Buffy LeBuffs
@buffylebuffs.bsky.social
I like cats. I also like dogs. I am mostly tolerant of humans. π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ³οΈβπ
Yeah cereal is definitely being used in either a very loose or a very technical sense! π But it's for the American market so I'm assuming the designers just assumed consumers would be going by the picture...
January 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Yeah cereal is definitely being used in either a very loose or a very technical sense! π But it's for the American market so I'm assuming the designers just assumed consumers would be going by the picture...
We live in a world where not only does this level of moron exist, they boast about it on twitter and other morons clamber to agree.
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We live in a world where not only does this level of moron exist, they boast about it on twitter and other morons clamber to agree.
I'm quite sure that would void the warranty!
Sending hugs π€Ό*
*I couldn't find a hug emoji, so, um, sending college wrestlers I guess? That's probably more fun anyway π€·πΌββοΈ
Sending hugs π€Ό*
*I couldn't find a hug emoji, so, um, sending college wrestlers I guess? That's probably more fun anyway π€·πΌββοΈ
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I'm quite sure that would void the warranty!
Sending hugs π€Ό*
*I couldn't find a hug emoji, so, um, sending college wrestlers I guess? That's probably more fun anyway π€·πΌββοΈ
Sending hugs π€Ό*
*I couldn't find a hug emoji, so, um, sending college wrestlers I guess? That's probably more fun anyway π€·πΌββοΈ
I love social media. Currently I have someone arguing that Dumbledore - a mortal human with magics - could defeat Gandalf - an immortal primordial god/angel. π
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I love social media. Currently I have someone arguing that Dumbledore - a mortal human with magics - could defeat Gandalf - an immortal primordial god/angel. π
Diving, swimming, water polo - these are all very good. Rugby, American football with the transparent shorts and jock straps I can absolutely get behind, both literally and figuratively. Twenty layers of padding? I'm sorry but no.
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Diving, swimming, water polo - these are all very good. Rugby, American football with the transparent shorts and jock straps I can absolutely get behind, both literally and figuratively. Twenty layers of padding? I'm sorry but no.
Dear algorithm: the hockey guys in that show are not hot; hockey guys in general are not hot; even hot hockey guys are not hot under 20 layers of kit where you can't see a sliver of skin. Please to be showing me men in little tight shorts thank you kindly.
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Dear algorithm: the hockey guys in that show are not hot; hockey guys in general are not hot; even hot hockey guys are not hot under 20 layers of kit where you can't see a sliver of skin. Please to be showing me men in little tight shorts thank you kindly.
Someone who can be arsed would've made this into a whole production with a backing track and AI background and posted it on YouTube, but sadly my career as a social media comedic genius is thwarted by my being inconceivably lazy.
The 12 Days of Christmas (chronically ill remix)
Work's therapeutic
You're just defeatist
Try being mindful
Work's therapeutic
Have you tried yoga?
Work's really therapeutic
Could be depression
Loose so-ome weight
Everyone gets stressed
Get out more
Try some CBT
It just sounds like anxiety
Work's therapeutic
You're just defeatist
Try being mindful
Work's therapeutic
Have you tried yoga?
Work's really therapeutic
Could be depression
Loose so-ome weight
Everyone gets stressed
Get out more
Try some CBT
It just sounds like anxiety
December 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Someone who can be arsed would've made this into a whole production with a backing track and AI background and posted it on YouTube, but sadly my career as a social media comedic genius is thwarted by my being inconceivably lazy.
The 12 Days of Christmas (chronically ill remix)
Work's therapeutic
You're just defeatist
Try being mindful
Work's therapeutic
Have you tried yoga?
Work's really therapeutic
Could be depression
Loose so-ome weight
Everyone gets stressed
Get out more
Try some CBT
It just sounds like anxiety
Work's therapeutic
You're just defeatist
Try being mindful
Work's therapeutic
Have you tried yoga?
Work's really therapeutic
Could be depression
Loose so-ome weight
Everyone gets stressed
Get out more
Try some CBT
It just sounds like anxiety
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The 12 Days of Christmas (chronically ill remix)
Work's therapeutic
You're just defeatist
Try being mindful
Work's therapeutic
Have you tried yoga?
Work's really therapeutic
Could be depression
Loose so-ome weight
Everyone gets stressed
Get out more
Try some CBT
It just sounds like anxiety
Work's therapeutic
You're just defeatist
Try being mindful
Work's therapeutic
Have you tried yoga?
Work's really therapeutic
Could be depression
Loose so-ome weight
Everyone gets stressed
Get out more
Try some CBT
It just sounds like anxiety
Hmm, ~50% of people are men, minus 10% gays... I think you may be on to something!!
December 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hmm, ~50% of people are men, minus 10% gays... I think you may be on to something!!
Apparently 11% of people would like to be assimilated by the Borg and 29% aren't sure if it would be all that bad.
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Apparently 11% of people would like to be assimilated by the Borg and 29% aren't sure if it would be all that bad.
#FIFA has awarded me the Dukedom of Tongue, so you must now all address me as "Your Grace". A small curtsy is entirely optional.
And yes, Tongue is a real place you filthy-minded commoner π§
And yes, Tongue is a real place you filthy-minded commoner π§
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
#FIFA has awarded me the Dukedom of Tongue, so you must now all address me as "Your Grace". A small curtsy is entirely optional.
And yes, Tongue is a real place you filthy-minded commoner π§
And yes, Tongue is a real place you filthy-minded commoner π§
Reposted by Buffy LeBuffs
Get a load of this. π
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Get a load of this. π
So help me if I see another man's crotch, or chest, or arse, or *legs and pits* FFS, riddled with folliculitis from their filthy shaving technique... Stop removing your body hair! Looking like a child is gross. Pustules are gross. Stop being gross!
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
So help me if I see another man's crotch, or chest, or arse, or *legs and pits* FFS, riddled with folliculitis from their filthy shaving technique... Stop removing your body hair! Looking like a child is gross. Pustules are gross. Stop being gross!
Well, fortunately Stephen Fry isn't an oncologist. Actual qualified doctors have been warning against this because countless men have tested positive for PSA and been left impotent and incontinent thanks to needless surgery for decades.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cl...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cl...
Prostate cancer screening should not be offered to most UK men, experts expected to say
The UK National Screening Committee is due to say only men with the BRCA1 and BRCA2 mutations, aged between 45 and 61, should be offered regular testing.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Well, fortunately Stephen Fry isn't an oncologist. Actual qualified doctors have been warning against this because countless men have tested positive for PSA and been left impotent and incontinent thanks to needless surgery for decades.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cl...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cl...
Sir Ian has fought for so many years. Just to toss this out, off the cuff, it must have rested in his heart. We owe him so much I don't know if younger people understand how he has carried our struggle. Not just us gays but all minorities. God bless him.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Sir Ian has fought for so many years. Just to toss this out, off the cuff, it must have rested in his heart. We owe him so much I don't know if younger people understand how he has carried our struggle. Not just us gays but all minorities. God bless him.
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Somewhere on the west coast of America are some very highly paid executives who think that I sound like the average Scottish person. On the plus side, when our robot overlords seize control they will only understand me - I'm playing the long game!
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Somewhere on the west coast of America are some very highly paid executives who think that I sound like the average Scottish person. On the plus side, when our robot overlords seize control they will only understand me - I'm playing the long game!
The only possible response π What you don't know, and what makes it particularly ironic, is that my voice was used to train several of them. I'm so very sorry.
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The only possible response π What you don't know, and what makes it particularly ironic, is that my voice was used to train several of them. I'm so very sorry.
Scotty highlighting the problem that all Scottish people would face with voice recognition systems is the best example of Trek predicting the future.
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Scotty highlighting the problem that all Scottish people would face with voice recognition systems is the best example of Trek predicting the future.
Charlene had it right earlier when she called Steven out for parroting bullshit. He didn't show up cos he's brave, it was damage control just like his little crying bit at the end.
#MAFSUK
#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Charlene had it right earlier when she called Steven out for parroting bullshit. He didn't show up cos he's brave, it was damage control just like his little crying bit at the end.
#MAFSUK
#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You feel fuck all, Paul. You're the guy who goes up to a table of strangers in the pub and tries to hold court because you want attention. You're here for a story to tell people, which will undoubtedly be embellished.
#MAFSUK
#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
You feel fuck all, Paul. You're the guy who goes up to a table of strangers in the pub and tries to hold court because you want attention. You're here for a story to tell people, which will undoubtedly be embellished.
#MAFSUK
#MAFSUK
We've seen the VTs, Paul got on the show by claiming he was looking for love and a soulmate, then as soon as he was married he started with the "I don't know what I want, I'm here to find myself" pish. He wasn't remotely interested in Anita, just a jolly on the telly.
#MAFSUK
#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
We've seen the VTs, Paul got on the show by claiming he was looking for love and a soulmate, then as soon as he was married he started with the "I don't know what I want, I'm here to find myself" pish. He wasn't remotely interested in Anita, just a jolly on the telly.
#MAFSUK
#MAFSUK