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Jim

@btvjim.bsky.social

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Animals. Booze. Music. Burlington, Vermont. Honorary Glaswegian. SCUBA Divemaster. Private pilot. Not necessarily actively.

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Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 16h

* glaring angrily at Canadian “poutine-flavoured” crisps *

Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 16h

Snack companies who come up with a new flavour should be made to blind test it to a 1000 people and unless 70% or more can identify the flavour its supposed to be with no prompting they shouldn't be allowed to market it as being that flavour.

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 1d

Morning song

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Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 16h

Won’t happen. 🍿 Paper tigers. Rawr! Oh but please surprise me.

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 16h

One of those nice walking days today.

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Natasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 1d

lol.

A warning has been issued after fake letters were posted through letterboxes, claiming people would have to house refugees if they flew St George's flag.
The letter said that "patriotic" households displaying the country's flag will temporarily house refugees because ‘we know you would be proud to assist your country’.

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Helen Alexander @bawley.bsky.social · 2d

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Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 22h

Wife: “I has a dream someone broke into our house and you were holding him at gunpoint in a back room.”

Me: “Sounds like me.”

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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 1d

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Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 1d

😂 🥰 Modern Drunkard.

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 1d

🤷🏻‍♂️

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 1d

Pouring rain in sunshine!

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 1d

😩 😭

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 1d

Dorked out and made a playlist of SW’s Québec set list. 🤓

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 1d

I mean. 😆 He wouldn’t be wrong.

The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security https://theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares-wobbly-barstools-threat-to-national-security/

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 1d

Morning earworm. 🎶 🤤

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 1d

😩 From one of my favorite Glasgow pubs. Been pining for the city lately. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 1d

True actually. Give it a good rinse first. Eat it like an apple. Less wasteful and more nutritious! (Really!)

Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 2d

You should eat a kiwi fruit fuzzy skin and all. None of this chopping the top off and eating it like a boiled egg nonsense.

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Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 2d

Double-wide strollers should be banned from sidewalks. Walk your kids in the street. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🤭

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 2d

Wife:

Me: “The Timemaster 3000 states it is 11pm.”

Wife: 🤨

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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 2d

Do I look like I can be arsed with hunting mice? Fetch me frigging a Twix.

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Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 2d

OP never tried inhaling CO2. 😵‍💫

Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 2d

This has to be a joke. 😂

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HeidiHo🆘🇺🇸🇺🇦 @heidiho521.bsky.social · 4d

Good Morning 🦖🦕

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No Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 3d

Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 3d

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

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Jim @btvjim.bsky.social · 3d

Every time I go to a movie theater I’m reminded of why I don’t go to movie theaters.