Dandy G🍌
@dangyd.bsky.social
Business Insider's 7th Funniest Weird Twitter Account of 2012
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big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
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Trump: I hate even talking about ICE. 2 people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity.
Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—
Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters
Host: The waters?
Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—
Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters
Host: The waters?
Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Trump: I hate even talking about ICE. 2 people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity.
Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—
Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters
Host: The waters?
Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—
Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters
Host: The waters?
Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
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... what, if any, aspects of the culture, does maga still hold at this point?
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
... what, if any, aspects of the culture, does maga still hold at this point?
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None of this is enforceable. Half of it is already existing law. All of it depends on voluntary compliance and follow-through from ICE. Why should we pretend Republicans will act in good faith?
Schumer & Jeffries lay out the Democratic demands for a DHS funding deal in a letter to the top Republican leaders
February 5, 2026 at 3:11 AM
None of this is enforceable. Half of it is already existing law. All of it depends on voluntary compliance and follow-through from ICE. Why should we pretend Republicans will act in good faith?
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Trump came groveling to Schumer, skywriting that the Democrats had all the leverage. Schumer's reaction was to immediately cave, keeping the government open and DHS funded for two weeks while Trump's minions could get their ideological house back in order, on the eve of another major ICE/CBP surge.
Legit asking, what's the problem here?
Schumer has graduated to world-historical levels of political malpractice. Van Papen, Quisling, Stephen A. Douglas-level incompetence that in retrospect becomes indistinguishable from evil.
February 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Trump came groveling to Schumer, skywriting that the Democrats had all the leverage. Schumer's reaction was to immediately cave, keeping the government open and DHS funded for two weeks while Trump's minions could get their ideological house back in order, on the eve of another major ICE/CBP surge.
under NO circumstances should we share any sponsored services or products, like my new promotional opportunity with "Elon Musk Will Kill His Family And Himself On A Drug Fueled Bender Before 2030 Flavored Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup", hopefully available in your local grocery stores soon
you're not allowed to say "Elon Musk has hanged himself" on here. I just found that out recently after someone I'm somewhat familiar with posted it and became instantly suspended for 3 days. I don't know why you can't say "Elon Musk has hanged himself". It's not true for now but maybe it will be ?
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
under NO circumstances should we share any sponsored services or products, like my new promotional opportunity with "Elon Musk Will Kill His Family And Himself On A Drug Fueled Bender Before 2030 Flavored Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup", hopefully available in your local grocery stores soon
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ICE at the polls! Bannon is basically yelling “fire” in a crowded theater here. His objective is to cause chaos (and suppress votes on the left). And it’s already working.
This threat works on multiple levels and doesn’t have to be “real” to serve its purpose.
Let me explain & offer some advice.
This threat works on multiple levels and doesn’t have to be “real” to serve its purpose.
Let me explain & offer some advice.
Steve Bannon says the federal government is planning to send ICE officers to patrol polling stations during the midterms.
"We're going to have ICE surround the polls come November."
"We're not going to sit here and allow you to steal the country again." www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
"We're going to have ICE surround the polls come November."
"We're not going to sit here and allow you to steal the country again." www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
www.democracydocket.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
ICE at the polls! Bannon is basically yelling “fire” in a crowded theater here. His objective is to cause chaos (and suppress votes on the left). And it’s already working.
This threat works on multiple levels and doesn’t have to be “real” to serve its purpose.
Let me explain & offer some advice.
This threat works on multiple levels and doesn’t have to be “real” to serve its purpose.
Let me explain & offer some advice.
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We got one of these things for the office and every time the newest headline alarms me anew.
February 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
We got one of these things for the office and every time the newest headline alarms me anew.
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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Find you a newspaper that loves reporting as much as The New York Times loves lionizing fascist propagandists and terrorists.
February 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Find you a newspaper that loves reporting as much as The New York Times loves lionizing fascist propagandists and terrorists.
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In case anyone thinks OP is exaggerating the point
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
In case anyone thinks OP is exaggerating the point
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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I'm piecing evidence together
February 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I'm piecing evidence together
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i am sharing my statement re: dril
if i ran a social media website
i too would seek to ban all of the good posters because i’m a fucking idiot
i too would seek to ban all of the good posters because i’m a fucking idiot
February 4, 2026 at 4:26 PM
i am sharing my statement re: dril
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Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported
YouTube video by Ben Palmer
m.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
the only valuable usage of AI I’ve seen to date is taking transcripts of things my elderly work management says so they can’t forget what they committed to three days ago. The target demographic is people too proud to retire but too elderly to realize they’re sundowning
February 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
the only valuable usage of AI I’ve seen to date is taking transcripts of things my elderly work management says so they can’t forget what they committed to three days ago. The target demographic is people too proud to retire but too elderly to realize they’re sundowning
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Lol they suspended dril, great work to the morons running this place
February 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Lol they suspended dril, great work to the morons running this place
we are GENTLY ASKING with FIRM KINDNESS and WRITTEN PROPOSALS that President Trump recalls the Illiterate Evil Ass Pedophile Bastard Squads from Our Cities IF THAT’S OKAY WITH HIM
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 AM
we are GENTLY ASKING with FIRM KINDNESS and WRITTEN PROPOSALS that President Trump recalls the Illiterate Evil Ass Pedophile Bastard Squads from Our Cities IF THAT’S OKAY WITH HIM
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if you’re telling people who they have to be willing to accept as the 2028 candidate in the opening months of 2026—during the ethnic cleansing of Minneapolis and other American cities—you just felt like telling everyone you’re happy to be part of the problem
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 AM
if you’re telling people who they have to be willing to accept as the 2028 candidate in the opening months of 2026—during the ethnic cleansing of Minneapolis and other American cities—you just felt like telling everyone you’re happy to be part of the problem
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thinkin back to those years on the cusp when people were trying to reason with jkr and appeal to her better nature and she was at that point already muckin about on child sex traffic island
February 4, 2026 at 5:43 AM
thinkin back to those years on the cusp when people were trying to reason with jkr and appeal to her better nature and she was at that point already muckin about on child sex traffic island
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Congrats to France for actually kinda nutting up and treating Musk like the pedophile he is very publicly documented to be but let’s be honest if France is doing that first every other country really fucked up here.
February 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Congrats to France for actually kinda nutting up and treating Musk like the pedophile he is very publicly documented to be but let’s be honest if France is doing that first every other country really fucked up here.
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