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Stevv
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That’s just what they want you to think
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me: *hits the button*

the machine: *gives me an attention pellet*
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just making good movies better: thread
June 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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godzilla except it’s helena bonham carter: thread
May 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
feeling nostalgic for the feeling of potential. of endless possibilities
April 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
keep in mind that when maga says “a good idea” they don’t mean “an idea that would do the most good”. they mean “an idea that I personally agree with”.
March 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
just saw somebody on the other place blame the bird flu on illegal immigrants

in case you were wondering if things were still idiotically evil over there
February 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
an ideology is not a personality
February 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
is it just me or is this just a really long-winded way of saying “we are fully embracing sociopathy”?
February 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
“you shouldn’t have cried wolf so much!” screamed the naked emperor
February 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“i don’t see the fascist dogwhistles” is the new “i don’t see color”
February 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
he never dared open is eyes. until one day he did.

immediately declaring he had discovered the sun
February 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
*buying a pack of Zig Zag cones*

clerk: party tonight?

me: nah man i got six tiny dogs at home who all just had surgery
February 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
it helps if you know nothing and never think
February 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“you know what this group of rag-tag trust fund kids is missing? the weird one! anybody here an anti-vaxxer?”
January 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
please note the amount of well-funded AI companies who are working towards solving human greed
January 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
muffin flavored yogurt for gluten allergies we live in hell this is what hell is ohmyfuckinggodddfd

and the yogurt flavored muffins offer a wonderful ba
January 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
feels like life would have somehow been easier if i had just learned how to do a kick-flip.
January 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
i’m housebroken. not in a behavioral way. more like in a wicked witch of the east way.
January 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
we need a stronger phrase than “fucknuts batty-watty” to describe the next decade or so.
January 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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the muppets on the cover of rolling stone: thread
January 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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laughed for the first time in days thanks to this
January 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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The marginal details of the David Lynch memorial at the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy are what make it.
January 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
rip to david lynch and bob uecker
January 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
do ninjas make a good living? or is it one of those living foot to mouth type deals?
January 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
frankie “parmesan nipples” pappalardo was not the most well-known gangster.

intentional on his part due to his godawful, dumb nickname.
January 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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her: do that thing I like

me: buys cheese
November 18, 2024 at 1:56 PM