Wombat For Hire
@bosonicvinegar.bsky.social
🛠️ Name's Emmet. Your friendly neighborhood repair wombat!
🖥️ Software maker
👽 Weird fiction writer
⚛️ Science liker
🎨 Art by others!
He/him, >40. No RP. 🔞
PFP @artdexo2000.bsky.social
Banner @skidarstudios.bsky.social
🖥️ Software maker
👽 Weird fiction writer
⚛️ Science liker
🎨 Art by others!
He/him, >40. No RP. 🔞
PFP @artdexo2000.bsky.social
Banner @skidarstudios.bsky.social
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Since I've received some new followers, some introductions may be in order.
Hello. I'm Emmet. I'm a wombat. I'll fix your broken gadgets for a reasonable price. I may or may not use the proceeds from said repairs to fund my research into chrononautics. If you need help, ask the ferret.
Hello. I'm Emmet. I'm a wombat. I'll fix your broken gadgets for a reasonable price. I may or may not use the proceeds from said repairs to fund my research into chrononautics. If you need help, ask the ferret.
The World 3 map music from SMB3 is a weird thing to spontaneously get stuck in your head.
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The World 3 map music from SMB3 is a weird thing to spontaneously get stuck in your head.
Attention passenger who has been making loud mouth smack noises for the past ten minutes.
I'm friends with AM. I'm going to ask him to do his famous trick.
I'm friends with AM. I'm going to ask him to do his famous trick.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Attention passenger who has been making loud mouth smack noises for the past ten minutes.
I'm friends with AM. I'm going to ask him to do his famous trick.
I'm friends with AM. I'm going to ask him to do his famous trick.
I've certainly got the moneyass, but I'm not ready to commit.
(🎨 by @\tallowandsoot.bsky.social)
(🎨 by @\tallowandsoot.bsky.social)
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I've certainly got the moneyass, but I'm not ready to commit.
(🎨 by @\tallowandsoot.bsky.social)
(🎨 by @\tallowandsoot.bsky.social)
Moneyass
Hopebutt
Sulmarriage
...!
Hopebutt
Sulmarriage
...!
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Moneyass
Hopebutt
Sulmarriage
...!
Hopebutt
Sulmarriage
...!
Paid service that knocks you out, carries your unconscious body through airport security, dumps you on the plane, carries you off at the other end, drags you outside and revives you.
Tagline: "Shorter than you think"
Tagline: "Shorter than you think"
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Paid service that knocks you out, carries your unconscious body through airport security, dumps you on the plane, carries you off at the other end, drags you outside and revives you.
Tagline: "Shorter than you think"
Tagline: "Shorter than you think"
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✨COLOUR HEADSHOT SKETCH COMMS OPEN!✨
- 5 Slots available!
-One week turnaround!
Link to the form in the comments! Reposts are very much appreciated! 🐯 🧡
- 5 Slots available!
-One week turnaround!
Link to the form in the comments! Reposts are very much appreciated! 🐯 🧡
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
✨COLOUR HEADSHOT SKETCH COMMS OPEN!✨
- 5 Slots available!
-One week turnaround!
Link to the form in the comments! Reposts are very much appreciated! 🐯 🧡
- 5 Slots available!
-One week turnaround!
Link to the form in the comments! Reposts are very much appreciated! 🐯 🧡
Reposted by Wombat For Hire
Open for 2-3 Headshots, I need to recover emergency funds spent during Cyclone Fina
💸 $45 USD, Paypal.
🐺 Furry/Anthro & animal OCs only, SFW, flat-colour ref required.
ToS & Form ⤵️
forms.gle/RRs5Hqj6scfu...
#FurryArt #commissionsopen #furryfandom
💸 $45 USD, Paypal.
🐺 Furry/Anthro & animal OCs only, SFW, flat-colour ref required.
ToS & Form ⤵️
forms.gle/RRs5Hqj6scfu...
#FurryArt #commissionsopen #furryfandom
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Open for 2-3 Headshots, I need to recover emergency funds spent during Cyclone Fina
💸 $45 USD, Paypal.
🐺 Furry/Anthro & animal OCs only, SFW, flat-colour ref required.
ToS & Form ⤵️
forms.gle/RRs5Hqj6scfu...
#FurryArt #commissionsopen #furryfandom
💸 $45 USD, Paypal.
🐺 Furry/Anthro & animal OCs only, SFW, flat-colour ref required.
ToS & Form ⤵️
forms.gle/RRs5Hqj6scfu...
#FurryArt #commissionsopen #furryfandom
She'd like the data from those simulations submitted by 1900 hours. That's if you still want that "glowing recommendation."
Sure, order pizza if you want, but please put your waste in the proper receptacles. The Department has been getting complaints.
Theia bust by @daggerleonelli.bsky.social!
Sure, order pizza if you want, but please put your waste in the proper receptacles. The Department has been getting complaints.
Theia bust by @daggerleonelli.bsky.social!
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
She'd like the data from those simulations submitted by 1900 hours. That's if you still want that "glowing recommendation."
Sure, order pizza if you want, but please put your waste in the proper receptacles. The Department has been getting complaints.
Theia bust by @daggerleonelli.bsky.social!
Sure, order pizza if you want, but please put your waste in the proper receptacles. The Department has been getting complaints.
Theia bust by @daggerleonelli.bsky.social!
Since I'm still waiting on a member of Mina's *real* pirate crew, I'm doing a mini-arc where she visits a certain theme park in the modern day.
And goes on a certain ride.
And needs to be dragged off it by security.
And goes on a certain ride.
And needs to be dragged off it by security.
Mina has found a new, uh, head accessory..
Headshot comm for @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social !
#FurryArt #Procreate #artsky #DisabledArtist
Headshot comm for @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social !
#FurryArt #Procreate #artsky #DisabledArtist
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Since I'm still waiting on a member of Mina's *real* pirate crew, I'm doing a mini-arc where she visits a certain theme park in the modern day.
And goes on a certain ride.
And needs to be dragged off it by security.
And goes on a certain ride.
And needs to be dragged off it by security.
Honk more, idiot. That'll allow me to negate the spin-statistics theorem and phase directly through the car in front of me. My vehicle is also bosonic.
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Honk more, idiot. That'll allow me to negate the spin-statistics theorem and phase directly through the car in front of me. My vehicle is also bosonic.
Power & Water: "What are you doing and why am I not a part of it?" ™
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Power & Water: "What are you doing and why am I not a part of it?" ™
"Did you hear that fellas? It's a free dog! Start diggin'!"
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
"Did you hear that fellas? It's a free dog! Start diggin'!"
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"Then you HAVE beaten him!"
"It is a matter of perspective, Doctor. In the strictest sense, I did not win..."
"Data..."
"...I busted him up!"
"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIRT...
"It is a matter of perspective, Doctor. In the strictest sense, I did not win..."
"Data..."
"...I busted him up!"
"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIRT...
Star Trek TNG: Data can win without winning.
YouTube video by SkaIathrax
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
"Then you HAVE beaten him!"
"It is a matter of perspective, Doctor. In the strictest sense, I did not win..."
"Data..."
"...I busted him up!"
"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIRT...
"It is a matter of perspective, Doctor. In the strictest sense, I did not win..."
"Data..."
"...I busted him up!"
"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIRT...
Reposted by Wombat For Hire
Being an investigative reporter means coaxing answers out of some pretty cagey subjects, but even the most hardened journalist's patience has its limits.
For instance, that wombat keeps calling her a "koala bear" and he should really know better.
Artwork by @bearlyfeline.bsky.social!
For instance, that wombat keeps calling her a "koala bear" and he should really know better.
Artwork by @bearlyfeline.bsky.social!
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Being an investigative reporter means coaxing answers out of some pretty cagey subjects, but even the most hardened journalist's patience has its limits.
For instance, that wombat keeps calling her a "koala bear" and he should really know better.
Artwork by @bearlyfeline.bsky.social!
For instance, that wombat keeps calling her a "koala bear" and he should really know better.
Artwork by @bearlyfeline.bsky.social!
I'm gonna be real
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I'm gonna be real
If you're throwing a costume party and your guest shows up in costume, serve them to the best of your ability.
If they show up and they're not in costume, serve them to the best of your ability.
Their enjoyment and comfort is more important than your little gimmick coming together.
If they show up and they're not in costume, serve them to the best of your ability.
Their enjoyment and comfort is more important than your little gimmick coming together.
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If you're throwing a costume party and your guest shows up in costume, serve them to the best of your ability.
If they show up and they're not in costume, serve them to the best of your ability.
Their enjoyment and comfort is more important than your little gimmick coming together.
If they show up and they're not in costume, serve them to the best of your ability.
Their enjoyment and comfort is more important than your little gimmick coming together.
It's both not your business to know about and not your business to *care* about.
What is more hospitable? To graciously accommodate a guest's wishes, or force them to accommodate yours? Always the former. Therefore always do the former. That's your job as a host.
What is more hospitable? To graciously accommodate a guest's wishes, or force them to accommodate yours? Always the former. Therefore always do the former. That's your job as a host.
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It's both not your business to know about and not your business to *care* about.
What is more hospitable? To graciously accommodate a guest's wishes, or force them to accommodate yours? Always the former. Therefore always do the former. That's your job as a host.
What is more hospitable? To graciously accommodate a guest's wishes, or force them to accommodate yours? Always the former. Therefore always do the former. That's your job as a host.
Reposted by Wombat For Hire
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Being an investigative reporter means coaxing answers out of some pretty cagey subjects, but even the most hardened journalist's patience has its limits.
For instance, that wombat keeps calling her a "koala bear" and he should really know better.
Artwork by @bearlyfeline.bsky.social!
For instance, that wombat keeps calling her a "koala bear" and he should really know better.
Artwork by @bearlyfeline.bsky.social!
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Being an investigative reporter means coaxing answers out of some pretty cagey subjects, but even the most hardened journalist's patience has its limits.
For instance, that wombat keeps calling her a "koala bear" and he should really know better.
Artwork by @bearlyfeline.bsky.social!
For instance, that wombat keeps calling her a "koala bear" and he should really know better.
Artwork by @bearlyfeline.bsky.social!
Reposted by Wombat For Hire
This week’s Lockscreen batch is now OPEN! Fill in form here to claim a slot: ➡️ forms.gle/Aq6Shki6pmhr... ⬅️
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This week’s Lockscreen batch is now OPEN! Fill in form here to claim a slot: ➡️ forms.gle/Aq6Shki6pmhr... ⬅️
Henry's cantankerous but he's not a fundamentally bad guy.
Victor needs some reining in. (As will Sully, eventually.)
Victor needs some reining in. (As will Sully, eventually.)
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Henry's cantankerous but he's not a fundamentally bad guy.
Victor needs some reining in. (As will Sully, eventually.)
Victor needs some reining in. (As will Sully, eventually.)
I'm not cruel enough to give any of my sonas chronic migraines. That's something I'm hoarding for myself.
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I'm not cruel enough to give any of my sonas chronic migraines. That's something I'm hoarding for myself.
Maybe I'll give my old glasses to Sully. He's been bumping into things.
#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_723@03-10-2017_15-54-51.jpg
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Maybe I'll give my old glasses to Sully. He's been bumping into things.
Look at that bastard, that Cheshire Cat, that gatekeeper of gnosis. His challenge could not go unanswered.
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Look at that bastard, that Cheshire Cat, that gatekeeper of gnosis. His challenge could not go unanswered.
Something unlocked. There was an entire *world* tucked away inside this machine, and you were just supposed to ignore it? It was right there, staring at you!
And yet it also wasn't. There were only outward forms, smiling suggestively. I had to unlock their secrets.
And yet it also wasn't. There were only outward forms, smiling suggestively. I had to unlock their secrets.
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Something unlocked. There was an entire *world* tucked away inside this machine, and you were just supposed to ignore it? It was right there, staring at you!
And yet it also wasn't. There were only outward forms, smiling suggestively. I had to unlock their secrets.
And yet it also wasn't. There were only outward forms, smiling suggestively. I had to unlock their secrets.