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Brian Patafie Comedy
@brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social
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A Mediocre Standup Comedian | A Former Athletic Trainer in Professional Hockey | Funny and sometimes a bit Edgy | Booking Agency www.bigbrotherrocks.com Jamestown NC 🇺🇸Vancouver BC 🇨🇦 www.brianpatafie.com
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 10h
That’s right up there with when the East Coast Hockey League rebranded to become the ECHL
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 14h
The franchise hasn’t been thee same since Jeff Hunt left the organization as its head honcho! He’s the guy who revitalized the 67’s, CFL Football and pro soccer in Ottawa!
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 1d
Hey Cletus your robes are ready for tonight’s meeting.
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 2d
Ohhhhh someone’s gonna be pissed!
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 2d
Yup
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 3d
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 3d
Nuff said!
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 3d
Wow crying, snowflake, Russian asset, plagiarist Benny Johnson quotes war criminal Vladimir Putin on why Felon Donald Trump wasn’t awarded the Nobel Peace Prize! Good job Benny that will save your bespectacled ass from falling out a window for another week.
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 3d
Oooooooh burn 🔥
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Wouldn’t it be cool if this photo of Obama receiving his Noble Peace Prize went viral today? 🔄
Obama receiving his Noble Peace Prize
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 3d
Nuff said!
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 3d
This ⬆️ This Right Here ⬆️ is an underrated post! It is absolutely outstanding!!!!
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 3d
Hmmmmmmm
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 3d
Meanwhile at the White House
a bunch of ketchup bottles are lined up on a counter
ALT: a bunch of ketchup bottles are lined up on a counter
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 3d
STATEMENT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE:
a bunch of ketchup bottles are lined up on a counter
ALT: a bunch of ketchup bottles are lined up on a counter
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 5d
Hey Dinesh! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 📣
It looks like you’re all ready to have the wool pulled over your eyes
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 5d
If they got their way I could just imagine a merchandise table offering these at 50% off! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 5d
Nuff Said!
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 6d
Gravy Seals
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 6d
Nuff said!
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 7d
Speaking of demonic sexual performance! What is this you making a deposit at the sperm bank or you craving Trumps mushroom? 🍄
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 8d
I can’t believe we got our asses kicked in Vietnam and this 1960’s version of Rambo was hiding in his parents basement!
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 8d
Will they keep bitching for the next four months or will they find a new flavour next week?
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 8d
And also have Bad Bunny as the Grand Marshal in the World Series Championship Parade.
Well we can all dream 😂
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 8d
Ice warnings in Canada 🇨🇦 compared to ICE warnings in the United States 🇺🇸
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