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Bumstead

@bumstead.bsky.social

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🥤I collect images of characters drinking from straws, sometimes cups 🏳️‍⚧️she/they, 23 🖥️I also post my silly thoughts and use this like some sort of micro blog 🎪Oh if you wanna add me on discord it's .bumstead 🔞Also if you're a under 18, fuck off

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純狐 @yokuyukihime.yuri.agency · Jul 27

the most basic of needs: listening to your big trans wife guide you to do a t-triple with her pretty deep voice

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IRL plushie 🐇🪡 @bunnyena.bsky.social · Apr 26

plushie✕pooltoy 4ever!!

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · 17d

Bluesky!!!
I need to post more!!!
Imma post my stupid alt history stuff when I can >:3

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Sep 9

Alex looks at her meatball sub with a sense of longing. She takes an obscene bite out of it. A man comes up to her and says "sir... or uh... ma'am? They? I just wanna say you are so brave..." Alex, sauce running down her mouth, looks pained.

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Sep 9

Shout out to being broke, I've now done everything fun im allowed in my budget for the month ^3^

If I do anything more id defo go bankrupt! And I swear most of it was just parking

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Sep 8

What If work wasn't gay (middle school version) and was instead gay (internet version)

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Stupid Twink @stupidtwink.bsky.social · Jul 25

a woman says to her girlfriend: naughty girls like you stay locked up for a loooong time

i bust in wearing a full moses cosplay and shout: LET MY PEOPLE GO

the first woman chastises me: brie, we agreed you could only watch if you cooled it on the moses roleplay

the handcuffed woman wearily asks of me: is this why you made me have an adult bat mitvah

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Aug 22

Oh fuck you bluesky >:(
I just tried to upload some pics and you said "okay! Lemme do that!" And the post doesn't exist!!!

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Aug 22

It cant be that hard I imagine, though could be fun to look into ^3^

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Aug 22

@gabelum.bsky.social how do they do it?

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Aug 22

YOOOOOO

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Aug 22

When are we getting the reky booru?

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Bagel 🥨 @bagelcollie.bsky.social · Aug 13

yaaaaawn ~ 💤

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · Aug 13

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Aug 8

Happy vore day everyone

Clown Prince of Comics @cheesymanfredo.bsky.social · Aug 4

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Aug 6

drink_1114! super cuuuute

Aucrowne🌸VGen OPEN @aucrowne.bsky.social · Jul 6

📒🌸

(૭ ｡•̀ ᵕ •́｡ )૭ Nirei hasn't reached his goal yet but he's working hard to achieve it

#art #fanart #WINDBREAKER #SakuNirei #NireiSaku #ウィンブレFA

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Aug 6

youre gonna get the sloppiest toppy

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harold lloyd's fursona 🔞 @auxetophone.bsky.social · Jul 31

taursday.........

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Jul 31

Mustn't go on break! Must work bosses like me

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Jul 31

I love having anxiety! Im just rambling in my brain about how im going to be fired over and over again

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Jul 29

Wonderful lad, would make him a sandwich

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Nothing Doing @nothingdoingcomic.bsky.social · Jul 21

Nothing Doing no. 56

p1: Summer, Autumn and Jeanie are sitting in their booth, now with a glass of wine, a beer, and a seltzer respectively. Summer and Jeanie are smiling while Autumn blankly looks downward. Summer: …so they wrote the articles, I did the layout, and we’d tape ‘em up in the bathroom stalls every week. The perfect captive audience for a dorm newsletter. Jeanie: Haha, that’s so funny! Gosh, it must have been great to get to work on that together.
p2: Summer and Jeanie look to Autumn, who surprisedly looks up. S: We’ve actually worked on a few projects together since then! For a while Autumn had me doing the covers for their zine. J: Oh whoa, you make zines? That’s so cool! Autumn: Oh! Uh, yeah, I mean, I did for a bit
p3: Autumn, awkwardly smiling, peels the label off their beer. A: It wasn’t a huge thing really, just a little creative exercise… basically I was going out for breakfast at different diners and writing reviews and stuff. It was fun, but, y’know, one day it started feeling pointless… that’s, kind of a trend with me these days aheheh
p4: Summer and Jeanie stare at Autumn as they start to blush.
p5: Autumn cringes as Jeanie, looking uncomfortable, smiles and stands up. S: They also had riddles in the back J: HEY who wants another drink!

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Nothing Doing @nothingdoingcomic.bsky.social · Jul 28

Nothing Doing no. 57

p1: Summer watches as Jeanie, looking startled but purposeful, marches away from their booth. Autumn, barely visible from behind the booth, bemoans the scenario. Autumn: Well, there goes Jeanie. I’m asked to talk about myself for two seconds and I can’t help but scare her off.
p2: Autumn, head in their hands, leans down towards the table as Summer pats their back. Summer: Come on, it wasn’t that bad. At least you were smiling! Or, well, you were for sure showing your teeth. A: Ugh I knew I couldn’t do this… she must think I’m such a freak
p3: Jeanie walks towards the bar, rubbing her hands together nervously. Jeanie, thinking: I can’t believe it… zines! Only the most interesting and sexually dynamic people make those! And they know themself so well -- I feel like I don’t know anything! They both must think I’m so boring… I gotta show them I’m cool… exciting!
p4: Jeanie, looking scared, slams her hands down on the bar, startling the raccoon bartender who is popping the bottlecap off a beer. J: GIVE ME AS MANY DRINKS AS IT TAKES TO MAKE ME EXCITING, please

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Jul 27

Detransitioning so I can interact with my favorite toxic yaoi ❤️

Bumstead @bumstead.bsky.social · Jul 27

I traded a 2chan user a picture of a flower for his cat onetime. Very worthwhile deal

White cat sitting on a messy desk looking at the camera with warm light