Brandon Rout
@brandonlrout.bsky.social
Husband, father, science teacher, drawer of things, player of music (ukulele and guitar), aikidoka, overall nerd.
Today episode of "Girl dad" takes place in Ulta where I will be playing the role of the supportive, but uncomfortable father.
This place is not for me....and that's Ok.
This place is not for me....and that's Ok.
December 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Today episode of "Girl dad" takes place in Ulta where I will be playing the role of the supportive, but uncomfortable father.
This place is not for me....and that's Ok.
This place is not for me....and that's Ok.
Why, yes. I actually do await your new posts.
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Why, yes. I actually do await your new posts.
"You know, if it wasn't me talking, I'd say you were the prettiest girl in town.".
December 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"You know, if it wasn't me talking, I'd say you were the prettiest girl in town.".
The last page in my sketchbook has been drawn on. Another book full of doodles.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The last page in my sketchbook has been drawn on. Another book full of doodles.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Muppet Christmas Carol is pretty much perfect, but it would have been a fun joke to have a Christmas goose character.
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Muppet Christmas Carol is pretty much perfect, but it would have been a fun joke to have a Christmas goose character.
Have you seen the whole "Not 17 anymore" thing on TikTok?
Anyway, here's the difference between 17 year old me and current me.
Anyway, here's the difference between 17 year old me and current me.
December 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Have you seen the whole "Not 17 anymore" thing on TikTok?
Anyway, here's the difference between 17 year old me and current me.
Anyway, here's the difference between 17 year old me and current me.
It's only one more sleep till Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It's only one more sleep till Christmas.
Two drawings in one night?
It's a Festivus Miracle!!
It's a Festivus Miracle!!
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Two drawings in one night?
It's a Festivus Miracle!!
It's a Festivus Miracle!!
I canceled not one, but TWO streaming services today and I must say...
10/10, would recommend.
10/10, would recommend.
December 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I canceled not one, but TWO streaming services today and I must say...
10/10, would recommend.
10/10, would recommend.
The Atari 2600 version of Pac-Man is a good game and doesn't deserve all the hate it used to get.
That is a hill I will die on. It's the first version of the game I ever played and I still enjoy it.
That is a hill I will die on. It's the first version of the game I ever played and I still enjoy it.
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The Atari 2600 version of Pac-Man is a good game and doesn't deserve all the hate it used to get.
That is a hill I will die on. It's the first version of the game I ever played and I still enjoy it.
That is a hill I will die on. It's the first version of the game I ever played and I still enjoy it.
Happy Festivus to everyone!
May your fears of strength be mighty and your list of grievances be short.
May your fears of strength be mighty and your list of grievances be short.
a group of men are sitting at a table in a diner
ALT: a group of men are sitting at a table in a diner
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December 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happy Festivus to everyone!
May your fears of strength be mighty and your list of grievances be short.
May your fears of strength be mighty and your list of grievances be short.
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
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December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
Gotta get that filter action going.
December 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Gotta get that filter action going.
One of the more frustrating parts of medical bills (other than that they exist at all in this capitalist hellhole) is how inconvenient paying them often is.
It often feels like the medical institutions actively want you to fail at paying the bill so they can sell the debt to a collection agency.
It often feels like the medical institutions actively want you to fail at paying the bill so they can sell the debt to a collection agency.
December 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
One of the more frustrating parts of medical bills (other than that they exist at all in this capitalist hellhole) is how inconvenient paying them often is.
It often feels like the medical institutions actively want you to fail at paying the bill so they can sell the debt to a collection agency.
It often feels like the medical institutions actively want you to fail at paying the bill so they can sell the debt to a collection agency.
Is anyone else sad that Christmas will be over in a week?
Or does your brain work normally?
Or does your brain work normally?
December 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Is anyone else sad that Christmas will be over in a week?
Or does your brain work normally?
Or does your brain work normally?
My old boy and my young boy.
December 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My old boy and my young boy.
I love wrapping presents.
If I was better at remembering to do so earlier, I would gladly offer to wrap presents for my friends.
Tonight, I've been wrapping presents and watching ELF on VHS. It's been therapeutic.
If I was better at remembering to do so earlier, I would gladly offer to wrap presents for my friends.
Tonight, I've been wrapping presents and watching ELF on VHS. It's been therapeutic.
a boy in a football jersey is opening a gift box in a living room .
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December 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I love wrapping presents.
If I was better at remembering to do so earlier, I would gladly offer to wrap presents for my friends.
Tonight, I've been wrapping presents and watching ELF on VHS. It's been therapeutic.
If I was better at remembering to do so earlier, I would gladly offer to wrap presents for my friends.
Tonight, I've been wrapping presents and watching ELF on VHS. It's been therapeutic.
Smoothie King believes in me, so I think I can make it to the end of the day.
But I am absolutely exhausted.
But I am absolutely exhausted.
December 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Smoothie King believes in me, so I think I can make it to the end of the day.
But I am absolutely exhausted.
But I am absolutely exhausted.
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Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube.
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer | Full Comedy Special
YouTube video by Hank Green
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December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Pissing Out Cancer, my comedy special produced by and formerly exclusively on Dropout.tv is now available for free and in full on YouTube.
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Thank you so much to Dropout for being chill and letting me write this into my contract!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5G...
Have you ever thought beauty vs attractiveness?
Like....how they're not same thing, but they often get used interchangeably.
I think about that from time to time. But I'm weird.
Like....how they're not same thing, but they often get used interchangeably.
I think about that from time to time. But I'm weird.
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Have you ever thought beauty vs attractiveness?
Like....how they're not same thing, but they often get used interchangeably.
I think about that from time to time. But I'm weird.
Like....how they're not same thing, but they often get used interchangeably.
I think about that from time to time. But I'm weird.
This week was a six day work week. The last day was 14 hours that started at 4am. I did manage to sleep almost ten hours last night.
But coffee is very much necessary this morning.
But coffee is very much necessary this morning.
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This week was a six day work week. The last day was 14 hours that started at 4am. I did manage to sleep almost ten hours last night.
But coffee is very much necessary this morning.
But coffee is very much necessary this morning.
If peacocks can scream all day and still be fabulous, so can you.
a close up of a peacock 's head with its mouth wide open
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December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If peacocks can scream all day and still be fabulous, so can you.
One of the few nice things about the cold weather is that I can wear my scarf and beanie more often.
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
One of the few nice things about the cold weather is that I can wear my scarf and beanie more often.
The original animated Grinch is the best one for a multitude of reasons.
-Chuck Jones 2D animation
-Seuss helped with it.
-Boris Karloff
-The songs are great
-Shorter run time
The other versions are good. Quite good. But the original one is just the best.
-Chuck Jones 2D animation
-Seuss helped with it.
-Boris Karloff
-The songs are great
-Shorter run time
The other versions are good. Quite good. But the original one is just the best.
a cartoon of grinch laying on a rug with toys on it
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December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The original animated Grinch is the best one for a multitude of reasons.
-Chuck Jones 2D animation
-Seuss helped with it.
-Boris Karloff
-The songs are great
-Shorter run time
The other versions are good. Quite good. But the original one is just the best.
-Chuck Jones 2D animation
-Seuss helped with it.
-Boris Karloff
-The songs are great
-Shorter run time
The other versions are good. Quite good. But the original one is just the best.