raisin bird
@bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social
poetry, minneapolis | i switched baristas
and to all a good night
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
and to all a good night
julia just said that im dressed like “santa claus’s groundskeeper”
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
julia just said that im dressed like “santa claus’s groundskeeper”
(guy who has a constant bad feeling) i have a bad feeling about this
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
(guy who has a constant bad feeling) i have a bad feeling about this
its not that you become old, or feel old, or even are old. its that you catch yourself thinking something like “its much too late to eat a cucumber”
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
its not that you become old, or feel old, or even are old. its that you catch yourself thinking something like “its much too late to eat a cucumber”
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the main experience of adulthood is saying “why do i have to do this again i did it last week” about a thing that needs to be done every week and which you havent actually done in 3
August 17, 2023 at 2:26 AM
the main experience of adulthood is saying “why do i have to do this again i did it last week” about a thing that needs to be done every week and which you havent actually done in 3
i added music to a friends video of their dog trying shoes for the first time
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i added music to a friends video of their dog trying shoes for the first time
🇸🇳🇴🇼 🇼🇦🇹🇨🇭
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
🇸🇳🇴🇼 🇼🇦🇹🇨🇭
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googling “are cucumbers healthy” while
eating a cucumber
eating a cucumber
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
googling “are cucumbers healthy” while
eating a cucumber
eating a cucumber
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(guy watching a vampire movie on a date) babe if i was a vampire i wouldnt hurt you (continues imagining a little too hard) and yet i must feed..
September 4, 2024 at 2:19 AM
(guy watching a vampire movie on a date) babe if i was a vampire i wouldnt hurt you (continues imagining a little too hard) and yet i must feed..
possibly billy’s most endearing feature? when he plays too hard, he forgets to close his mouth
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
possibly billy’s most endearing feature? when he plays too hard, he forgets to close his mouth
the coolest part of many people liking a picture asking if they would like to sit with billy was that like five or six people said no
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
the coolest part of many people liking a picture asking if they would like to sit with billy was that like five or six people said no
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It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
billy comes to sit in your lap do you like it? y/n
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
billy comes to sit in your lap do you like it? y/n
i think a good name for a cookbook would be Let’s Cook! but if the publishers wanted something more specific i think we could go with Let’s Cook… With Bryan!
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i think a good name for a cookbook would be Let’s Cook! but if the publishers wanted something more specific i think we could go with Let’s Cook… With Bryan!
“at the end of my suffering there was a door” would be a good slogan for a door company
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“at the end of my suffering there was a door” would be a good slogan for a door company
heres something good to look at
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
heres something good to look at
the good old days… people would do good to remember. hold on a second Computer Enhance
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
the good old days… people would do good to remember. hold on a second Computer Enhance
(thinking of alcoholism) yeah my uncle has really bad corona virus
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
(thinking of alcoholism) yeah my uncle has really bad corona virus
trying to maintain eye contact with oprah at the dinner shes invited me to while feeling blindly under my chair to see if there is a key fob
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
trying to maintain eye contact with oprah at the dinner shes invited me to while feeling blindly under my chair to see if there is a key fob
at oprahs house
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
at oprahs house
in baraboo WI googling “salads near me”
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
in baraboo WI googling “salads near me”
the last line of this glück poem always kills me
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
the last line of this glück poem always kills me