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#TheArchers, spaniels, food, gardens, humour, books and astute reasonable political comments😉
Not here for dating, financial opportunities etc.
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Autumn colours this morning against a bsky. It was a sign! 🥴
Hello #TheArchers
Haven’t heard this evening’s episode, but heartily agree with this. #TheArchers
January 21, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Perhaps Susan's massive village shop revamp could include stocking FUCKING CONDOMS

#TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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He could use AI to confidently predict that Hilda the cat bottled George and then resign with a full pension a couple of days later. #TheArchers
January 21, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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For #thearchers fans , if you know it , you know it
January 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Wondering how soon Chelsea will blow the gaff on Amber’s upduffedness? #TheArchers
January 21, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Love this #6.30comedy. So many perfect observations 👏👏😁🤣
I’ll be in the bar at 7pm, so Amber will just have to do without me. #TheArchers
January 21, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Once upon a time there lived a funny little man called Trumpy Wumpy.
He had straw hair, orange skin & smelled horrible.
But he could do magic!
He grew back his ear once & he had a strange power called Redaction which made things he didn’t like disappear.
He was jolly nasty…
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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The #RHS have announced that their #Badminton Flower Show will feature #TheArchers 75th Anniversary Garden.

Will it be the garden at Glebe, with its 'medicinal' plants?

Ambridge Hall's allergen free garden?

Or will it have a bee hive, in honour of Jill?

🤔
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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The Trump disbelief that the Norwegian govt doesn't control the Nobel process is deeply indicative of his thinking. He can't conceive that an institution could (or should) be genuinely independent of coercion or political power. That's the change he represents.
Trump: "I should have gotten the Nobel prize for each war...I saved millions and millions of people...and don't let anyone tell you that Norway doesn't control the shots. It's in Norway. Norway controls the shots. It's a joke. They've lost such prestige.“
January 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Thank you everyone in the 2k following.
January 20, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Perspective from Chelsea. Brilliant . #TheArchers
January 20, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Brad discussing unknown unknowns.
#JoharisWindow #TheArchers
January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Oh oh! George doesn’t know. ( About so much, but the baby in particular).
Chelsea with some first hand experience of this situation, and being excellent support for Brad. #TheArchers
January 20, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Beware low flying tossed cabers….. and Chardonnay bottles. #TheArchers
January 20, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I really need to listen to Sunday’s episode.
Sounds like my Harrison theory may have gone out of the window, but Fallon deleted the CCTV. #TheArchers
January 20, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Hang on! Cooking bacon sarnies can lead to explosions in the kitchen Harrison. #TheArchers
January 20, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Not pretty much Brad. She said she had feelings for you before she went to Ireland. #TheArchers
January 20, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Fallon: What are you doing here?
You should be avoiding arrest by hanging around Coronation Street.
Harrison: Oh.
#TheArchers
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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George Orwell "They will have tyranny and they will call it justice, lies and they call it truth, war and they call it peace."

2026 Donald Trump - 'Peace Board'
January 20, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Anyone running a book on how many reactors Esme’s herd will have? A horrible thought, but it could send her packing- but perhaps not packing veg for Hellen at minimum wage. #TheArchers
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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Actually, why is Fallon doing Boeuf Bourguignon?

Can she not do stovies?

#TheArchers
January 19, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Stockley Park - the VAR period drama coming to ITV 1
January 9, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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FFS, can nobody have sex in Ambridge without getting up the duff, it’s so fecking tedious #TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM