Brian Patafie Comedy
@brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social
A Mediocre Standup Comedian | A Former Athletic Trainer in Professional Hockey | Funny and sometimes a bit Edgy | Booking Agency https://partonproductions.com
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Jamestown NC 🇺🇸Vancouver BC 🇨🇦 www.brianpatafie.com
I’m done taking the high road so kindly take your unsolicited advice and shove it up your ass!
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m done taking the high road so kindly take your unsolicited advice and shove it up your ass!
And here’s Pam Bondi speaking to Melania about a private meeting she had with Trump in the Presidential Bedroom Suite
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
And here’s Pam Bondi speaking to Melania about a private meeting she had with Trump in the Presidential Bedroom Suite
Separated at birth
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Separated at birth
While bucked tooth Betty and the bribe taking Homan are spewing their bullshit you’ve got Kash Patel sounding like a ninth grade cheerleader 📣 talking about the FBI’s arrest of the pipe bomber. This Administration is absolutely repulsive!
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
While bucked tooth Betty and the bribe taking Homan are spewing their bullshit you’ve got Kash Patel sounding like a ninth grade cheerleader 📣 talking about the FBI’s arrest of the pipe bomber. This Administration is absolutely repulsive!
While bucked tooth Betty and the bribe taking Homan are spewing their bullshit you’ve got Kash Patel sounding like a ninth grade cheerleader 📣 talking about the FBI’s arrest of the pipe bomber. This Administration is absolutely repulsive!
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
While bucked tooth Betty and the bribe taking Homan are spewing their bullshit you’ve got Kash Patel sounding like a ninth grade cheerleader 📣 talking about the FBI’s arrest of the pipe bomber. This Administration is absolutely repulsive!
This is a classic example of what happens when an inmate gets a hold of the keys to the Wardens Office.
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is a classic example of what happens when an inmate gets a hold of the keys to the Wardens Office.
Does Trump forget he got destroyed by a woman in a debate?
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Does Trump forget he got destroyed by a woman in a debate?
I’ll be standing by a salad bar.
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’ll be standing by a salad bar.
The guy is absolutely insane and those in his Party that let this go on are complicit.
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The guy is absolutely insane and those in his Party that let this go on are complicit.
Scott Jennings gives the word bootlicking a whole new meaning. My God the man has no shame!
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Scott Jennings gives the word bootlicking a whole new meaning. My God the man has no shame!
I’m betting when Pete Hegseth is called in front of the War Crimes Tribunal he plans to drink the fifth.
Oops I meant plead the fifth. Sorry Freudian Slip (or was it?)
Oops I meant plead the fifth. Sorry Freudian Slip (or was it?)
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I’m betting when Pete Hegseth is called in front of the War Crimes Tribunal he plans to drink the fifth.
Oops I meant plead the fifth. Sorry Freudian Slip (or was it?)
Oops I meant plead the fifth. Sorry Freudian Slip (or was it?)
I lose so many IQ points every time I read her Tweets that my friends are starting to call me Tomi now!
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I lose so many IQ points every time I read her Tweets that my friends are starting to call me Tomi now!
Because both her and that whole Administration preach from The Book of Hypocrisy the largest book in the Trump Bible
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Because both her and that whole Administration preach from The Book of Hypocrisy the largest book in the Trump Bible
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has just released a copy of Donald Trumps recent MRI
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has just released a copy of Donald Trumps recent MRI
Toilet Paper
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Toilet Paper
Because she wasn’t racist or a podcaster
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Because she wasn’t racist or a podcaster
OMG look at that face! He looks like he’s been running a hundred yard dash in a ninety yard gym
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
OMG look at that face! He looks like he’s been running a hundred yard dash in a ninety yard gym
He hasn’t had a direct conversation with Trump about it because Dementia Don thinks Markwayne Mullin is three separate people and dumb dumb Dementia Don says he doesn’t have time to meet with three separate people during his one hour workday.
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
He hasn’t had a direct conversation with Trump about it because Dementia Don thinks Markwayne Mullin is three separate people and dumb dumb Dementia Don says he doesn’t have time to meet with three separate people during his one hour workday.
First Trump is full of crap but we all know that! Secondly @mcuban.bsky.social has reduced drug prices in the United States immensely through his www.costplusdrugs.com yes a billionaire who really cares about people ♥️
Homepage of Mark Cuban Cost Plus Drugs
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www.costplusdrugs.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
First Trump is full of crap but we all know that! Secondly @mcuban.bsky.social has reduced drug prices in the United States immensely through his www.costplusdrugs.com yes a billionaire who really cares about people ♥️
Can anyone explain why Trump ordered the countries flags to be flown at half staff for a racist podcaster who was shot but when a member of the U.S. military is gunned down in the streets of Washington DC he’s doing absolutely nothing?
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Can anyone explain why Trump ordered the countries flags to be flown at half staff for a racist podcaster who was shot but when a member of the U.S. military is gunned down in the streets of Washington DC he’s doing absolutely nothing?
A drunk controlling the nukes. What could go wrong?
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
A drunk controlling the nukes. What could go wrong?
New Update from Pfizer ⬇️
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
New Update from Pfizer ⬇️
New Update from Pfizer ⬇️
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
New Update from Pfizer ⬇️
This sums it up nicely ⬇️
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This sums it up nicely ⬇️
I’m betting that the un-redacted Epstein Files reveal Trump has a fetish for olives. That’s right girls that are “olive” thirteen or fourteen years old! #releasetheepsteinfiles
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I’m betting that the un-redacted Epstein Files reveal Trump has a fetish for olives. That’s right girls that are “olive” thirteen or fourteen years old! #releasetheepsteinfiles