Brock Winstead
@brockwinstead.bsky.social
Lift that sword, Shermy.
thou losest who snoozest
January 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
thou losest who snoozest
Putting a calf in a box just to veal something
Riding my bike just to wheel something
capsizing my boat just to keel something
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Putting a calf in a box just to veal something
"Oops! All mother!" apple cider vinegar
December 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"Oops! All mother!" apple cider vinegar
Half AND half?! In THIS economy?!
December 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Half AND half?! In THIS economy?!
Some days you find yourself sitting in a Chuck E. Cheese writing unit tests. You know how it is.
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Some days you find yourself sitting in a Chuck E. Cheese writing unit tests. You know how it is.
Either he really did some version of this and it's a sign of terminal internet brain poisoning, or he's lying because it will play well to an audience full of people he knows have terminal internet brain poisoning.
JD Vance: "I remember watching every video of the assassination looking for clues, trying to understand what happened. I tried to hide my friend and that terrible bullet hitting him, but I would try to look around. I stayed up all night for many nights in a row researching every conspiracy theory."
December 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Either he really did some version of this and it's a sign of terminal internet brain poisoning, or he's lying because it will play well to an audience full of people he knows have terminal internet brain poisoning.
Forget it, Jack. It's Christmastown.
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Forget it, Jack. It's Christmastown.
I had a similar realization a few years back: you can dip your pizza crusts in soy sauce. You can just do it. Ain't no Johnny Law can keep you from it.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: you can put mac and cheese on your hot dog and there is no legal authority that can stop you
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I had a similar realization a few years back: you can dip your pizza crusts in soy sauce. You can just do it. Ain't no Johnny Law can keep you from it.
Trump is like a pissing Calvin sticker where they swap out the thing he's pissing on every day, sometimes several times a day. But he's never not pissing on something.
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Trump is like a pissing Calvin sticker where they swap out the thing he's pissing on every day, sometimes several times a day. But he's never not pissing on something.
"Steve isn't here anymore."
I hate it. I hate it.
I hate it. I hate it.
Steve isn’t here anymore, but he always posted this picture on Hanukkah so I thought we could carry on his tradition and remember him.
Happy Hanukkah to our friends who celebrate. Rachel Posner, a rabbi’s wife in Kiel, Germany, took this photograph in 1931 -- a potent reminder that fascism must be fought in every generation, even if it's wrapped in an American flag and a red hat.
December 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
"Steve isn't here anymore."
I hate it. I hate it.
I hate it. I hate it.
Reposted by Brock Winstead
Happy Hanukkah to our friends who celebrate. Rachel Posner, a rabbi’s wife in Kiel, Germany, took this photograph in 1931 -- a potent reminder that fascism must be fought in every generation, even if it's wrapped in an American flag and a red hat.
December 8, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Happy Hanukkah to our friends who celebrate. Rachel Posner, a rabbi’s wife in Kiel, Germany, took this photograph in 1931 -- a potent reminder that fascism must be fought in every generation, even if it's wrapped in an American flag and a red hat.
Would it be too much work to include a link? It feels like it wouldn't be too much work to include a link.
Here's a link.
www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...
Here's a link.
www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Would it be too much work to include a link? It feels like it wouldn't be too much work to include a link.
Here's a link.
www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...
Here's a link.
www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...
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I guess it's not actually a "ripoff" as such, they credit the sculptors with the design.
Though I would not be surprised if it turns out to be without their knowledge or consent.
Though I would not be surprised if it turns out to be without their knowledge or consent.
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I guess it's not actually a "ripoff" as such, they credit the sculptors with the design.
Though I would not be surprised if it turns out to be without their knowledge or consent.
Though I would not be surprised if it turns out to be without their knowledge or consent.
This is so weird. FIFA's big special boy trophy is just a small version of an existing sculpture given by Azerbaijan to the UN in Geneva. Down to the weird bits in the wrists.
I must know how this happened.
I must know how this happened.
actually it's just a ripoff of some azerbaijani work
December 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This is so weird. FIFA's big special boy trophy is just a small version of an existing sculpture given by Azerbaijan to the UN in Geneva. Down to the weird bits in the wrists.
I must know how this happened.
I must know how this happened.
The guys at the auto body shop are making fun of the big special boy's big special boy award.
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The guys at the auto body shop are making fun of the big special boy's big special boy award.
The beauty and majesty and _accessibility_ of our national parks is another form of American soft power, so of course they're going to do everything they can to poison it. I hate everything they do, but this one I hate extra.
The Trump administration is raising national parks' prices and adding fees for international tourists from next year in an "America-first" initiative, the Interior Department announced.
Trump admin hikes national parks prices by up to $170 for international tourists
The Interior Department said the "America-first" policy will see "resident-only patriotic fee-free days" on some holidays.
www.axios.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
The beauty and majesty and _accessibility_ of our national parks is another form of American soft power, so of course they're going to do everything they can to poison it. I hate everything they do, but this one I hate extra.
She is well-versed in the operation of the cat door
And yet.
And yet.
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
She is well-versed in the operation of the cat door
And yet.
And yet.
I'll sell the secret of my sculpture The Lump for like half that. People need to be shopping around for sculpture secret bargains. Can't just click the first thing in the search results.
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I'll sell the secret of my sculpture The Lump for like half that. People need to be shopping around for sculpture secret bargains. Can't just click the first thing in the search results.
Someone should invent a squirrel that isn't ... like that.
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Someone should invent a squirrel that isn't ... like that.
A fully stocked grocery store entirely devoid of other humans is my heaven. Even if it must be a Sprouts.
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
A fully stocked grocery store entirely devoid of other humans is my heaven. Even if it must be a Sprouts.
Let's see what private equity does to Denny's. I'm sure only good things. abcnews.go.com/Business/wir...
Denny's to be acquired and taken private in a deal valued at $620 million
Denny’s said Monday that it’s being acquired by a group of investors who will take the breakfast chain private
abcnews.go.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Let's see what private equity does to Denny's. I'm sure only good things. abcnews.go.com/Business/wir...
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May all terrible people be sad tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
May all terrible people be sad tonight.
I think this year's Thanksgiving mood is going to be "playing 'Alice's Restaurant' on repeat, but not the whole thing, just the part where he says 'Shrink ... I wanna kill. I mean I wanna -- I wanna kill. Kill!"
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I think this year's Thanksgiving mood is going to be "playing 'Alice's Restaurant' on repeat, but not the whole thing, just the part where he says 'Shrink ... I wanna kill. I mean I wanna -- I wanna kill. Kill!"