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Wombat For Hire

@bosonicvinegar.bsky.social

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🛠️ Name's Emmet. Your friendly neighborhood repair wombat! 🖥️ Software maker 👽 Weird fiction writer ⚛️ Science liker 🎨 Art by others! He/him, >40. No RP. 🔞 PFP @artdexo2000.bsky.social Banner @skidarstudios.bsky.social

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · Oct 18

Since I've received some new followers, some introductions may be in order.

Hello. I'm Emmet. I'm a wombat. I'll fix your broken gadgets for a reasonable price. I may or may not use the proceeds from said repairs to fund my research into chrononautics. If you need help, ask the ferret.

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Setrael - Comms OPEN! @setrael.bsky.social · 12h

Sage

#furry #furryart

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🏴‍☠️Inklop Bunny ♿️ @smartaspaint.bsky.social · 2h

It's another chase sequence! 🎃

YCH for @barnaby.bsky.social

#InklopBunnyArt #FurryArt #halloween #ProcreateArt #HannaBarbera

Retro-style cartoon of a green anthro hyena, wearing a Halloween safari hunter costume, chasing a man in a Triceratops costume. The hunter is holding a dog-catcher's net.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 2h

Frank and Estelle Costanza's kitchen from Seinfeld

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 7h

"Why didn't you keep going? Why not be a tardigrade? Or a ciliate protozoan?"

Well maybe I will wise guy.

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 7h

Something I can't quite wrap my head around are primate furries.

Why veer back in that direction?

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 7h

Sure, you may have the drip (fashion) but I have the drip (post-nasal)

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Hoglly (commissions open) @baddieholly.bsky.social · 9h

Commission I did for the excessively handsome @bigolbarus.bsky.social

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

"Murder and mayhem, lads, murder and mayhem."

If you're this close to Captain Barefang then both are coming your way. Unless you'd like to join his team? There are always new opportunities opening up...

Artwork by @tazzle.art!

Bust of Victor ("Captain Barefang", a shaggy white-furred smilodon with a diabolical grin and two big fangs (one of them broken). He has scars running across his face, a patch over his right eye, the collar of a red coat visible and a brown hat with an albatross feather.

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jonas @artofjonas.bsky.social · 10h

Reopening for more wing-its. Discount theme this month is COZY. If you can come up with a cozy concept, you get $50 off the regular price. Any rating, one character or two. 20 slots, signups here: tally.so/r/w7kaEz

Wing-its by Jonas

Made with Tally, the simplest way to create forms.

tally.so

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OrlandoFox @orlandofox.bsky.social · 9h

*Ominous whistling intensifies~*

Theme doodle for @wobble.dog !

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☢️ Tanuklear ☢️ | Commissions OPEN! 📢 @tanuklear.bsky.social · 8h

Commissions close and invoices go out at 6pm (GMT) tomorrow!

Last chance to get an application in for a single character illustration or full body sketch!

☢️ Tanuklear ☢️ | Commissions OPEN! 📢 @tanuklear.bsky.social · 8d

📣 Commission applications are OPEN!

If you'd like to apply for a slot, you can find all the info, including my TOS, here!
➡️ docs.google.com/document/d/1...

My prices can also be found here!
Note: Prices are in GBP 💷
➡️ www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/9fdfp...

Thankyou so, so much for your support! 💙

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 11h

I'm trying to phase out the "exposition below the line" technique.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 11h

Me when I see the Epstein Bomb dropping

a close up of hillary clinton 's face with a blue background

ALT: a close up of hillary clinton 's face with a blue background

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 11h

I still gotta catch up on my stories

Save-skunker5000 @save-skunk5000.bsky.social · 11h

More bou comedy 🦌

Drawing a single new one...recycling some old arts...and there we go!; ✨Easy Content Creation✨🪄
[ECC if you may~ uwur]

All the characters shown here are property of @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social
[Link to them down on the thread ⬇️]

Check out that little guy in the corner, isn't he adorbs??? X3

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/62078408/#cid:187438744

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 11h

I can't wait to introduce my latest OC. He's a wealthy financier who helped Emmet start up his business. There are many photos of the two of them together on his private island. I think I'll call him Giraffrey Epstein

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Asher @bleydhdu.bsky.social · 11h

A very special toon piece for @campfireharve.st !

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 12h

Hillary Clinton's emails?

They were all sick burns about, get this, you know who. Jeffrety Epst

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 12h

It's Mueller time!

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 13h

"Phishing attempt"

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

What the hey, I'll do one for Sully too.

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Well, definitely not all the time, but definitely sometimes.

(🎨 by @\honeydewwolf.bsky.social)

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

At least I'm not a deadbeat dadbat.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

Best I can offer is a mule, but you can put his peg leg on his head and pretend.

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

I am not a "mombat" just because I worry about people.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

You see, I have what's known in the medical profession as "shit lungs". So even though I'm well over covid I'm going to be wheezing like a broken down steam engine for the next six months.

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☢️ Tanuklear ☢️ | Commissions OPEN! 📢 @tanuklear.bsky.social · 1d

The YCH is up and available to pre-claim through my Patreon! (Via the 'Cultist' role and above!)

If unsold, it'll be available here for auction in 24 hours!

☢️ Tanuklear ☢️ | Commissions OPEN! 📢 @tanuklear.bsky.social · 2d

YCH tomorrow, anyone? 👀

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