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Bryan Wyatt
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Nerdy internet cat. Was once mistaken for a SecEng.

Opinions my own.

He/him/they/them

https://brwyatt.net/
Finally solved some minor annoyances in my Diskless Desktop config...

Mainly:

* Fixed DHCP inside initrd (and not breaking after boot)
* Fixed DNS inside initrd (so no more hard-coded Ceph Mons!)
* Fixed configuring jumbo frames for Ceph
* Support MAC lists (easier to boot in a VM)
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
There's a problem here... 3 of these *AREN'T* spam/scam emails....

One is from @eff.org and one is from @aclu.org... But honestly, they blend in so well with the spam/scam emails.

And if I didn't tell you who/what to look for... would you be able to tell which aren't spam/scam emails?
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I really want to get rid of the subscription nag on my homelab cluster... And I really want to give @proxmox.bsky.social money... But I don't need the Enterprise repos and really can't justify ~$600USD/year just to make the nag go away.

Please let me throw some money at you!
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I'll never understand why scammers get SO MAD when they're called out for being scammers.

If you feel that bad about being called a scammer... you could... I dunno... not be a scammer?

Almost as bad as Republicans when you call them fascists/Nazis...
October 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Lol... got an email from @gitguardian.com "OMG YOU COMMITTED A PASSWORD/SECRET TO A GITHUB REPO!!!!! 😱"

Lol... yeah, that ain't a secret. Hell, that's a pretty easily guessable string. It's literally just how you say "home.brwyatt.net" in LDAP.

lololol 🤣
October 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Do people actually fall for these???
October 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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July 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Uniter
I will Repost any #AntiFa photos from vets or their families — whether or not it’s trending!!!

That makes me an AntiFa sympathizer in the eyes of at least one draft-dodging #Fa on Pennsylvania Avenue.
October 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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“How can Portland POSSIBLY stand against the might of the federal government?!”

“Let me introduce you to our frog.”
October 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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I do love how offended scammers get when you call them out for being scammers, though. 🤣

Don't wanna be called a scammer? Well, don't be a scammer, then. Dunno what else to tell ya. 🤷
October 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
lol place your bets, folks!
October 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Lol.... called them out and the don't want to give up.
October 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The only thing making cities in this country a "warzone" is Temu Hitler's Gestapo.
October 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
In a dog-eat-dog world, it's good to be a cat! 😸
October 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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I feel like not enough people understand what a tariff is.

It's a tax on you, not another country.

Example: You win an auction for an $800 camera shipped from Japan. YOU pay a 24% duty of $192 to the US government or it stays in customs.
April 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I REALLY don't want to leave Seattle. Seattle is my home. I love Seattle. But more and more I feel like the country it is in isn't my home.

For me, the ideal solution to this problem is Seattle/WA to secede or join Canada. But that ain't gonna happen.

Feeling unwanted in your home sucks.
October 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"we're having a good time"... yeah, YOU, the bullies. No one else is. No one else is laughing. The only people laughing are the ones "in" on the joke. The targets of you "jokes" aren't laughing.

You're bullies. Plain and simple. Bullies. Racist, cruel, ignorant, reckless, sociopathic, bullies.
Q: You said you're interested in good faith negotiations, but is it helpful to post pictures of Leader Jeffries in a sombrero if you're trying to have good faith talks?

JD VANCE: Oh! I think it's funny! The president is joking and we're having a good time.
October 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Well. Officially, but casually, entertaining job opportunities in Vancouver. I don't want to leave Seattle (or my current job/team), but if there's something good in Vancouver, right now, I think I should at least consider it strongly.

P.S.: I'm Canadian. 😉🇨🇦

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#opentowork | Bryan Wyatt
Canadian-American in Seattle, WA open to entertaining opportunities across the border in Vancouver, BC. #OpenToWork About me & what I’m looking for: 💼 I’m looking for System Development Engineer, Dev...
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October 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The only enemy from within is YOU, you fascist fuck.

Do I need to remind you what happened to the last shitbag that tried this?

He shot himself while cowering in a bunker after the world said "no". And his closest followers were executed in Nuremberg.

Have your fun now, but that's how this ends.
Trump to generals: "Last month, I signed an executive order to provide training for a quick reaction force that can help quell civil disturbances. This is gonna be a big thing for the people in this room, because it's the enemy from within & we have to handle it before it gets out of control"
September 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
That's not "strength", that's "bullying".
Trump brags to military leaders about his strikes on boats: "They don't want go fishing. I don't blame them. There will be no fishing today. It's amazing what strength will do."
September 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If it's a warzone, it's because you sent troops there and made it a warzone you fucking ignorant shitbag.
Trump: "Portland, Oregon, where it looks like a war zone. I get a call from the liberal governor, 'Sir, please don't come in, we don't need you.' I said, unless they're playing false tapes, this looks like World War 2."
September 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
What the fuck is this guy even talking about? Also, if it was so effective, why do you need to be threatening it again?

Fucking absurd nonsense.
Trump: "They actually took over a big percentage of Seattle. Think of it. You remember that. It was a while ago. And I sent in the troops and they were gone as soon as I sent them in."
September 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I just kinda realized... with the Cheeto-in-Chief threatening to send troops (or actually doing it!) to Cities like Seattle and LA... what's the risk in just going "fuck it, we're declaring independence"? If he's gonna send troops, might as well declare it an invasion and fight back.
September 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I need better/normal hobbies.... 🤣
September 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM