Brian the Macaron Guy
@brianthemacaronguy.bsky.social
Maker of macarons, FoD, Trekkie, gleeful nuisance, 🏳️🌈, he/they
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Damn straight she's in the top 10 of Spins top 40 musicians of the last 40 years.
December 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Damn straight she's in the top 10 of Spins top 40 musicians of the last 40 years.
I love Star Trek very much but this is not for me.
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I love Star Trek very much but this is not for me.
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
This is absolutely not “get up and go to the gym” weather, FYI.
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
This is absolutely not “get up and go to the gym” weather, FYI.
Seasonal depression is sorta under control for a month while the tree is up.
Also maybe I’m a hat person?
Also maybe I’m a hat person?
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Seasonal depression is sorta under control for a month while the tree is up.
Also maybe I’m a hat person?
Also maybe I’m a hat person?
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Eve 6
Kate Nash
My Bloody Valentine
Aimee Mann
Fiona Apple
Eve 6
Kate Nash
My Bloody Valentine
Aimee Mann
Fiona Apple
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Cranberries
Mazzy Star
Stevie Nicks
Tori Amos (MANY times)
Gregory Alan Isakov
The Cranberries
Mazzy Star
Stevie Nicks
Tori Amos (MANY times)
Gregory Alan Isakov
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Deftones (plus twice next year)
Britney
Slipknot
Michael Jackson
Kenshi Yonezu
Deftones (plus twice next year)
Britney
Slipknot
Michael Jackson
Kenshi Yonezu
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Eve 6
Kate Nash
My Bloody Valentine
Aimee Mann
Fiona Apple
Eve 6
Kate Nash
My Bloody Valentine
Aimee Mann
Fiona Apple
I worked my first Black Friday shift at a mall in twenty years. Let’s not make that same mistake again in 2026.
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I worked my first Black Friday shift at a mall in twenty years. Let’s not make that same mistake again in 2026.
Your dads said you can have an extra piece of pumpkin pie tonight if you feel so inclined.
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Your dads said you can have an extra piece of pumpkin pie tonight if you feel so inclined.
Happy Thanksgiving y’all! These vanilla chai and chocolate cake batter macarons are coming to Thanksgiving dinner. ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Happy Thanksgiving y’all! These vanilla chai and chocolate cake batter macarons are coming to Thanksgiving dinner. ❤️
Today’s too-brief moment of calm.
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Today’s too-brief moment of calm.
Powered by caffeine and mild irritation this morning.
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Powered by caffeine and mild irritation this morning.
Good morning!
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Good morning!
Post a movie where you are from
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Post a movie where you are from
Haircut day.
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Haircut day.
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
@techconnectify.bsky.social may have inspired this purchase.
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@techconnectify.bsky.social may have inspired this purchase.
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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
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I filed a borrower defense claim on my student loans in 2021 in a last ditch effort to get this monkey off of my back, and now thanks to the lawyers behind Sweet v McMahon, I’m finally seeing a light at the end of the tunnel!!
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I filed a borrower defense claim on my student loans in 2021 in a last ditch effort to get this monkey off of my back, and now thanks to the lawyers behind Sweet v McMahon, I’m finally seeing a light at the end of the tunnel!!
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finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence
My Thanksgiving Table macarons for this year! I am really proud of how these came out. You can follow my work on Instagram under @macaronsbybrian - please feel free to share!!
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My Thanksgiving Table macarons for this year! I am really proud of how these came out. You can follow my work on Instagram under @macaronsbybrian - please feel free to share!!
My experiment with blackberry caramel ganache came out absolutely fantastic. I don’t think I’d do a single thing differently.
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My experiment with blackberry caramel ganache came out absolutely fantastic. I don’t think I’d do a single thing differently.
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I have been thinking about The Substance quite a bit this week, but after I take it, Don Knotts emerges from my back.
a man with gray hair is wearing a yellow and green shirt and scarf .
ALT: a man with gray hair is wearing a yellow and green shirt and scarf .
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November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I have been thinking about The Substance quite a bit this week, but after I take it, Don Knotts emerges from my back.
In probably the best intentioned of spaces on Facebook, as I recall.
there’s a kind of slacktivism that’s basically like “all you have to do is be the exact same type of mean you already are online but about something important” and once you recognize it, you’ll see it all the time
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
In probably the best intentioned of spaces on Facebook, as I recall.