Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear
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"It's cool to get on the computer but don't let the computer get on you."
- Prince
- Prince
Autocorrect changed Xmas gifts to Xmas fists and you know what - yea, maybe
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Autocorrect changed Xmas gifts to Xmas fists and you know what - yea, maybe
Sleep Number emails me like I'm gonna buy a new bed once a week.
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Sleep Number emails me like I'm gonna buy a new bed once a week.
There’s not enough literature on mixed “when does Christmas start” relationships because why did I pull Lady Bear’s car out of the garage to put air in the tires on Thanksgiving and there was already Christmas music playing?
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
There’s not enough literature on mixed “when does Christmas start” relationships because why did I pull Lady Bear’s car out of the garage to put air in the tires on Thanksgiving and there was already Christmas music playing?
This better be fucking good @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
This better be fucking good @profanity.accountant
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Prince
Harry Connick, Jr.
Jay-Z
Wynton Marsalis
Janet Jackson
Prince
Harry Connick, Jr.
Jay-Z
Wynton Marsalis
Janet Jackson
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Prince
Harry Connick, Jr.
Jay-Z
Wynton Marsalis
Janet Jackson
Prince
Harry Connick, Jr.
Jay-Z
Wynton Marsalis
Janet Jackson
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Happy going for a walk with your cousins day to all who celebrate.
November 28, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Happy going for a walk with your cousins day to all who celebrate.
Clankers hanging out on the street corner up to no good.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Clankers hanging out on the street corner up to no good.
I would never kink shame someone for consensual behavior. But I will kink shame Ryan Lizza for making all of the squares learn about felching over the weekend.
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I would never kink shame someone for consensual behavior. But I will kink shame Ryan Lizza for making all of the squares learn about felching over the weekend.
So, I typed a text to this girl I used to see /saying that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be/and I apologize if this message gets you down /then I cc'ed every girl that I'd see see round town/hate to see y'all frown but I love to see her smiling/wetness all around me true but I'm no island
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
So, I typed a text to this girl I used to see /saying that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be/and I apologize if this message gets you down /then I cc'ed every girl that I'd see see round town/hate to see y'all frown but I love to see her smiling/wetness all around me true but I'm no island
Easy like Sunday morning
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Easy like Sunday morning
My doctor sent me for routine bloodwork so why did BCBS not cover $21.44 of the tests. Over there like “nah - you didn’t need to know all of that.”
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
My doctor sent me for routine bloodwork so why did BCBS not cover $21.44 of the tests. Over there like “nah - you didn’t need to know all of that.”
My friend just sincerely asked if tomorrow is Friday.
a man holding a microphone with the words you 're not gonna like this
Alt: a man holding a microphone with the words you 're not gonna like this
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My friend just sincerely asked if tomorrow is Friday.
Bill Ackman: May I Meet You
Jodeci: Can I talk to you? I really wanna know you.
Jodeci: Can I talk to you? I really wanna know you.
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Bill Ackman: May I Meet You
Jodeci: Can I talk to you? I really wanna know you.
Jodeci: Can I talk to you? I really wanna know you.
Sunday Sunday Sunday*
*Falcons finding a new way to lose
*Falcons finding a new way to lose
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Sunday Sunday Sunday*
*Falcons finding a new way to lose
*Falcons finding a new way to lose
They are only trying to get us to live until we are 150 so we can work longer.
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
They are only trying to get us to live until we are 150 so we can work longer.
2013 Megan Kelly: Technically Santa is a White man.
2025 Megan Kelly: Technically these rape victims were older than younger rape victims.
2025 Megan Kelly: Technically these rape victims were older than younger rape victims.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
2013 Megan Kelly: Technically Santa is a White man.
2025 Megan Kelly: Technically these rape victims were older than younger rape victims.
2025 Megan Kelly: Technically these rape victims were older than younger rape victims.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
Democrats currently working on a plan to allow Republicans to sleep with each of their significant others one time before the end of the year.
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Democrats currently working on a plan to allow Republicans to sleep with each of their significant others one time before the end of the year.
Cesare Lambroso used to analyze people's faces in the 1800s as a way to explain how certain people were evolutionary throwbacks and hence born criminals.
If your face could tell a prospective employer something useful, without discriminating on grounds of protected characteristics, then firms would have a strong incentive to analyse it. But it raises plenty of concerns
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Cesare Lambroso used to analyze people's faces in the 1800s as a way to explain how certain people were evolutionary throwbacks and hence born criminals.
My favorite park schedule.
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My favorite park schedule.
Mamdani is going to implement Oh Sheila law. Everyone must now love you til the morning comes.
Mamdani is going to implement My Sheela-na-Gig law. Everyone must now go carve extremely voluptuous figured women out of stone, and tell PJ Harvey to write a song about them.
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Oh Sheila law. Everyone must now love you til the morning comes.
Touched grass
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Touched grass
The Secret Garden popped up on auto-shuffle last night and 🥵 did that evoke a lot of memories of well spent youth.
Though back in the day I didn't always hear all the lyrics back because I was wearing nature's earmuffs. 😏
Though back in the day I didn't always hear all the lyrics back because I was wearing nature's earmuffs. 😏
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The Secret Garden popped up on auto-shuffle last night and 🥵 did that evoke a lot of memories of well spent youth.
Though back in the day I didn't always hear all the lyrics back because I was wearing nature's earmuffs. 😏
Though back in the day I didn't always hear all the lyrics back because I was wearing nature's earmuffs. 😏
When did they start allowing blasphemy in the discover feed? Now I need to go purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
When did they start allowing blasphemy in the discover feed? Now I need to go purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM