Brandon Rout
@brandonlrout.bsky.social
Husband, father, science teacher, drawer of things, player of music (ukulele and guitar), aikidoka, overall nerd.
February 3rd, 2026
"injury" and "Bernie"
"injury" and "Bernie"
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
February 3rd, 2026
"injury" and "Bernie"
"injury" and "Bernie"
February 2nd, 2026
"Holiday" and "Classic".
"Holiday" and "Classic".
February 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
February 2nd, 2026
"Holiday" and "Classic".
"Holiday" and "Classic".
Happy belated Ukulele day!
You can tell it's a real holiday cause I put on the pearl snaps shirt.
You can tell it's a real holiday cause I put on the pearl snaps shirt.
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Happy belated Ukulele day!
You can tell it's a real holiday cause I put on the pearl snaps shirt.
You can tell it's a real holiday cause I put on the pearl snaps shirt.
Nothing like having to fill out a workers compensation form first thing in the morning.
I slipped and fell on the ice.
I'm fine, though. Cut and braided palm and a bruise on my hip are the extent of my physical injuries.
Can I file a claim on wounded pride?
I slipped and fell on the ice.
I'm fine, though. Cut and braided palm and a bruise on my hip are the extent of my physical injuries.
Can I file a claim on wounded pride?
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Nothing like having to fill out a workers compensation form first thing in the morning.
I slipped and fell on the ice.
I'm fine, though. Cut and braided palm and a bruise on my hip are the extent of my physical injuries.
Can I file a claim on wounded pride?
I slipped and fell on the ice.
I'm fine, though. Cut and braided palm and a bruise on my hip are the extent of my physical injuries.
Can I file a claim on wounded pride?
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I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
The downfall of democracy seems like a mighty high price to pay for all the good folk music and protests songs we've been getting.
February 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The downfall of democracy seems like a mighty high price to pay for all the good folk music and protests songs we've been getting.
The night sky is beautiful tonight.
February 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
The night sky is beautiful tonight.
February 1st, 2026
"Southpaw"
"Southpaw"
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
February 1st, 2026
"Southpaw"
"Southpaw"
I have decided to try to grow a full beard again.
The itchy neck stubble part is so annoying. Honest amish beard balm to the rescue!
The itchy neck stubble part is so annoying. Honest amish beard balm to the rescue!
February 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I have decided to try to grow a full beard again.
The itchy neck stubble part is so annoying. Honest amish beard balm to the rescue!
The itchy neck stubble part is so annoying. Honest amish beard balm to the rescue!
January 31st, 2026
"Takeout" "Krypto" and "Royalty".
"Takeout" "Krypto" and "Royalty".
February 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
January 31st, 2026
"Takeout" "Krypto" and "Royalty".
"Takeout" "Krypto" and "Royalty".
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There are thousands of Americans still in prison for weed in states where it’s legal but billionaires can rape and murder children and everyone knows it but they never see prison.
The USA is not a country of laws. It’s a pedophilic oligarchy.
The USA is not a country of laws. It’s a pedophilic oligarchy.
February 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
There are thousands of Americans still in prison for weed in states where it’s legal but billionaires can rape and murder children and everyone knows it but they never see prison.
The USA is not a country of laws. It’s a pedophilic oligarchy.
The USA is not a country of laws. It’s a pedophilic oligarchy.
I don't HATE that I watched the Royal Rumble, but I didn't enjoy it overall.
There is zero danger of me rewatching it.
There is zero danger of me rewatching it.
February 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I don't HATE that I watched the Royal Rumble, but I didn't enjoy it overall.
There is zero danger of me rewatching it.
There is zero danger of me rewatching it.
January 30th, 2026
"Glasses" and "Barnes 1 & 2"
"Glasses" and "Barnes 1 & 2"
February 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
January 30th, 2026
"Glasses" and "Barnes 1 & 2"
"Glasses" and "Barnes 1 & 2"
I love it when I get cut off in traffic by someone and then they immediately pull into a church parking lot.
It's like they love Jesus so much they had to be an asshole to me.
It's like they love Jesus so much they had to be an asshole to me.
January 31, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I love it when I get cut off in traffic by someone and then they immediately pull into a church parking lot.
It's like they love Jesus so much they had to be an asshole to me.
It's like they love Jesus so much they had to be an asshole to me.
Look at what I found! A full length mirror.
January 31, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Look at what I found! A full length mirror.
It makes me unreasonably happy that the movie "Hundreds of Beavers" is on Tubi FOR FREE!
If you love old Looney Tunes vibes and absurd humor as much as I do, the movie is well worth your time.
It is low budget, weird, and can feel like a fever dream, but I mean all those things as a compliment.
If you love old Looney Tunes vibes and absurd humor as much as I do, the movie is well worth your time.
It is low budget, weird, and can feel like a fever dream, but I mean all those things as a compliment.
a black and white photo of a group of teddy bears dancing in a room
ALT: a black and white photo of a group of teddy bears dancing in a room
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January 30, 2026 at 8:34 PM
It makes me unreasonably happy that the movie "Hundreds of Beavers" is on Tubi FOR FREE!
If you love old Looney Tunes vibes and absurd humor as much as I do, the movie is well worth your time.
It is low budget, weird, and can feel like a fever dream, but I mean all those things as a compliment.
If you love old Looney Tunes vibes and absurd humor as much as I do, the movie is well worth your time.
It is low budget, weird, and can feel like a fever dream, but I mean all those things as a compliment.
January 29th, 2026
"Lunchtime."
"Lunchtime."
January 30, 2026 at 3:26 PM
January 29th, 2026
"Lunchtime."
"Lunchtime."
There are entirely too many choices for beard balms and oils.
Trying to figure out the best one to buy is exhausting.
And they are NOT cheap!
Trying to figure out the best one to buy is exhausting.
And they are NOT cheap!
January 29, 2026 at 8:29 PM
There are entirely too many choices for beard balms and oils.
Trying to figure out the best one to buy is exhausting.
And they are NOT cheap!
Trying to figure out the best one to buy is exhausting.
And they are NOT cheap!
January 28th, 2026
"Noodle Horse" and "Dinner plans."
"Noodle Horse" and "Dinner plans."
January 29, 2026 at 3:12 PM
January 28th, 2026
"Noodle Horse" and "Dinner plans."
"Noodle Horse" and "Dinner plans."
I have been slacking on posting my daily Instax Pal pics.
I've been taking them...I've just not posted them here.
I've been taking them...I've just not posted them here.
January 29, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I have been slacking on posting my daily Instax Pal pics.
I've been taking them...I've just not posted them here.
I've been taking them...I've just not posted them here.
Comfort food from #wafflehouse on this snowy day.
January 27, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Comfort food from #wafflehouse on this snowy day.
Here's my second Muppets from memory drawing. No reference photos.
This is Fozzie in my mind's eye.
This is Fozzie in my mind's eye.
January 27, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Here's my second Muppets from memory drawing. No reference photos.
This is Fozzie in my mind's eye.
This is Fozzie in my mind's eye.
Officially out of school tomorrow too.
I may have to get brave and venture out today, though.
One of the things I dislike greatly about snow days is that I end up on my phone way too much.
I don't love the way that makes me feel, so....
Time to get up and get moving.
I may have to get brave and venture out today, though.
One of the things I dislike greatly about snow days is that I end up on my phone way too much.
I don't love the way that makes me feel, so....
Time to get up and get moving.
January 26, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Officially out of school tomorrow too.
I may have to get brave and venture out today, though.
One of the things I dislike greatly about snow days is that I end up on my phone way too much.
I don't love the way that makes me feel, so....
Time to get up and get moving.
I may have to get brave and venture out today, though.
One of the things I dislike greatly about snow days is that I end up on my phone way too much.
I don't love the way that makes me feel, so....
Time to get up and get moving.
Did a little walkabout in the snow. I got some pics with my new (to me) camera.
January 25, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Did a little walkabout in the snow. I got some pics with my new (to me) camera.
I just got the call/email that my school is closed tomorrow.
That's a win.
I would hate to have been cooped up all weekend and the first time I get out afterwards is right back to work.
That's a win.
I would hate to have been cooped up all weekend and the first time I get out afterwards is right back to work.
January 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I just got the call/email that my school is closed tomorrow.
That's a win.
I would hate to have been cooped up all weekend and the first time I get out afterwards is right back to work.
That's a win.
I would hate to have been cooped up all weekend and the first time I get out afterwards is right back to work.