Brian Patafie Comedy
@brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social
A Mediocre Standup Comedian | A Former Athletic Trainer in Professional Hockey | Funny and sometimes a bit Edgy | Booking Agency https://partonproductions.com
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Jamestown NC 🇺🇸Vancouver BC 🇨🇦 www.brianpatafie.com
This will look nice hanging in the new ballroom
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This will look nice hanging in the new ballroom
I’m still absolutely perplexed that this guy has a girlfriend!
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’m still absolutely perplexed that this guy has a girlfriend!
And here’s Pam Bondi speaking to Melania about a private meeting she had with Trump in the Presidential Bedroom Suite
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
And here’s Pam Bondi speaking to Melania about a private meeting she had with Trump in the Presidential Bedroom Suite
Separated at birth
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Separated at birth
While bucked tooth Betty and the bribe taking Homan are spewing their bullshit you’ve got Kash Patel sounding like a ninth grade cheerleader 📣 talking about the FBI’s arrest of the pipe bomber. This Administration is absolutely repulsive!
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
While bucked tooth Betty and the bribe taking Homan are spewing their bullshit you’ve got Kash Patel sounding like a ninth grade cheerleader 📣 talking about the FBI’s arrest of the pipe bomber. This Administration is absolutely repulsive!
While bucked tooth Betty and the bribe taking Homan are spewing their bullshit you’ve got Kash Patel sounding like a ninth grade cheerleader 📣 talking about the FBI’s arrest of the pipe bomber. This Administration is absolutely repulsive!
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
While bucked tooth Betty and the bribe taking Homan are spewing their bullshit you’ve got Kash Patel sounding like a ninth grade cheerleader 📣 talking about the FBI’s arrest of the pipe bomber. This Administration is absolutely repulsive!
Does Trump forget he got destroyed by a woman in a debate?
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Does Trump forget he got destroyed by a woman in a debate?
The guy is absolutely insane and those in his Party that let this go on are complicit.
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The guy is absolutely insane and those in his Party that let this go on are complicit.
I’m betting when Pete Hegseth is called in front of the War Crimes Tribunal he plans to drink the fifth.
Oops I meant plead the fifth. Sorry Freudian Slip (or was it?)
Oops I meant plead the fifth. Sorry Freudian Slip (or was it?)
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I’m betting when Pete Hegseth is called in front of the War Crimes Tribunal he plans to drink the fifth.
Oops I meant plead the fifth. Sorry Freudian Slip (or was it?)
Oops I meant plead the fifth. Sorry Freudian Slip (or was it?)
Because both her and that whole Administration preach from The Book of Hypocrisy the largest book in the Trump Bible
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Because both her and that whole Administration preach from The Book of Hypocrisy the largest book in the Trump Bible
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has just released a copy of Donald Trumps recent MRI
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has just released a copy of Donald Trumps recent MRI
He hasn’t had a direct conversation with Trump about it because Dementia Don thinks Markwayne Mullin is three separate people and dumb dumb Dementia Don says he doesn’t have time to meet with three separate people during his one hour workday.
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
He hasn’t had a direct conversation with Trump about it because Dementia Don thinks Markwayne Mullin is three separate people and dumb dumb Dementia Don says he doesn’t have time to meet with three separate people during his one hour workday.
A drunk controlling the nukes. What could go wrong?
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
A drunk controlling the nukes. What could go wrong?
New Update from Pfizer ⬇️
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
New Update from Pfizer ⬇️
New Update from Pfizer ⬇️
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
New Update from Pfizer ⬇️
This sums it up nicely ⬇️
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This sums it up nicely ⬇️
I’m betting that the un-redacted Epstein Files reveal Trump has a fetish for olives. That’s right girls that are “olive” thirteen or fourteen years old! #releasetheepsteinfiles
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I’m betting that the un-redacted Epstein Files reveal Trump has a fetish for olives. That’s right girls that are “olive” thirteen or fourteen years old! #releasetheepsteinfiles
No wonder Katie Miller is losing her mind on CNN. She knows after the segment is over she has to go home and fuck that ⬇️
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
No wonder Katie Miller is losing her mind on CNN. She knows after the segment is over she has to go home and fuck that ⬇️
Just watched Katie Miller spouting off at Bakari Sellers on CNN and I’m thinking part of her frustration stems from her not being home in time to let Stephen out of his coffin for the night.
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Just watched Katie Miller spouting off at Bakari Sellers on CNN and I’m thinking part of her frustration stems from her not being home in time to let Stephen out of his coffin for the night.
Just watched Katie Miller spouting off at Bakari Sellers on CNN and I’m thinking part of her frustration stems from her not being home in time to let Stephen out of his coffin for the night.
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Just watched Katie Miller spouting off at Bakari Sellers on CNN and I’m thinking part of her frustration stems from her not being home in time to let Stephen out of his coffin for the night.
Isn’t ironic that the so called Commander In Chief who had multiple so called deferments preventing him from serving his country at a war time but has no problem sending kids out today to battle in a war he’s made up in his dementia laden head?
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Isn’t ironic that the so called Commander In Chief who had multiple so called deferments preventing him from serving his country at a war time but has no problem sending kids out today to battle in a war he’s made up in his dementia laden head?
Pirro’s words are the result of what happens when you give a sloppy drunk a microphone
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Pirro’s words are the result of what happens when you give a sloppy drunk a microphone
Well here’s Trumps America: One of these guys flew combat missions and piloted the Space Shuttle and one of these guys had his car keys confiscated at the bar, then puked in the back of an Uber
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Well here’s Trumps America: One of these guys flew combat missions and piloted the Space Shuttle and one of these guys had his car keys confiscated at the bar, then puked in the back of an Uber
Well this clown 🤡 grabbed some TV time before jumping on a plane and leaving for America’s Midwest to attend a second rate honky tonk to hear his D List girlfriend perform at a Wednesday night open mike
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Well this clown 🤡 grabbed some TV time before jumping on a plane and leaving for America’s Midwest to attend a second rate honky tonk to hear his D List girlfriend perform at a Wednesday night open mike
Senile Satan is looking for someone to fund his youngest child’s autobiography on the big screen 🎥
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Senile Satan is looking for someone to fund his youngest child’s autobiography on the big screen 🎥