BouffantBecky
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Perpetually posting while laying on a heating pad. Do you want to watch Forensic Files with me?
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“I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with Blood. I had vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed, it might be done".

—John Brown
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Totally normal ads over at the bad place
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With a smattering of amber? I have just the one!
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Should I do a boozy vanilla or a sweet, creamy vanilla?
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It’s supposed to drop below 60 degrees, tonight!
I’m pulling out my vanilla perfumes!!
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I’m really envious of the gloom. I’m so goddamn tired of this sun!
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Good morning! How was your week?
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Go and watch “The Alabama Solution” on HBO/MAX.
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Bari Weiss at CBS?
We really did all die during Covid and this is hell.
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I don’t know, but he needs to slow it downnnn!!!
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I’m good. I’ve kept him alive!
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My baby is 13 tomorrow! 😭 😭 😭
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Kansas City, Missouri.
I’d rather chew a rusty nail.
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What’s the worst city you’ve visited?

I’ll never go back to Myrtle Beach SC if somebody paid me
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I did, but the boy eats everything!
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Someone help! I had to fry chicken for over an hour.
Dip me in ice! 🥵
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The domestic violence shelters are closing due to lack of federal funding. Arkansas has been diminished to only two.
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The world is aflame with misery, so to counter it I made soft breakfast tacos.
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And they want us to feel pity for Jim Comey? That white man will be fine.
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The domestic violence shelters aren’t receiving federal funds so they’re closing.
There are now only two domestic violence shelters in Arkansas instead of 25.
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I’m deeply unsettled by what VP Harris is revealing in her book.

I was aware everyone was holding her back while simultaneously underestimating her, but to have it in print, from her perspective, has caused me to descend into utter despair.
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Don’t tell me you have pickles and send out gherkins!
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Have you seen the cabbage? It’s a sin
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Sumo oranges are Japanese. Please accept my apology.
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I’m not requesting a sumo orange from the plush citrus groves of China!
I want simple root vegetables and a watery stalk!