Bryan Gale
@bryangale.bsky.social
Probably too late to tell my physio I have no idea what "tuck your pelvis in" means
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Probably too late to tell my physio I have no idea what "tuck your pelvis in" means
Going medium Joker (going the wrong way though Flying Tiger)
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Going medium Joker (going the wrong way though Flying Tiger)
Time to watch the video again youtu.be/l_pp-1qu9Ig
Giftology: How to Wrap a Box
YouTube video by Hallmark
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Time to watch the video again youtu.be/l_pp-1qu9Ig
Oh man the *boost* from finding a barber who gets you
December 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Oh man the *boost* from finding a barber who gets you
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Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
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Actually left kinda shaken. Being filmed without my consent is very much A Thing for me.
Staff have given him the thumbs up to filming, so guess that was a nice 3 months of feeling happy about my body.
Staff have given him the thumbs up to filming, so guess that was a nice 3 months of feeling happy about my body.
People making Instagram content in the gym 😩😩😩
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Actually left kinda shaken. Being filmed without my consent is very much A Thing for me.
Staff have given him the thumbs up to filming, so guess that was a nice 3 months of feeling happy about my body.
Staff have given him the thumbs up to filming, so guess that was a nice 3 months of feeling happy about my body.
People making Instagram content in the gym 😩😩😩
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
People making Instagram content in the gym 😩😩😩
Weirdly excited to get space over Christmas to make 2026 plans
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Weirdly excited to get space over Christmas to make 2026 plans
Once again thinking about my alternate reality husbands.
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Once again thinking about my alternate reality husbands.
Kid just got on the tube holding a leaf as big as their head and oh man to be holding a leaf as big as your head
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Kid just got on the tube holding a leaf as big as their head and oh man to be holding a leaf as big as your head
I was watching a show about a woman named Carol who's one of the few unhappy people on earth after a discovery from outside the solar system unites humanity before it was cool
Once again thinking about the second-to-last episode of Carol & The End of The World and the trick it pulls off
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I was watching a show about a woman named Carol who's one of the few unhappy people on earth after a discovery from outside the solar system unites humanity before it was cool
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I know everyone is dunking on the robot here but look at how much space is devoted to cars in this scenario. The sidewalk should be bigger and the road smaller.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I know everyone is dunking on the robot here but look at how much space is devoted to cars in this scenario. The sidewalk should be bigger and the road smaller.
That this is a choice, rather than a necessity of my continued employment, is probably a sign that my job is a not real job, however – it's been such a mental health win to ban myself from my personal phone during working hours
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
That this is a choice, rather than a necessity of my continued employment, is probably a sign that my job is a not real job, however – it's been such a mental health win to ban myself from my personal phone during working hours
Fuuuuuu—
So much perception is driven by vague vibes, like the idea that a wrap is healthier than a sandwich because the tortilla surely has fewer calories than bread. No, it just has less air.
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Fuuuuuu—
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Politics in this country makes a lot more sense once you realise everything is like this
"The BBC tried this after 'Final Final Version (2) - Do Not Edit (1)' failed."
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Politics in this country makes a lot more sense once you realise everything is like this
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Your instincts are perfect, kiddo. We just accidentally messed up the whole orthography because we invented the printing press in the middle of a giant sound change.
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Your instincts are perfect, kiddo. We just accidentally messed up the whole orthography because we invented the printing press in the middle of a giant sound change.
Why were the hens there in the first place Jess???
My cultural awakening: Chicken Run turned me vegetarian
My cultural awakening: Chicken Run turned me vegetarian
Aardman’s tale of a group of plucky hens standing up to their pie-making masters was a favourite in our house, and – I realised – incompatible with my taste for burgers
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Why were the hens there in the first place Jess???
A moratorium on portmanteauing "gay", Please.
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A moratorium on portmanteauing "gay", Please.
As an early adopter I've got a lifetime warranty on my original model Suri, so whatever else happens, at least that's the toothbrush problem sorted for the next 40 years or so.
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
As an early adopter I've got a lifetime warranty on my original model Suri, so whatever else happens, at least that's the toothbrush problem sorted for the next 40 years or so.
I always feel like *but party X got more/less of the popular vote* takes are overplayed. This wouldn't necessarily remain true if the winner were decided by popular vote! Targeting of campaign resources is a function of the electoral system!
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I always feel like *but party X got more/less of the popular vote* takes are overplayed. This wouldn't necessarily remain true if the winner were decided by popular vote! Targeting of campaign resources is a function of the electoral system!
Discovered BBC Scotland has it's own Question Time called Debate Night so I can get horrendously angry Wednesday *and* Thursday nights
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Discovered BBC Scotland has it's own Question Time called Debate Night so I can get horrendously angry Wednesday *and* Thursday nights
Sometimes I'll stretch to keep up with someone socially and then massively crash out when I get too far into energy debt, so from their PoV someone who was enthusiastically into them just... disappears. It's not great.
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Sometimes I'll stretch to keep up with someone socially and then massively crash out when I get too far into energy debt, so from their PoV someone who was enthusiastically into them just... disappears. It's not great.
Searching a museum for the one piece you've travelled there to see feels pretty neat
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Searching a museum for the one piece you've travelled there to see feels pretty neat
Please understand I am older than I look and my knees need this seat.
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Please understand I am older than I look and my knees need this seat.