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Tom Bown
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I am a card-carrying member of the International Brotherhood of Magicians. Is THIS their card? I know I have it in here somewhere.
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
has anyone ever actually seen sabrina doing any carpentry
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
snake, this is a snacking mission
January 26, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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If you own the season pass for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds, you can make an actual Knuckles sandwich.
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Hung out with some good m8s today
January 22, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Had a wonderful time seeing Laura Dern introduce a screening of Inland Empire on David Lynch’s birthday!!!!
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
what if: asdfmovie6-7 @tomska.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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Strange Kids 2 thru 6 listen eagerly as Strange Kid 1 grabs a stapler and a can of pepsi and says "look.. the stapler is me, and the pepsi is the babadook"
January 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
[watching jean renoir’s 1951 movie ‘the river’, widely considered a masterpiece] that baby’s got too much eyeliner on
January 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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"up, up, and away!" don't be surprised to see some of your favorite comic book characters make the leap to the silver screen
January 10, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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na’vi kelsey grammar at dinner with his date around the table who he’s told he’s christian to: now who’s like to go round the table and thank eyw-… i mean say grace
na’vi david hyde pierce: maris has never shown any grace to me. not even on the night of our muntxa si
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
whoa! I wrote about a fantastic underscores song for I Enjoy Music. If you also Enjoy Music, perhaps you should click!
December 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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If ever there was a time to use this meme, it's now:
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Four decades on, Juzo Itami's "Tampopo" remains unsurpassed as a wicked and delicious social commentary on Japanese society told through the lens of food. 👉 ebx.sh/pC51Lw
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
fun movie fact: every time a human character wasn’t on screen in wall-e they were watching gummo on their lil tv
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
youtu.be/K7xzmkpwNoA

the main thing I miss about my old job is this song showing up when we were cleaning the screen, shoutout Lorena
Little Simz - Gorilla (Official Video)
YouTube video by Little Simz
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I wish drugs made me good at things but i recently got stoned for the first time in a very long time and this was all I found in my notes the next morning
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My beard is the longest it’s ever been and it’s getting all curly. I ain’t like that. I ain’t want no curly beard hairs. Just grow down so everyone knows I’m a real boy
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I thought there were three books but every few months I hear about Hunger Games: Lamentation of the Sower and Hunger Games: Dusk of the Plaintive Wife
First look at Ralph Fiennes as President Snow in ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping.’ Out November 20, 2026.
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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People in the UK aren't getting transphobia from weird niche online communities.

They're getting it from the prime minister, the BBC, politicians and the newspapers in every newsagents in the country.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM