Brian Rubinow
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Hi, this is Brian. Thanks for visiting my web page.
My movie hot take is that home releases should include the "edited for TV" versions as an extra. I want the Big Lebowski "find a stranger in the Alps" cut, damn it.
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My movie hot take is that home releases should include the "edited for TV" versions as an extra. I want the Big Lebowski "find a stranger in the Alps" cut, damn it.
If Mitch Hedberg were alive today he would definitely have a podcast but it would be one of those really low-rent ones with no video because he doesn't know how to set it up and it would sound like shit but it would also be the funniest one in existence.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
If Mitch Hedberg were alive today he would definitely have a podcast but it would be one of those really low-rent ones with no video because he doesn't know how to set it up and it would sound like shit but it would also be the funniest one in existence.
I have been studying, writing, and performing comedy for 12 years. In all that time, with all my experience, this is the greatest piece of comedy knowledge I can share with you:
If you're going to pour a milkshake over someone's head, the funniest flavor is strawberry.
If you're going to pour a milkshake over someone's head, the funniest flavor is strawberry.
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I have been studying, writing, and performing comedy for 12 years. In all that time, with all my experience, this is the greatest piece of comedy knowledge I can share with you:
If you're going to pour a milkshake over someone's head, the funniest flavor is strawberry.
If you're going to pour a milkshake over someone's head, the funniest flavor is strawberry.
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
Do you ever think about how different 'Labyrinth' would've been if they made it during Bowie's Thin White Duke era?
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Do you ever think about how different 'Labyrinth' would've been if they made it during Bowie's Thin White Duke era?
I'm playing the Final Fantasy Tactics remaster and even though I've played this game sporadically since I was a teenager I still can't wrap my head around the story lol
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm playing the Final Fantasy Tactics remaster and even though I've played this game sporadically since I was a teenager I still can't wrap my head around the story lol
Now we all know the events of The Wizard of Oz were just a dream. What this book presupposes is, maybe it wasn't?
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Now we all know the events of The Wizard of Oz were just a dream. What this book presupposes is, maybe it wasn't?
I don't care what anyone says, the penny is still a planet!!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I don't care what anyone says, the penny is still a planet!!!
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BREAKING: Arizona Democrat Adelita Grijalva is sworn into office, ending weeks of delay as the House reconvenes for a vote on funding deal.
Adelita Grijalva sworn in as the House's newest member, paving the way for an Epstein files vote
After weeks of delay, Democrat Adelita Grijalva of Arizona is a member of the U.S. House. Grijalva was sworn into office Wednesday, more than seven weeks after she won a special election in Arizona to fill the House seat last held by her late father.
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November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
BREAKING: Arizona Democrat Adelita Grijalva is sworn into office, ending weeks of delay as the House reconvenes for a vote on funding deal.
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This is who is in charge. This is the guy who just fucked you.
CHUCK SCHUMER: "New data came out today from KFF - and that is not Kentucky Fried French Fries ... the Kaiser Family Foundation"
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is who is in charge. This is the guy who just fucked you.
This is why I hate Facebook and barely use it anymore. All the notifications are ads, spam, and other crap I don't care about. This is to say nothing of the rampant AI slop, political ragebait, and other dumb crap in my feed. This has to be the worst social media site going.
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
This is why I hate Facebook and barely use it anymore. All the notifications are ads, spam, and other crap I don't care about. This is to say nothing of the rampant AI slop, political ragebait, and other dumb crap in my feed. This has to be the worst social media site going.
If the Hot Girls for Cuomo are looking for a new lost cause to support, I am available.
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If the Hot Girls for Cuomo are looking for a new lost cause to support, I am available.
Rest in piss, bitch 👋😊
Dick Cheney, widely regarded as the most powerful vice president in American history, who was George W. Bush’s running mate in two campaigns and his most influential White House adviser in an era of terrorism, war and economic change, died on Monday. He was 84. nyti.ms/4nADo6Y
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Rest in piss, bitch 👋😊
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Dick Cheney, architect of the invasion of Iraq, was found dead near the toilet today. He shitted so much that he lifted up into the air and sustained 800 broken bones when tumbling off of the top of his geyser of shit. Officials have elected to concrete off the area rather than deal with the corpse.
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Dick Cheney, architect of the invasion of Iraq, was found dead near the toilet today. He shitted so much that he lifted up into the air and sustained 800 broken bones when tumbling off of the top of his geyser of shit. Officials have elected to concrete off the area rather than deal with the corpse.
Okay, y'all. I'm looking for at least ten Dodgers tickets for tonight. Behind home plate, preferably bottom deck but I can be flexible on that. Who's got the hookup?
October 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Okay, y'all. I'm looking for at least ten Dodgers tickets for tonight. Behind home plate, preferably bottom deck but I can be flexible on that. Who's got the hookup?
The first rule of Book Club is do not talk about Fight Club
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The first rule of Book Club is do not talk about Fight Club
Dental plan Lisa needs braces
October 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Dental plan Lisa needs braces
"Wow, can you believe the French sometimes let their kids drink wine? That's crazy," I say as someone who regularly ate McDonald's, Gushers, Kool-Aid, Capri-Sun, Twinkies and Doritos
October 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"Wow, can you believe the French sometimes let their kids drink wine? That's crazy," I say as someone who regularly ate McDonald's, Gushers, Kool-Aid, Capri-Sun, Twinkies and Doritos
Gonna tell my kids this was the Beatles. I'm going to lie to my children and tell them that this JPEG of the cast of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is famous rock band The Beatles. When they catch me in my obvious lie, I will kill myself.
October 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Gonna tell my kids this was the Beatles. I'm going to lie to my children and tell them that this JPEG of the cast of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is famous rock band The Beatles. When they catch me in my obvious lie, I will kill myself.
If a worm tried to eat my brain, it would starve to death
October 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If a worm tried to eat my brain, it would starve to death
Truly the songwriter of our age
October 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Truly the songwriter of our age
If you think "The Christmas Adventurers" is a ridiculous name for a white supremacy group, remember that the Proud Boys are named after a song from Aladdin the stage musical. #OneBattleAfterAnother
October 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If you think "The Christmas Adventurers" is a ridiculous name for a white supremacy group, remember that the Proud Boys are named after a song from Aladdin the stage musical. #OneBattleAfterAnother
Who remembers REAL songs with REAL songwriters???
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Who remembers REAL songs with REAL songwriters???
I'll believe Tilly Norwood is a real actress when she gets paid hush money from a powerful Hollywood exec to cover up her own sexual assault
October 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'll believe Tilly Norwood is a real actress when she gets paid hush money from a powerful Hollywood exec to cover up her own sexual assault
If a film can be described as "a meditation on loneliness," there's a good chance it's in the Criterion Collection
October 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
If a film can be described as "a meditation on loneliness," there's a good chance it's in the Criterion Collection