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Dandy G🍌
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Business Insider's 7th Funniest Weird Twitter Account of 2012
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Wishes and dreams
September 1, 2023 at 9:36 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Thanksgiving update: Grandma is watching Facebook AI slop about stem cell pills restoring Dolly Parton’s eyesight.
“Wow have you heard about this???? This is amazing!”
“Grandma I don’t think that’s real. It sounds like the computer made it up.”
“Well it’s very interesting.”
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
(Elden Ring text) ACCESSORY PRINTED
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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A true poster doesn’t seek immortality but rather shouts at the world I WAS HERE! AND MY BUTT SMELLED!!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
unfortunately i am getting into hobbies where i'm looking up nuggets of wisdom and process recommendations from guys whose forum signatures and bios have been updated to say "IN MEMORIAM"
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.

This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
proud to announce I’m well on my way towards becoming an old man with an FM radio constantly playing in the garage, so long as the various chemicals, fumes and accidents from my “Projects” don’t kill me first
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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american oligarchs uniformly abandoned a lifetime of democratic support because it was easier for them to believe that “based meme” accounts run by czechoslovakian teens were proof of a mass populist movement in service to elon musk than face the hard truth that most people hate their fucking guts
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Eraserhead baby labubu
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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I’m not a big fan of hers but this is hilarious good messaging: you had a Week of being on his bad side lol
Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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if renewable energy buildout isn't your only political issue it's likely it will be very soon
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Have the Dems ever voted to condemn fascism?
Here are the Democrats who are cucks for capitalism. All the ghouls you expect are here
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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genuinely the hardest I’ve laughed out loud at a news report this decade
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?

Mamdani: I've spoken about --

Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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"Would you feel comfortable living in New York City under a Mamdani administration?"

Trump: "I would"

Ackman just started throwing up and crying.
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy
Trump says more nice things about Mamdani and they shake hands
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it

Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive

me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on

Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM