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I like cats. I also like dogs. I am mostly tolerant of humans. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈
We live in a world where not only does this level of moron exist, they boast about it on twitter and other morons clamber to agree.
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I love social media. Currently I have someone arguing that Dumbledore - a mortal human with magics - could defeat Gandalf - an immortal primordial god/angel. 😂
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Dear algorithm: the hockey guys in that show are not hot; hockey guys in general are not hot; even hot hockey guys are not hot under 20 layers of kit where you can't see a sliver of skin. Please to be showing me men in little tight shorts thank you kindly.
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Someone who can be arsed would've made this into a whole production with a backing track and AI background and posted it on YouTube, but sadly my career as a social media comedic genius is thwarted by my being inconceivably lazy.
The 12 Days of Christmas (chronically ill remix)
Work's therapeutic
You're just defeatist
Try being mindful
Work's therapeutic
Have you tried yoga?
Work's really therapeutic
Could be depression
Loose so-ome weight
Everyone gets stressed
Get out more
Try some CBT
It just sounds like anxiety
December 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The 12 Days of Christmas (chronically ill remix)
Work's therapeutic
You're just defeatist
Try being mindful
Work's therapeutic
Have you tried yoga?
Work's really therapeutic
Could be depression
Loose so-ome weight
Everyone gets stressed
Get out more
Try some CBT
It just sounds like anxiety
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Apparently 11% of people would like to be assimilated by the Borg and 29% aren't sure if it would be all that bad.
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
#FIFA has awarded me the Dukedom of Tongue, so you must now all address me as "Your Grace". A small curtsy is entirely optional.

And yes, Tongue is a real place you filthy-minded commoner 🧐
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Reposted by Buffy LeBuffs
Get a load of this. 😆
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
So help me if I see another man's crotch, or chest, or arse, or *legs and pits* FFS, riddled with folliculitis from their filthy shaving technique... Stop removing your body hair! Looking like a child is gross. Pustules are gross. Stop being gross!
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Well, fortunately Stephen Fry isn't an oncologist. Actual qualified doctors have been warning against this because countless men have tested positive for PSA and been left impotent and incontinent thanks to needless surgery for decades.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cl...
Prostate cancer screening should not be offered to most UK men, experts expected to say
The UK National Screening Committee is due to say only men with the BRCA1 and BRCA2 mutations, aged between 45 and 61, should be offered regular testing.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Sir Ian has fought for so many years. Just to toss this out, off the cuff, it must have rested in his heart. We owe him so much I don't know if younger people understand how he has carried our struggle. Not just us gays but all minorities. God bless him.

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November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Oh fuck off with your happiness, ain't nobody wants to see that. Come back in a year, if you're still together.

#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Charlene had it right earlier when she called Steven out for parroting bullshit. He didn't show up cos he's brave, it was damage control just like his little crying bit at the end.

#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Come on Mel, you've been getting stuck into the men all season, where's that for Steven?

#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Wow, it really was the worst apology ever.

#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You feel fuck all, Paul. You're the guy who goes up to a table of strangers in the pub and tries to hold court because you want attention. You're here for a story to tell people, which will undoubtedly be embellished.

#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
We've seen the VTs, Paul got on the show by claiming he was looking for love and a soulmate, then as soon as he was married he started with the "I don't know what I want, I'm here to find myself" pish. He wasn't remotely interested in Anita, just a jolly on the telly.

#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hot Dog and April don't get the couch either, but we're having these two miserable bastards inflicted on us.

#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Is the couch too low for Leigh and Leah to sit in without doing a Sharon Stone or something?

#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It was the excuse he needed to justify doing what he's wanted to for weeks.

#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The most devastating thing Maeve could possibly do to JR is say nothing and deny her the attention.

#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think in future series they should replace the recap and preview montages with Dean doing a rap of what's happened and coming up.

#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
So Grace, Ashley and Joe really just fucked off and never came back then?

#MAFSUK
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I don't know why people are surprised Anita hates Paul. I can't stand him and I didn't have to marry the fucker and put up with him for a fortnight. Ego-driven fantasist who thinks he's hilarious and lives to hold court and get attention, utterly shallow.

#MAFSUK
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Nah Mel, Leisha's not pure and real she's pure unreal!

#MAFSUK
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM