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it’s not shocking, but still astonishing, how little respect this entire government has for the American people and how virulently they all hate this country
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
it’s not shocking, but still astonishing, how little respect this entire government has for the American people and how virulently they all hate this country
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Again, this is all right in front of your faces. You can read any survivor’s story to find out names. This testimony is horrifying and I read it almost a decade ago so the least you could all do is know this.
Reminder that in June, 2016, a suit (w/witnesses) was filed against Trump re: his repeated raping of a 13 year-old child at an Epstein party.
(She wasn't a "teen," in anything but the most technical of senses. She was a 7th, maybe an 8th grader.)
We've known he was a child rapist THIS WHOLE TIME.
(She wasn't a "teen," in anything but the most technical of senses. She was a 7th, maybe an 8th grader.)
We've known he was a child rapist THIS WHOLE TIME.
Attorney: Donald Trump Will Have To Answer Teen's Rape Accusation In Court
A woman claims Trump raped her at a party in 1994 when she was just 13 years old.
www.buzzfeednews.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Again, this is all right in front of your faces. You can read any survivor’s story to find out names. This testimony is horrifying and I read it almost a decade ago so the least you could all do is know this.
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Thank you @matthaig.bsky.social for a little plan.
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Thank you @matthaig.bsky.social for a little plan.
Anticlimactically submergible disciplinarians is a good band name
someone accidently stumbled on an insanely ominious cdc government page, it’s a massive list of random words that looks like this. anyone know whats going on here?
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
ftp.cdc.gov/pub/health_S...
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Anticlimactically submergible disciplinarians is a good band name
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Is the Hunger Games announcement real? I cannot.
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Is the Hunger Games announcement real? I cannot.
He’s yelling like he’s on a local commercial from the 80s like Crazy TV Donnie prices are low low low
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
He’s yelling like he’s on a local commercial from the 80s like Crazy TV Donnie prices are low low low
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"Fix Your Hearts or Die" should replace "In God We Trust" pretty much everywhere you find it.
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"Fix Your Hearts or Die" should replace "In God We Trust" pretty much everywhere you find it.
My childhood bestie has been diagnosed with something you don’t want to be diagnosed with. As if anyone needed that. At least it will give me a tangible enemy to fight; something to blame everything on temporarily. Getting older is some bullshit.
December 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My childhood bestie has been diagnosed with something you don’t want to be diagnosed with. As if anyone needed that. At least it will give me a tangible enemy to fight; something to blame everything on temporarily. Getting older is some bullshit.
“After Christmas I need to figure out my life,” she said for the 35th (at least) year in a row.
December 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“After Christmas I need to figure out my life,” she said for the 35th (at least) year in a row.
Top Chef fans will know Dan who makes amazing food and is a great Wisconsinite.
My constituent, Dan, is a Milwaukee favorite chef and restaurateur. Dan relies on the ACA not just for his employees, but himself.
I'm so glad he was able to come to DC, share his experience living with a preexisting condition, and tell Senators why we need to protect the ACA.
I'm so glad he was able to come to DC, share his experience living with a preexisting condition, and tell Senators why we need to protect the ACA.
December 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Top Chef fans will know Dan who makes amazing food and is a great Wisconsinite.
Honestly don’t know why I continue to open this app each day. I’m sick to my stomach before 9 am. I really should reevaluate.
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Honestly don’t know why I continue to open this app each day. I’m sick to my stomach before 9 am. I really should reevaluate.
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
Who’s got tickets for RuPaul’s DJ set in March?
a man wearing a hard hat and glasses is on a breaking bobby bones tv show
Alt: a man wearing a hard hat and glasses is on a breaking bobby bones tv show saying this guy right here baby
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Who’s got tickets for RuPaul’s DJ set in March?
Hell yeah
a man with a beard is holding a gun in front of a building
Alt: A beautiful scene from a beautiful game and the goty, Clair Obscur Expedition 33
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Hell yeah
The print edition is such an essential part of my life. We read it religiously. There were local cover charge coupons. Our friends were pictured in it. We read the horoscopes out loud to each other at work. When print ended, it hurt. It is now better than it ever was. You need it.
Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The print edition is such an essential part of my life. We read it religiously. There were local cover charge coupons. Our friends were pictured in it. We read the horoscopes out loud to each other at work. When print ended, it hurt. It is now better than it ever was. You need it.
I will vote for and support every candidate who is primarying a Dem incumbent who has failed in meeting the moment. Which is 99% of them.
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I will vote for and support every candidate who is primarying a Dem incumbent who has failed in meeting the moment. Which is 99% of them.
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We're about 75 toys & teen gifts to our goal for parents at Cook County Jail. Thank you! Info & ways to donate:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
We're about 75 toys & teen gifts to our goal for parents at Cook County Jail. Thank you! Info & ways to donate:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Christmas dinner hits different there
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Christmas dinner hits different there
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credit: Kelly Hayes, thank you @mskellymhayes.bsky.social
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
bless and protect antifascists everywhere
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
bless and protect antifascists everywhere
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
credit: Kelly Hayes, thank you @mskellymhayes.bsky.social
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
bless and protect antifascists everywhere
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
bless and protect antifascists everywhere
@whoabot.wtf Happy Birthday! I hope you had a wonderful day! Miss you! 💗
December 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
@whoabot.wtf Happy Birthday! I hope you had a wonderful day! Miss you! 💗