BoShek Horseman
boshekhorseman.bsky.social
BoShek Horseman
@boshekhorseman.bsky.social
Just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe
Father, husband, teacher, history nerd, star wars nerd, geography nerd, pedant for hire, hates Billy Corrigan's voice
I can't remember what this was about, but I love it.
"Well, it’s from Dante’s Inferno. Not sure why an evangelical would bring up a literary, Catholic view of hell, though. Literature and Catholicism are two things evangelicals are traditionally against."
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This is your yearly holiday reminder that nearly everyone in Love Actually is a horrible person, and the movie isn't that good either.
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Ways to call Lynx, our 18yr old DSH
1. Open a can of wet cat food.
2. Turn on the heated blanket.
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Seeing his name trending reminds me that his election was the first time in 200+ years that white folks in Arkansas picked their own Cotton
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You know, I'm honestly shocked that Trump never picked Matthew Lesko for a Cabinet position, he seems like someone who would be perfectly in his wheelhouse
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I try to make my tests as easy as possible, as long as you study, but it was funny watching one student go through the five states of grief on one of my questions haha.

She got it right.
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
oh man, the next David Roth article on Hakeem Jefferies is going to be straight fire, and I can't wait for it
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Barack Obama was president when the first season of Stranger Things was released.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Today would have been Chewy's 18th birthday, he left us four years ago, and I still miss my little buddy.
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Lane Kiffin is a preening, attention starved prima dona and he'd still be the second most moral coach at LSU over the homophobic basketball coach who dresses like Effie Trinket's divorce lawyer.
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Due to the economy, no one can live rent free in my brain anymore. Rent is due by the 4th, thank you.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Dear Obsidian....FIX YOUR BUGGED ACHIEVEMENTS! I have at least THREE of them that are not unlocking on The Outer Worlds 2 on my Xbox. DOOOOO SOMETHING!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Post Malone to me will always only be instructions on how to defend the Utah Jazz in the 90's
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Mrs. BoShek out did her self today with thanksgiving. Green bean casserole, pumpkin pie, fresh bread rolls, mac n cheese. I'm stuffed, and the boys are too!
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Now that Thanksgiving is almost over, and the deep holiday season is starting, I would like to remind everyone that while we appreciate a greeting of "Happy Hondadays", we are, and remain, a traditionalist Toyotathon family.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Don't invite me to your traditional thanksgiving dinner if you're not serving sea gull, seal, or eel.
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If you're having a cranberry dish for Thanksgiving, don't forget to set them out tonight. You have to let them linger.
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
::looks at my Stardew Valley farmer::
Once you start dating more than seven people at once, it stops being infidelity and starts to become high anxiety farce. It also requires supernatural time management, patience and savoir faire, it'd be simpler to pick one lady and treat her right.

DJ Carey could never pull this off.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The 5yr old is playing Stardew Valley and he just said "It's over for dinosaurs". Good on ya kid.
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Note to Marcus Semien:

Thank you, Marcus, for signing with the Texas Rangers in 2021.

Thank you for being part of the team that brought the first ever WS championship to Texas.

You are part of history for the Rangers.

Good luck to you and your family in NY.

Peace out. @rangers.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Sen. Mark Kelly has released a statement.

"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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The main difference between Star Trek and Star Wars is Star Trek was made by an incredibly shitty guy who imagined a beautiful future in which he could never have existed while Star Was was made by an autistic guy who imagined a glorious past in which everyone has autism except for the weed guy.
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM