The Detroiter
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Sex
Chipotle
Ass
I'm scared.
Sex
Chipotle
Ass
I'm scared.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Sex
Chipotle
Ass
I'm scared.
Sex
Chipotle
Ass
I'm scared.
Here comes project 2025 into overdrive
BREAKING: Two National Guard members shot near White House in D.C.
Two National Guard members shot near White House in D.C.
Police said a suspect is in custody and the investigation is ongoing.
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November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Here comes project 2025 into overdrive
Happy one year anniversary of Rudy Giulianis courtroom reporter sketch
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Happy one year anniversary of Rudy Giulianis courtroom reporter sketch
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Austin Powers villain name haver.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Austin Powers villain name haver.
From 0-3 to the MAC championship game! Gooooooo Broncos!
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November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
From 0-3 to the MAC championship game! Gooooooo Broncos!
It's annoying that Taylor Sheridan is such a POS because his shows are solid.
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It's annoying that Taylor Sheridan is such a POS because his shows are solid.
Fight on, fight on for Western! Clinch that title!
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November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Fight on, fight on for Western! Clinch that title!
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“Trump derangement syndrome” is showing people a chart that revealing that prices have actually gone up and Wal-Mart’s Thanksgiving package only costs less because they reduced the amount of food in it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“Trump derangement syndrome” is showing people a chart that revealing that prices have actually gone up and Wal-Mart’s Thanksgiving package only costs less because they reduced the amount of food in it.
Why can't AI just be for cleaning up pics, making cats talk, and shit like this, which has no reason being this good.
youtu.be/lMfexarh-9s?...
youtu.be/lMfexarh-9s?...
Lightning Crashes (AI Soul Cover)
YouTube video by “The Professor” Nick Harrison
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Why can't AI just be for cleaning up pics, making cats talk, and shit like this, which has no reason being this good.
youtu.be/lMfexarh-9s?...
youtu.be/lMfexarh-9s?...
Been hit with waves of nostalgia lately I don't know if it's the fucked up world, or hitting 45, or what, but man, it's strong.
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Been hit with waves of nostalgia lately I don't know if it's the fucked up world, or hitting 45, or what, but man, it's strong.
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Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
The Lions have looked like ass since the players did the trump dance, just sayin
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The Lions have looked like ass since the players did the trump dance, just sayin
I'd never lie to you
Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to
Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to
The truth is you could slit my throat
And with my one last gasping breath
I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt
Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to
Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to
The truth is you could slit my throat
And with my one last gasping breath
I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I'd never lie to you
Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to
Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to
The truth is you could slit my throat
And with my one last gasping breath
I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt
Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to
Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to
The truth is you could slit my throat
And with my one last gasping breath
I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt
Please fire Smith now.
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Please fire Smith now.
Brb, blasting this all day. Went to two of those shows on that tour, raw power. So glad they added those live tracks.
The Smashing Pumpkins Deliver 'Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness' 30th Anniversary Editions ::antiMusic.com share.google/jPsjg23Cg8L2...
The Smashing Pumpkins Deliver 'Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness' 30th Anniversary Editions ::antiMusic.com share.google/jPsjg23Cg8L2...
The Smashing Pumpkins Deliver 'Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness' 30th Anniversary Editions
>The Smashing Pumpkins released what would become one of the most iconic works of the decade
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November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Brb, blasting this all day. Went to two of those shows on that tour, raw power. So glad they added those live tracks.
The Smashing Pumpkins Deliver 'Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness' 30th Anniversary Editions ::antiMusic.com share.google/jPsjg23Cg8L2...
The Smashing Pumpkins Deliver 'Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness' 30th Anniversary Editions ::antiMusic.com share.google/jPsjg23Cg8L2...
Instantly transported back to my college house garage with a fifth of Burnetts in the early 2000s lamenting some girl
youtube.com/watch?v=E4lM...
youtube.com/watch?v=E4lM...
Dashboard Confessional - Screaming Infidelities
YouTube video by DashboardVEVO
youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Instantly transported back to my college house garage with a fifth of Burnetts in the early 2000s lamenting some girl
youtube.com/watch?v=E4lM...
youtube.com/watch?v=E4lM...
Does anyone really beleive Marge is gonna retire
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Does anyone really beleive Marge is gonna retire
First 5-0 start since 2020 #gogreen
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November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
First 5-0 start since 2020 #gogreen
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Michigan State has won the race to 69
The Spartans are 4-0 this season when winning the race to 69
The Spartans are 4-0 this season when winning the race to 69
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Michigan State has won the race to 69
The Spartans are 4-0 this season when winning the race to 69
The Spartans are 4-0 this season when winning the race to 69
I feel like state should be up by 50 but they're playing mid.
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I feel like state should be up by 50 but they're playing mid.
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Michigan State is likely going to win easily and still give Izzo plenty to be pissed about.
Win-Win.
Win-Win.
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Michigan State is likely going to win easily and still give Izzo plenty to be pissed about.
Win-Win.
Win-Win.