Dandy G🍌
@dangyd.bsky.social
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im trying to find the nicest way to phrase this: the things you think you understand about software development only demonstrate how little you actually know about software development. this is painfully obvious to anyone who actually works in this field
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
im trying to find the nicest way to phrase this: the things you think you understand about software development only demonstrate how little you actually know about software development. this is painfully obvious to anyone who actually works in this field
"gamedev holiday crunch is normal" reduces developers to amazon warehouse laborers, this is an incredibly stupid hill to die on
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"gamedev holiday crunch is normal" reduces developers to amazon warehouse laborers, this is an incredibly stupid hill to die on
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Wishes and dreams
September 1, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Wishes and dreams
I'd have published my paper, if it weren't for those meddlesome kids and their talking dog!! Reeehehehehe!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'd have published my paper, if it weren't for those meddlesome kids and their talking dog!! Reeehehehehe!!
I need ChatGPT to be more afraid of this place
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I need ChatGPT to be more afraid of this place
It’s the little ripped dick death fart that makes this complete for me.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s the little ripped dick death fart that makes this complete for me.
Incredible new Thanksgiving tech
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Incredible new Thanksgiving tech
Usually I just eat some food.
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Usually I just eat some food.
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Only recommending because it has gameplay elements that don’t involve reading, and it’s all fun and lighthearted until characters start fucking dying
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Only recommending because it has gameplay elements that don’t involve reading, and it’s all fun and lighthearted until characters start fucking dying
Weird recommendation but look at Princess Guide for Switch. It’s a princess maker style VN that happens to have a SNES era action rpg attached to it
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Weird recommendation but look at Princess Guide for Switch. It’s a princess maker style VN that happens to have a SNES era action rpg attached to it
“I caint keep up with these young bucks no more no sir I’m past my prime” and it’s a 23 year old who knows in his heart the 13 year old calling him slurs in voice chat can quickbuild in Fortnite a fraction of a second faster than him
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
“I caint keep up with these young bucks no more no sir I’m past my prime” and it’s a 23 year old who knows in his heart the 13 year old calling him slurs in voice chat can quickbuild in Fortnite a fraction of a second faster than him
Me sending work email: hey there client, hope you’re doing well. I’ve spent an hour meticulously answering every single question you had. Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns.
Olivia on a normal Tuesday: i NEED to gnaw on your sack like a dog toy Warren Buffet
Olivia on a normal Tuesday: i NEED to gnaw on your sack like a dog toy Warren Buffet
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Me sending work email: hey there client, hope you’re doing well. I’ve spent an hour meticulously answering every single question you had. Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns.
Olivia on a normal Tuesday: i NEED to gnaw on your sack like a dog toy Warren Buffet
Olivia on a normal Tuesday: i NEED to gnaw on your sack like a dog toy Warren Buffet
if I weren’t staying with family I’d be yelling into my phone so god damn hard right now
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
if I weren’t staying with family I’d be yelling into my phone so god damn hard right now
me as I’m being dragged to the ICE black site torture chamber: ahhh you’re going to “experiment on me” with “implements” come the fuck on dude. this shit is so played out. you don’t even like it, you haven’t cackled or revealed your master plan one time. that’s pussy shit man
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
me as I’m being dragged to the ICE black site torture chamber: ahhh you’re going to “experiment on me” with “implements” come the fuck on dude. this shit is so played out. you don’t even like it, you haven’t cackled or revealed your master plan one time. that’s pussy shit man
I mean this with all the love and respect in the world: it’s funny to think about Wacky Lesbian Vocaloid software being absolutely horrible to use
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I mean this with all the love and respect in the world: it’s funny to think about Wacky Lesbian Vocaloid software being absolutely horrible to use
This is a Sims character.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
This is a Sims character.
I was concerned about the Adult Apparel section but then I clicked on it and the top products were full body Grinch costumes with the cartoon face not the Jim Carrey face.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I was concerned about the Adult Apparel section but then I clicked on it and the top products were full body Grinch costumes with the cartoon face not the Jim Carrey face.
Imagine what could be done with just half of the money sunk into AI was spent on updating the US electrical grid and deploying renewable energy sources. The mind boggles
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Imagine what could be done with just half of the money sunk into AI was spent on updating the US electrical grid and deploying renewable energy sources. The mind boggles