Dandy G🍌
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Business Insider's 7th Funniest Weird Twitter Account of 2012
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Timothee Chalamet pops up on the tv and I scream FUCK so loud the dog goes to bed and I have to act cool in front of my wife for the rest of the game while I figure out how we're ever gonna retire
No, but really, who wants this? Who is the audience for this? Who could possibly want this?
February 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Timothee Chalamet pops up on the tv and I scream FUCK so loud the dog goes to bed and I have to act cool in front of my wife for the rest of the game while I figure out how we're ever gonna retire
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Ok, now we know who one of the missing primarchs was, and why the emperor tried to erase all mention of him.
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Ok, now we know who one of the missing primarchs was, and why the emperor tried to erase all mention of him.
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You know, just winning Trump +10+ districts in the South by 20-30 points.
Haha what the fuck
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
You know, just winning Trump +10+ districts in the South by 20-30 points.
posting some politically appropriate bangers our local Indie radio station is playing on repeat these days, here’s another one youtu.be/IKOW2ZikGW8?...
February 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
posting some politically appropriate bangers our local Indie radio station is playing on repeat these days, here’s another one youtu.be/IKOW2ZikGW8?...
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NEW: A federal judge in Oregon issued a sweeping rebuke of the Justice Department’s nationwide push to seize state voter rolls, ruling that the department can no longer be presumed to be acting in good faith and warning that its conduct threatens voters and states’ rights.
Federal judge rules DOJ can ‘no longer’ be trusted in voter roll crusade
The judge pointed to a letter from Bondi to Minnesota that tied federal immigration enforcement to demands for voter data as the smoking gun.
www.democracydocket.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
NEW: A federal judge in Oregon issued a sweeping rebuke of the Justice Department’s nationwide push to seize state voter rolls, ruling that the department can no longer be presumed to be acting in good faith and warning that its conduct threatens voters and states’ rights.
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“great replacement” is a white supremacist conspiracy theory that has been cited in NUMEROUS mass shootings including buffalo topps and el paso walmart
furthermore, what we are seeing in MN is a direct result of that hateful racist rhetoric manufacturing consent and democrats should be saying that
furthermore, what we are seeing in MN is a direct result of that hateful racist rhetoric manufacturing consent and democrats should be saying that
"That's just not true, as you well know" -- Sen. Chris Coons is a bit taken aback after CNBC's Joe Kernen pushes the great replacement theory during an interview
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
“great replacement” is a white supremacist conspiracy theory that has been cited in NUMEROUS mass shootings including buffalo topps and el paso walmart
furthermore, what we are seeing in MN is a direct result of that hateful racist rhetoric manufacturing consent and democrats should be saying that
furthermore, what we are seeing in MN is a direct result of that hateful racist rhetoric manufacturing consent and democrats should be saying that
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The Washington Post just laid off its entire award-winning photo team. They were our eyes in places we'll never see. It's a horrifying loss at a time when lying governments, propaganda and AI slop are on the rise.
February 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The Washington Post just laid off its entire award-winning photo team. They were our eyes in places we'll never see. It's a horrifying loss at a time when lying governments, propaganda and AI slop are on the rise.
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"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
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centuries pass and still it sings. what a gift it is, how time flattens under the weight of a practiced voice. how irreplaceable
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
centuries pass and still it sings. what a gift it is, how time flattens under the weight of a practiced voice. how irreplaceable
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elon has more money than god and he bought twitter and turned it into a pipeline of right wing sewage pointed directly at his mind 24/7. his brain is absolutely cooked. it’s a miracle he can even string sentences together
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 AM
elon has more money than god and he bought twitter and turned it into a pipeline of right wing sewage pointed directly at his mind 24/7. his brain is absolutely cooked. it’s a miracle he can even string sentences together
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big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
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Trump: I hate even talking about ICE. 2 people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity.
Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—
Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters
Host: The waters?
Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—
Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters
Host: The waters?
Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Trump: I hate even talking about ICE. 2 people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity.
Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—
Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters
Host: The waters?
Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
Host: But it was 2 Americans who died—
Trump: We have the smallest trucks. We've been very tough on the waters
Host: The waters?
Trump: The waters where we knock out boats
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... what, if any, aspects of the culture, does maga still hold at this point?
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
... what, if any, aspects of the culture, does maga still hold at this point?
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None of this is enforceable. Half of it is already existing law. All of it depends on voluntary compliance and follow-through from ICE. Why should we pretend Republicans will act in good faith?
Schumer & Jeffries lay out the Democratic demands for a DHS funding deal in a letter to the top Republican leaders
February 5, 2026 at 3:11 AM
None of this is enforceable. Half of it is already existing law. All of it depends on voluntary compliance and follow-through from ICE. Why should we pretend Republicans will act in good faith?
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Trump came groveling to Schumer, skywriting that the Democrats had all the leverage. Schumer's reaction was to immediately cave, keeping the government open and DHS funded for two weeks while Trump's minions could get their ideological house back in order, on the eve of another major ICE/CBP surge.
Legit asking, what's the problem here?
Schumer has graduated to world-historical levels of political malpractice. Van Papen, Quisling, Stephen A. Douglas-level incompetence that in retrospect becomes indistinguishable from evil.
February 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Trump came groveling to Schumer, skywriting that the Democrats had all the leverage. Schumer's reaction was to immediately cave, keeping the government open and DHS funded for two weeks while Trump's minions could get their ideological house back in order, on the eve of another major ICE/CBP surge.
under NO circumstances should we share any sponsored services or products, like my new promotional opportunity with "Elon Musk Will Kill His Family And Himself On A Drug Fueled Bender Before 2030 Flavored Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup", hopefully available in your local grocery stores soon
you're not allowed to say "Elon Musk has hanged himself" on here. I just found that out recently after someone I'm somewhat familiar with posted it and became instantly suspended for 3 days. I don't know why you can't say "Elon Musk has hanged himself". It's not true for now but maybe it will be ?
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
under NO circumstances should we share any sponsored services or products, like my new promotional opportunity with "Elon Musk Will Kill His Family And Himself On A Drug Fueled Bender Before 2030 Flavored Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup", hopefully available in your local grocery stores soon
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ICE at the polls! Bannon is basically yelling “fire” in a crowded theater here. His objective is to cause chaos (and suppress votes on the left). And it’s already working.
This threat works on multiple levels and doesn’t have to be “real” to serve its purpose.
Let me explain & offer some advice.
This threat works on multiple levels and doesn’t have to be “real” to serve its purpose.
Let me explain & offer some advice.
Steve Bannon says the federal government is planning to send ICE officers to patrol polling stations during the midterms.
"We're going to have ICE surround the polls come November."
"We're not going to sit here and allow you to steal the country again." www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
"We're going to have ICE surround the polls come November."
"We're not going to sit here and allow you to steal the country again." www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
www.democracydocket.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
ICE at the polls! Bannon is basically yelling “fire” in a crowded theater here. His objective is to cause chaos (and suppress votes on the left). And it’s already working.
This threat works on multiple levels and doesn’t have to be “real” to serve its purpose.
Let me explain & offer some advice.
This threat works on multiple levels and doesn’t have to be “real” to serve its purpose.
Let me explain & offer some advice.
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We got one of these things for the office and every time the newest headline alarms me anew.
February 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
We got one of these things for the office and every time the newest headline alarms me anew.
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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Find you a newspaper that loves reporting as much as The New York Times loves lionizing fascist propagandists and terrorists.
February 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Find you a newspaper that loves reporting as much as The New York Times loves lionizing fascist propagandists and terrorists.
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