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The Detroiter

@detroiter.bsky.social

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Detroit, Sarcasm, West Ham, Food, Sports, Bookworm, Historian

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 2h

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 3h

I think I'd rather plunge knitting needles into my corneas than watch a second of this

The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 4h

Did we even interview him?

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 4h

Sigh

The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 4h

Always nice beating the Leafs to cleanse my Detroit sports palate from last night #LGRW

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 5h

This Red Wings defense is such ass

The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 7h

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Barron is the 2nd coming of Patrick Bateman and will end up chopping someone's head off eventually

The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 11h

Not looking forward to seeing Nick Marsh in a Buckeye jersey next fall

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 1d

I am deceased

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 1d

Peter Thiel looks like a weirdo in an 80s movie who has two minutes before the devil claims his soul.

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 13h

Live look at me

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 1d

So it goes, congrats to you guys

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Dave Hogg @davehogg.bsky.social · 1d

Kerry Carpenter went 4-5. The rest of the offense went 4-47. Torres, Greene, Torkelson and Keith went 0-23 with 10 strikeouts.

The offense failed them again when they needed it the most.

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 1d

I am in hell.

a mascot for the detroit tigers stands in front of a fire background

ALT: a mascot for the detroit tigers stands in front of a fire background

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks for nothing kahnle

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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 1d

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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irium 🖖🏻👻🎃 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .

Alt: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park, and then at a table, and then in an empty pool. He's not happy.

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 1d

This game is putting me in a fetal posiiton

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 1d

ThanK you for throwing a strike jack

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 1d

THROW A STRIKE YOU BUM

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty sure I'm just going to keel over

The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 1d

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🕯 Tigers runs 🕯

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Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 1d

[Atop summit of Mt Rainier] BAAAALLLLLLLL

DONNNNNNN'T

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 1d

Ball don't lie.

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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 1d

Garbage.

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