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Teddy Sorkfeber
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ghosthardware05.bsky.social
smell ya later losers
off to pussyville i go
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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smudgebap.com
nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
Sign on a library book drop sign requesting people to yell "NOT A SQUIRREL" to confirm they are human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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crimew.gay
not joe... he was supposed to be better than this
twitter reply by "transphobic joe" (@JoeTransphobe): being "trans" is gigacringe
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
freddiemurky.bsky.social
Coworker at the resturant asked me "Wait is gazpacho spelt with a Z?" and I tell them yeah.

Then a few hours later I notice customers seem puzzled so I take a look at the sign and it says "Gazbazo".
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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roxiqt.com
This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
screenshot of a YouTube video still of a chubby baby seal laying on the snow with the caption "In the glittering backlight, a fat baby seal is doing nothing special."
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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goodboy.bsky.social
36 year old boy mayor is so funny. He was a fuckin' kid!
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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ironspike.bsky.social
Uh

this is

enormous
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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vanoreo.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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bylinebelife.bsky.social
Här byggs det isoleringsceller för svenska barn.. En vanlig dag i högerns Sverige.
Här bygger Sverige isoleringsceller för 13-åringar
I Sverige förbereder sig Kriminalvården på att ta hand om hundratals unga barn som begått grova brott som mord och sprängningar.
yle.fi
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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blomcrantz.bsky.social
Bra skrivet. Många politiker behöver nog mer kunskap om hur SFI funkar.
Men SD vet. Förslaget om tidsbegränsning utan andra förbättringar läggs fram just därför. SD inte vill ha någon integration. SD vill att SFI-elever ska misslyckas så att de lämnar landet, ”frivilligt” eller inte frivilligt.
DN Debatt. ”SFI-eleverna ska inte bära skulden för ett trasigt system”
DN Debatt. Regeringens förslag kan få förödande konsekvenser för många elever och riskera deras etablering, skriver SFI-läraren Lillemor Malmbo.
www.dn.se
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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bunnybunny.bsky.social
Nånting nånting läskburka
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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galaxykate.bsky.social
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
Conversation with Claude about tracery parsers, and it advises me to look at kate comptons parser, to which i reply “but Doctor i am kate compton”
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
worms whenever it rains
drunk naked guy laying on ground outside bass pro shops fish tank
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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banalplay.bsky.social
Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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ryanmarino.bsky.social
Elizabeth Holmes deserves so much worse. She was only ever convicted of defrauding her investors even though she also defrauded thousands of patients.
Evidence was provided of Holmes's role in faked product demonstrations, falsified validation reports, misleading claims about contracts, and overstated financials. There was audio and video evidence of Holmes making inflated or misleading claims about Theranos. There were forged documents saying Pfizer and Schering-Plough had validated the company's blood-testing technology. Holmes admitted to personally manipulating those documents.
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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banalplay.bsky.social
America can't be fascist because I'm not doing anything about it
Tom Nichols •@radiofreetom.bsky.social • 8h Joined May '23 1. If America were fascist right now, I would not be posting here. Neither would you. Instead, I - and you - would be trying to build networks of people *offline* who can support and protect each other, in the dark, rather than yelling at the president and
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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migration.se
Bengt Westerberg skriver om invandringen till Sverige.
Invandring, kulturutbyte och välstånd | Dagens Arena
Sverige aldrig har utvecklats i isolering utan i ett ständigt utbyte med omvärlden.
www.dagensarena.se
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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bylinebelife.bsky.social
Kan vi inte förbjuda de löjliga och smaklösa huvudprydnaderna Alice Teodorescu Måwe bär istället?
KD-toppen om hijabförbud: ”Ingenting är uteslutet”
LINKÖPING. KD går till val på ett förbud mot burka och niqab på offentliga platser. Men partiets EU-parlamentariker kan tänka sig att gå ännu längre – ett hijab
www.aftonbladet.se
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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tiny.baby
This is also my reaction when I learn I'm going to have lunch with 4 trans women
them.us Them @them.us · 5d
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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airbagged.bsky.social
The cast of Stranger Things Season Five
Them
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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spookulv.bsky.social
VARFÖR RINGER NI BUSSFÖRARENS ANHÖRIGA????

www.expressen.se/nyheter/sver...
Bussförarens anhöriga: ”Är helt chockade”
Flera är döda och skadade efter att en buss körde in i en busskur i Stockholm. Den gripne busschaufförens anhöriga har svårt att ta in vad som hänt. – Vi är helt chockade, säger hans vuxne son.
www.expressen.se
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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adamparkhomenko.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 13,1946
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS RUNNING A HOME FOR STRAY CATS IN THE YARD NANCY: GOOD. NIGHT, KITTIES - I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING P2- NANCY HAS GONE TO BED, BUT SHE IS CONCERNED ABOUT THE CATS OUTSIDE IN THE YARD NANCY: HOPE THEY WON'T BE LONESOME OUT THERE TONIGHT P3- NANCY HAS LEFT HER BEDROOM WINDOW OPEN,SHE IS SOUND ASLEEP THE CATS, SEEING THE OPEN WINDOW HAVE COME IN AND GOT ON NANCY’S BED, NANCY HAS OVER A DOZEN CATS SLEEPING ON HER BED
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM