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broshidos.bsky.social
Let’s embrace the darkness with momma
@broshidos.bsky.social
I am just here to marinate in the vibes and bullshit with friends (18+ because while I love y'all lmao NO)

For the purpose of this account you may assume I’m a toad living in a bog with access to the internet via miraculous and unexplainable circumstances
“Gates n’ Crap”

-My yard goods and landscaping supplies retail chain
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Oh nooooo my game loads so fast I can’t read the tips anymoooore!
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The dog got upset when we told him he had to wait ten minutes before he could go outside and now he’s laying forlornly in the corner, farting in protest
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

Well we have corollary:
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Yule ≠ Christmas

Yule is one of the oldest winter solstice festivals, with origins among the ancient Norse thousands of years ago.

Although today it’s heavily associated with, and even confused with, Christmas, the celebration existed long before Christianity. 🧵⬇️
December 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I guess I can see how if you’ve lived a charmed enough life to have never had your labor extorted from you or your autonomy violated then you would think AI isn’t a big deal but I invite you to perhaps imagine how it would feel to have that happen to you and THEN you can come talk to me.
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Damn if it’s true that Clair Obscur used AI assets then I guess I won’t be spending my money on that lmao

There’s better stories about grief out there.
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
“You’re just jealous that AI can draw better than you”

Girl I draw to preserve my own sanity in this shit-show we call “inescapable reality” I don’t give half a fuck how the capitalist cancer plagiarism machine appears to “draw”

I’m pissed that it ripped off my fucking peers.
December 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“Writing for myself” in the sense that I’m not making any of my friends read that shit lmaoooo
December 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Mustang being so consistently annoyed with and yet simultaneously and unquestionably Ride Or Die for the Elrics will never stop being funny to me
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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"You shouldn't make art for the money" buddy I'll take it one step further and say we shouldn't have to labor for capital at all but in the meantime pay an artist
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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The handmade, human qualities of your work are more valuable than they've ever been. Don't doubt that for a second.
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Bluesky: “Can we send you notifications? Pretty please?”

Me: “You do that and I will in turn do something unspeakable to your headquarters. Capiche?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Sometimes I’ll make a post about anti-harassment and internet courtesy and someone will roll up with a reply describing a niche problem I have never heard of in some corner of online I’ve never been in as some sort of “whatabout” and I think being on social media a lot might be bad for us actually
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Anyway, I’m bored, and this is my space.

It’s time to talk about Roy Mustang.
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It’s a shame that I have to keep firing gunshots to keep the rent low around here
December 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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"art is inaccessible/artists are gatekeepers" is the biggest self report in the world that whoever is saying it is, at best, buying in to incredibly tedious learned helplessness or, more likely, is just a huge fucking loser.
I don't believe it when anyone tries to say artists are gatekeeping creativity because every artist I know is so generous. Lots of us sharing tutorials, free brushes and assets, share our manus, etc! There's no shortage of info or free tools out there if you're willing to look and learn.
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It’s wild to see the same patterns of behavior that made twitter so toxic perpetuated here because, as it turns out, people will be people no matter where you go.
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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June 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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One of the problem with the sentiments of going underground is like, yeah some people might but most people wont. Most of the people you follow online who create the NSFW content you enjoy, be it drawing or writing or photography, are barely getting by as it is if they do it full time.
"porn's going back underground"
"we're going back to cash"
"we're going to crypto"
"we're gonna mail print only"

how about instead of saying funny shit online you call your reps and speak up for us so we don't have to do this
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM