother, you're supposed to take the road less traveled, not the road LEAST traveled! oy yoy yoy!
the Usual Gang of Agents vibe out some furshlugginer "CLOD Code" in another MADdening issue of Dr "Potzrebie" Dobbs Journal!
February 18, 2026 at 3:42 AM
the Usual Gang of Agents vibe out some furshlugginer "CLOD Code" in another MADdening issue of Dr "Potzrebie" Dobbs Journal!
quoth the baby: "NEVER WORN!"
February 18, 2026 at 3:19 AM
quoth the baby: "NEVER WORN!"
🎵 we are charlie kirk 🎵
February 17, 2026 at 1:41 PM
🎵 we are charlie kirk 🎵
Reposted by Uqbar & Jeff
Muskegon Chronicle
January 25,1918
January 25,1918
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Muskegon Chronicle
January 25,1918
January 25,1918
dreamed i had got a collection of a Moon Maid spin-off of Chester Gould's Dick Tracy that had run for years and was very excited to read it, but such a strip never existed :(
February 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
dreamed i had got a collection of a Moon Maid spin-off of Chester Gould's Dick Tracy that had run for years and was very excited to read it, but such a strip never existed :(
my dog loves to criticize the microwave but i don't hear him coming up with any solutions
February 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM
my dog loves to criticize the microwave but i don't hear him coming up with any solutions
nougat from orbit
February 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
nougat from orbit
DHS says between deportations and "self-deportations" ~3M immigrants have left the country in the last year. there were only ~350M people to start with. does it seem like there are close to 1% fewer people around than a year ago? is spend on food, gas, etc. down by 1%?
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
DHS says between deportations and "self-deportations" ~3M immigrants have left the country in the last year. there were only ~350M people to start with. does it seem like there are close to 1% fewer people around than a year ago? is spend on food, gas, etc. down by 1%?
feel this? it may feel like cold spaghetti. but it's the AI's hair. and what feels like peeled grapes? those are its EYEBALLS!
February 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
feel this? it may feel like cold spaghetti. but it's the AI's hair. and what feels like peeled grapes? those are its EYEBALLS!
(to my work buddies at the construction site) damn, i had some great foreplay last night
February 11, 2026 at 12:31 PM
(to my work buddies at the construction site) damn, i had some great foreplay last night
i know i say this all the time, but my particular hobbyhorse is really the most important issue at play here
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
i know i say this all the time, but my particular hobbyhorse is really the most important issue at play here
i came here to chew bubblegum.
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 PM
i came here to chew bubblegum.
just have the ai place your sports bets, infinite money because they both work so well
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
just have the ai place your sports bets, infinite money because they both work so well
Murder Me! Chicken
February 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Murder Me! Chicken
don't rend your garments... if you rent your garments!😏
February 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
don't rend your garments... if you rent your garments!😏
building anthropomorphic robots is "stupid"? how else do you expect them to wear shoes!
February 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
building anthropomorphic robots is "stupid"? how else do you expect them to wear shoes!
the goose that laid the gol dang eggs
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
the goose that laid the gol dang eggs
[looking at the $5 i had put in the venmo bitcoin account] no... no!!!
February 6, 2026 at 1:12 PM
[looking at the $5 i had put in the venmo bitcoin account] no... no!!!
the death penalty wing is a real "Murderer's Row"
February 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
the death penalty wing is a real "Murderer's Row"
i don't need any more money. it's ok if just everyone else has less than me.
February 5, 2026 at 3:28 AM
i don't need any more money. it's ok if just everyone else has less than me.