Brantle
@brantle.bsky.social
Thinker thinker .... Philosophy , Humor , Absurdism
I am speaking from Plato's cave.
I am speaking from Plato's cave.
Pinned
The rush of seeing 'Out for Delivery' vs. the emptiness after opening the box... This is exactly what Schopenhauer meant: 'Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom.'
The Amazon driver isn't just delivering packages; he is the operator of the pendulum."
#absurdism
The Amazon driver isn't just delivering packages; he is the operator of the pendulum."
#absurdism
I have bad news for those who think they will be the billionaires of the future who have been in trouble for a while under capitalism. The same goes for those who expect to benefit from socialism and communism. LOL
#capitalism #communism #philosphy #funny #socialism #economics
#capitalism #communism #philosphy #funny #socialism #economics
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I have bad news for those who think they will be the billionaires of the future who have been in trouble for a while under capitalism. The same goes for those who expect to benefit from socialism and communism. LOL
#capitalism #communism #philosphy #funny #socialism #economics
#capitalism #communism #philosphy #funny #socialism #economics
#LOTR
#LordOfTheRings
#BilboBaggins
#Procrastination
#WikipediaRabbitHole
#Relatable
#3AMThoughts
#MyBrain
#ADHDMemes
#WhyShouldntI
#LordOfTheRings
#BilboBaggins
#Procrastination
#WikipediaRabbitHole
#Relatable
#3AMThoughts
#MyBrain
#ADHDMemes
#WhyShouldntI
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
#ExpectationVsReality
#ParentsVsMe
#LifeChoices
#SorryMom
#FamilyExpectations
#Disappointment
#BlackSheep
#Adulting
#Relatable
#Memes
#ParentsVsMe
#LifeChoices
#SorryMom
#FamilyExpectations
#Disappointment
#BlackSheep
#Adulting
#Relatable
#Memes
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Ideas are a matter for debate, not respect; you don't have to respect the idea, you have to respect the person.
#idea #philosophy #life
#idea #philosophy #life
December 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Ideas are a matter for debate, not respect; you don't have to respect the idea, you have to respect the person.
#idea #philosophy #life
#idea #philosophy #life
"Deus sive Natura" (God is Nature) sounded so romantic until I realized the guy eating a tuna sandwich next to me on the Metro is also a mode of the Divine Substance. Accepting that this chaos is part of the eternal perfection of the universe is my daily geometric proof.
#philosophy #spinoza
#philosophy #spinoza
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"Deus sive Natura" (God is Nature) sounded so romantic until I realized the guy eating a tuna sandwich next to me on the Metro is also a mode of the Divine Substance. Accepting that this chaos is part of the eternal perfection of the universe is my daily geometric proof.
#philosophy #spinoza
#philosophy #spinoza
Reposted by Brantle
The rush of seeing 'Out for Delivery' vs. the emptiness after opening the box... This is exactly what Schopenhauer meant: 'Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom.'
The Amazon driver isn't just delivering packages; he is the operator of the pendulum."
#absurdism
The Amazon driver isn't just delivering packages; he is the operator of the pendulum."
#absurdism
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The rush of seeing 'Out for Delivery' vs. the emptiness after opening the box... This is exactly what Schopenhauer meant: 'Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom.'
The Amazon driver isn't just delivering packages; he is the operator of the pendulum."
#absurdism
The Amazon driver isn't just delivering packages; he is the operator of the pendulum."
#absurdism
Reposted by Brantle
When asked "Is this understood?" in a meeting, I am the one who nods the most, even though I don't understand anything.
#CorporateLife #WorkLife #OfficeLife #Relatable #WorkHumor #9to5
#CorporateLife #WorkLife #OfficeLife #Relatable #WorkHumor #9to5
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When asked "Is this understood?" in a meeting, I am the one who nods the most, even though I don't understand anything.
#CorporateLife #WorkLife #OfficeLife #Relatable #WorkHumor #9to5
#CorporateLife #WorkLife #OfficeLife #Relatable #WorkHumor #9to5
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Living in the 'now' is impossible. As soon as we perceive the moment, it has already become a memory. We are perpetually living in the past.
Philosophy #Time #Existentialism #Memory #DeepThoughts #Consciousness #TheNow
Philosophy #Time #Existentialism #Memory #DeepThoughts #Consciousness #TheNow
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Living in the 'now' is impossible. As soon as we perceive the moment, it has already become a memory. We are perpetually living in the past.
Philosophy #Time #Existentialism #Memory #DeepThoughts #Consciousness #TheNow
Philosophy #Time #Existentialism #Memory #DeepThoughts #Consciousness #TheNow
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#AlphabetChallenge #WeekXforXmas #macro #macrophotography #photography
Some say that if you find one on Christmas morning and catch its reflection just right, you’ll see not only the world around you - but also a glimpse of the brighter days to come.
Have a very red winter berry Xmas 😉😊
Some say that if you find one on Christmas morning and catch its reflection just right, you’ll see not only the world around you - but also a glimpse of the brighter days to come.
Have a very red winter berry Xmas 😉😊
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekXforXmas #macro #macrophotography #photography
Some say that if you find one on Christmas morning and catch its reflection just right, you’ll see not only the world around you - but also a glimpse of the brighter days to come.
Have a very red winter berry Xmas 😉😊
Some say that if you find one on Christmas morning and catch its reflection just right, you’ll see not only the world around you - but also a glimpse of the brighter days to come.
Have a very red winter berry Xmas 😉😊
Come on, photography isn't just about taking pictures of snotty kids, old men, and flowers. Haven't you seen what other people are doing? You have the internet at your fingertips. Do we have to tell you everything? A photographer should be creative...
#photography #life
#photography #life
December 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Come on, photography isn't just about taking pictures of snotty kids, old men, and flowers. Haven't you seen what other people are doing? You have the internet at your fingertips. Do we have to tell you everything? A photographer should be creative...
#photography #life
#photography #life
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Autumn colours this morning against a bsky. It was a sign! 🥴
Hello #TheArchers
Hello #TheArchers
November 13, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Autumn colours this morning against a bsky. It was a sign! 🥴
Hello #TheArchers
Hello #TheArchers
December 10, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The sound of the washing machine finishing is my most toxic relationship at home. "It's done, come get it," she says, and I go, and it sits there, soaking wet. I'm too lazy to hang it up, so I leave it to rot in that tub.
#Adulting
#Relatable
#Procrastination
#homelife
#Adulting
#Relatable
#Procrastination
#homelife
December 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The sound of the washing machine finishing is my most toxic relationship at home. "It's done, come get it," she says, and I go, and it sits there, soaking wet. I'm too lazy to hang it up, so I leave it to rot in that tub.
#Adulting
#Relatable
#Procrastination
#homelife
#Adulting
#Relatable
#Procrastination
#homelife
The rush of seeing 'Out for Delivery' vs. the emptiness after opening the box... This is exactly what Schopenhauer meant: 'Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom.'
The Amazon driver isn't just delivering packages; he is the operator of the pendulum."
#absurdism
The Amazon driver isn't just delivering packages; he is the operator of the pendulum."
#absurdism
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The rush of seeing 'Out for Delivery' vs. the emptiness after opening the box... This is exactly what Schopenhauer meant: 'Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom.'
The Amazon driver isn't just delivering packages; he is the operator of the pendulum."
#absurdism
The Amazon driver isn't just delivering packages; he is the operator of the pendulum."
#absurdism
When asked "Is this understood?" in a meeting, I am the one who nods the most, even though I don't understand anything.
#CorporateLife #WorkLife #OfficeLife #Relatable #WorkHumor #9to5
#CorporateLife #WorkLife #OfficeLife #Relatable #WorkHumor #9to5
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When asked "Is this understood?" in a meeting, I am the one who nods the most, even though I don't understand anything.
#CorporateLife #WorkLife #OfficeLife #Relatable #WorkHumor #9to5
#CorporateLife #WorkLife #OfficeLife #Relatable #WorkHumor #9to5
Living in the 'now' is impossible. As soon as we perceive the moment, it has already become a memory. We are perpetually living in the past.
Philosophy #Time #Existentialism #Memory #DeepThoughts #Consciousness #TheNow
Philosophy #Time #Existentialism #Memory #DeepThoughts #Consciousness #TheNow
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Living in the 'now' is impossible. As soon as we perceive the moment, it has already become a memory. We are perpetually living in the past.
Philosophy #Time #Existentialism #Memory #DeepThoughts #Consciousness #TheNow
Philosophy #Time #Existentialism #Memory #DeepThoughts #Consciousness #TheNow
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I'm looking for a young man to discuss James Frazer's book The Golden Bough with, maybe lady :) You'll think you're elite in pop culture circles, just search for high-rated art films on IMDb and watch them, you'll be disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I'm looking for a young man to discuss James Frazer's book The Golden Bough with, maybe lady :) You'll think you're elite in pop culture circles, just search for high-rated art films on IMDb and watch them, you'll be disgusting.
"What if the reason we walk into a room and forget why we’re there is because the alien playing us just canceled our action?"
#Relatable
#BrainFog
#ShowerThoughts
#Funny
#JustHumanThings
#DoorwayEffect
#Relatable
#BrainFog
#ShowerThoughts
#Funny
#JustHumanThings
#DoorwayEffect
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
"What if the reason we walk into a room and forget why we’re there is because the alien playing us just canceled our action?"
#Relatable
#BrainFog
#ShowerThoughts
#Funny
#JustHumanThings
#DoorwayEffect
#Relatable
#BrainFog
#ShowerThoughts
#Funny
#JustHumanThings
#DoorwayEffect
"Nietzsche said, 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.' Clearly, he never met the 3 AM anxiety of 'Did I send that email to the wrong person?' That doesn't make us stronger, Friedrich; it just makes us insomniacs."
#philosophy #humor #life
#philosophy #humor #life
December 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
"Nietzsche said, 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.' Clearly, he never met the 3 AM anxiety of 'Did I send that email to the wrong person?' That doesn't make us stronger, Friedrich; it just makes us insomniacs."
#philosophy #humor #life
#philosophy #humor #life
"Heraclitus said, 'No man ever steps in the same river twice.' Clearly, he didn’t anticipate my dedication to making the same mistake five times in a row. I didn’t just step in that river; I bought a season pass."
#Philosophy #Heraclitus #LifeLessons #MistakesWereMade #Humor #Relatable
#Philosophy #Heraclitus #LifeLessons #MistakesWereMade #Humor #Relatable
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
"Heraclitus said, 'No man ever steps in the same river twice.' Clearly, he didn’t anticipate my dedication to making the same mistake five times in a row. I didn’t just step in that river; I bought a season pass."
#Philosophy #Heraclitus #LifeLessons #MistakesWereMade #Humor #Relatable
#Philosophy #Heraclitus #LifeLessons #MistakesWereMade #Humor #Relatable