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Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · Nov 24

When im not shitposting or ignoring your replies im busy making stuff like this

Multicolored cutting board

Multicolored cutting board

A squatty potty made from very mice walnut wood

A giant walnut spoon

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Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 15d

Snookie is the original the rizzler

Snookie

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 5d

Im toxic

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Bison @bisonrimant.fr · May 14

I made him a brøther

Woodcarved really plump hog on a workbench

Seen from behind

Another point of view

Seen by front

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Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 5d

AI for the incel guy

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 5d

I understand

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 5d

9.2/10 eggs

love & barley 🐸🌶️🪏🎃 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 5d

Hey Bryce check out these recent eggs they were twins

Fried sunny side up eggs awaiting a rating, they have two yolks bc it's twins

Adjacent to them are bangers and habanero baked beans I made but ignore thst focus on the eggs

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 5d

AI for the incel guy

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 6d

That's just Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks

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Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 8d

A penis pump that texts your mom to tell her you’re ok and you love her

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 8d

Hmm draw me a pic of what you have in mind for the finished product

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 8d

Does the fools gold lose its gold color when sanded?

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 8d

Im in my shop rn and did a screw as an example

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 8d

It might leave burn marks on the wood but you can hand sand them off

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 8d

For the outside id use a angle grinder with a flap wheel.

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 8d

Yeah a dremel is the way to go for exposing it. I love this bit for carving circular recesses like youll need to do on the inside a.co/d/9czGCRG

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Buy Kutzall Extreme Sphere Rotary Burr, 1⁄8" Shaft, Very Coarse - Wood Carving Bit for Dremel, Foredom, DeWalt, Milwaukee Tools. Abrasive Tungsten Carbide, 1⁄4" (6.3mm) Head Diameter, SX-14-EC: Cuttin...

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 8d

If you’re picturing something else a drawing would help my brain

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 8d

Mommy made me this way

#pumper

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 8d

As long as the wood and orb fit together dry, the epoxy will fill any of the voids

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 8d

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 8d

I be pumping mommy

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 8d

Hmmm something like this? Then you carve it? Im just trying to understand the concept. I can explain how to do what you want when i can picture it

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 8d

A penis pump that texts your mom to tell her you’re ok and you love her

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Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 9d

Really limp hats are my aphrodisiac

Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 9d

Really limp hats are my aphrodisiac

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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 11d

Wanted to help this escape Reddit containment: Farscape is popular in prisons (and in my house.)

Farscape is very popular in US prisons
It is one of the few shows that are on the free movie apps we would have on our tablets that had any decent story and production. It was very popular in the prison I was in because of that.
Several times I was surprised by people who were big, gang affiliated, with a violent history and covered in tattoos and they were the biggest fans, on their 8th or 12th run of the show.
Edit: Surprised by the reaction! So here's some more info:
When I entered prison in early 2024, every single inmate was issued their own tablet. The tablet can make calls, texts to friends and family outside, play games and movies, etc. Everything on it you pay for monthly, except the games pass which lasts for a year. The tablets can differ though, in our city jail we had better tablets, those had better movies and you could buy real games like Pokémon and Final Fantasy Tactics. The tablets you get in prison have games more akin to standard mobile games. Candy Crush was one of the free games every tablet had so that was a big topic of discussion as well.
For 7.99 a month you get access to Crackle and all the stuff that comes with it, one of the things bring Farscape. Options being what they are on Crackle, Farscape definitely stands out if youre planning on spending a lot of your time on your tablet.
There are little groups that discuss it in the library and around Halloween there were some goofy fucks making costumes from the show for a laugh.