Dandy G🍌
@dangyd.bsky.social
Business Insider's 7th Funniest Weird Twitter Account of 2012
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starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import
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its funny to consider that this regime comprises some of the most twitter-addicted people the world has ever produced. i mean they have it so much worse than anyone you've ever known. it runs their lives. glinner levels. and it's 2026! they'e mostly performing for bots and foreign scammers
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
its funny to consider that this regime comprises some of the most twitter-addicted people the world has ever produced. i mean they have it so much worse than anyone you've ever known. it runs their lives. glinner levels. and it's 2026! they'e mostly performing for bots and foreign scammers
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reading this post is kind of like watching a drone shot of an avalanche slowly but unstoppably consume a mountain chalet
ran into a friend at a cafe who mentioned his wife is having an emotional affair with chatgpt, missed that the "chat model was much hornier last spring," and that they're getting divorced but her chat & his chat negotiated the terms of the divorce over several weeks. They were together for 18 yrs.
most cafe conversations blend into the background for me, but as soon as a man starts the “do you use ChatGPT? I’ve started using it for…” conversation within a 10 table radius, I feel my brain short circuiting
February 8, 2026 at 12:27 AM
reading this post is kind of like watching a drone shot of an avalanche slowly but unstoppably consume a mountain chalet
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me these people are my enemy
In a city long defined by conflict, Somalia ’s capital of Mogadishu now echoes with the crash of pins at the country’s first modern bowling alley.
It’s the latest sign of revival in the once-thriving Indian Ocean port shaped by 35 years of civil war and militant bombings.
It’s the latest sign of revival in the once-thriving Indian Ocean port shaped by 35 years of civil war and militant bombings.
Somalia welcomes its first bowling alley as the middle class and diaspora returnees grow
Somalia is showing signs of revival from decades of conflict, welcoming its first bowling alley in the capital, Mogadishu.
bit.ly
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me these people are my enemy
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if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
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the absolute state of things, in one image
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
the absolute state of things, in one image
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The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
While everyone was cheering on the Seahawks and the Patriots I was cheering on Robert Mueller and the rule of law!
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
While everyone was cheering on the Seahawks and the Patriots I was cheering on Robert Mueller and the rule of law!
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Timothee Chalamet pops up on the tv and I scream FUCK so loud the dog goes to bed and I have to act cool in front of my wife for the rest of the game while I figure out how we're ever gonna retire
No, but really, who wants this? Who is the audience for this? Who could possibly want this?
February 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Timothee Chalamet pops up on the tv and I scream FUCK so loud the dog goes to bed and I have to act cool in front of my wife for the rest of the game while I figure out how we're ever gonna retire
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Ok, now we know who one of the missing primarchs was, and why the emperor tried to erase all mention of him.
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Ok, now we know who one of the missing primarchs was, and why the emperor tried to erase all mention of him.
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You know, just winning Trump +10+ districts in the South by 20-30 points.
Haha what the fuck
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
You know, just winning Trump +10+ districts in the South by 20-30 points.
posting some politically appropriate bangers our local Indie radio station is playing on repeat these days, here’s another one youtu.be/IKOW2ZikGW8?...
February 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
posting some politically appropriate bangers our local Indie radio station is playing on repeat these days, here’s another one youtu.be/IKOW2ZikGW8?...
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NEW: A federal judge in Oregon issued a sweeping rebuke of the Justice Department’s nationwide push to seize state voter rolls, ruling that the department can no longer be presumed to be acting in good faith and warning that its conduct threatens voters and states’ rights.
Federal judge rules DOJ can ‘no longer’ be trusted in voter roll crusade
The judge pointed to a letter from Bondi to Minnesota that tied federal immigration enforcement to demands for voter data as the smoking gun.
www.democracydocket.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
NEW: A federal judge in Oregon issued a sweeping rebuke of the Justice Department’s nationwide push to seize state voter rolls, ruling that the department can no longer be presumed to be acting in good faith and warning that its conduct threatens voters and states’ rights.
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“great replacement” is a white supremacist conspiracy theory that has been cited in NUMEROUS mass shootings including buffalo topps and el paso walmart
furthermore, what we are seeing in MN is a direct result of that hateful racist rhetoric manufacturing consent and democrats should be saying that
furthermore, what we are seeing in MN is a direct result of that hateful racist rhetoric manufacturing consent and democrats should be saying that
"That's just not true, as you well know" -- Sen. Chris Coons is a bit taken aback after CNBC's Joe Kernen pushes the great replacement theory during an interview
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
“great replacement” is a white supremacist conspiracy theory that has been cited in NUMEROUS mass shootings including buffalo topps and el paso walmart
furthermore, what we are seeing in MN is a direct result of that hateful racist rhetoric manufacturing consent and democrats should be saying that
furthermore, what we are seeing in MN is a direct result of that hateful racist rhetoric manufacturing consent and democrats should be saying that
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The Washington Post just laid off its entire award-winning photo team. They were our eyes in places we'll never see. It's a horrifying loss at a time when lying governments, propaganda and AI slop are on the rise.
February 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The Washington Post just laid off its entire award-winning photo team. They were our eyes in places we'll never see. It's a horrifying loss at a time when lying governments, propaganda and AI slop are on the rise.
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"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
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centuries pass and still it sings. what a gift it is, how time flattens under the weight of a practiced voice. how irreplaceable
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
centuries pass and still it sings. what a gift it is, how time flattens under the weight of a practiced voice. how irreplaceable
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elon has more money than god and he bought twitter and turned it into a pipeline of right wing sewage pointed directly at his mind 24/7. his brain is absolutely cooked. it’s a miracle he can even string sentences together
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 AM
elon has more money than god and he bought twitter and turned it into a pipeline of right wing sewage pointed directly at his mind 24/7. his brain is absolutely cooked. it’s a miracle he can even string sentences together
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big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
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Trump: I hate even talking about ICE. 2 people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity.
Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—
Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters
Host: The waters?
Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—
Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters
Host: The waters?
Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Trump: I hate even talking about ICE. 2 people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity.
Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—
Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters
Host: The waters?
Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—
Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters
Host: The waters?
Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
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... what, if any, aspects of the culture, does maga still hold at this point?
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
... what, if any, aspects of the culture, does maga still hold at this point?