anton lestrange
@hugemclarge.bsky.social
avid curler and majestic strange bird
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anton lestrange
@hugemclarge.bsky.social
· Nov 18
her: do that thing I like
me: buys cheese
me: buys cheese
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So much to rant about... so little time....
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So much to rant about... so little time....
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*launches a pie rescue for all unwanted pie
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
*launches a pie rescue for all unwanted pie
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I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
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*mouth full of yams
This club can't even handle me right now
This club can't even handle me right now
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
*mouth full of yams
This club can't even handle me right now
This club can't even handle me right now
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Just remember that eating pie makes your boobs bigger so eat the damn pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Just remember that eating pie makes your boobs bigger so eat the damn pie
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(after burning the gumbo) Well, today is roux-ined
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
(after burning the gumbo) Well, today is roux-ined
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The “fuck it all” in me recognizes the “fuck it all” in you
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The “fuck it all” in me recognizes the “fuck it all” in you
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Now and Later isn't just a candy, it's also how I like my sex.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Now and Later isn't just a candy, it's also how I like my sex.
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This is a really big story that should not be missed. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Says Noem Made Final Decision on El Salvador Removals in Breach of Court Order
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is a really big story that should not be missed. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Ho boy I have never felt less thankful
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ho boy I have never felt less thankful
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If telling the troops not to follow illegal orders is “sedition,” what do we call colluding with the Kremlin to manipulate the U.S. President into advancing Russian interests over America’s?
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If telling the troops not to follow illegal orders is “sedition,” what do we call colluding with the Kremlin to manipulate the U.S. President into advancing Russian interests over America’s?
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I can have a terrible day, but then my big dopey puppy snuggles my feet and nothing else matters
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I can have a terrible day, but then my big dopey puppy snuggles my feet and nothing else matters
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Orders a Xanax martini for breakfast.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Orders a Xanax martini for breakfast.
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Love that chicken from Popeye's 🎶 but it's me talking about turkey from your mawmaw's house
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Love that chicken from Popeye's 🎶 but it's me talking about turkey from your mawmaw's house
I just read my skeet link and discovered that I'm funny af
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I just read my skeet link and discovered that I'm funny af
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To all of you people who are super organized and "have a place for everything and everything in its place," what's it like to be God's favorite? And also, fuck you.
March 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
To all of you people who are super organized and "have a place for everything and everything in its place," what's it like to be God's favorite? And also, fuck you.
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you can lead a man to water but he still won’t wash his butthole with it
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
you can lead a man to water but he still won’t wash his butthole with it
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who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
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If I was an elected official, I would simply not do crime
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If I was an elected official, I would simply not do crime
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Did Mace Windu ever say, “Hold onto your butts?” I really hope he did, cuz that would have been magnificent.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Did Mace Windu ever say, “Hold onto your butts?” I really hope he did, cuz that would have been magnificent.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
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X has a problem with foreign accounts profiting specifically on right wing extremism because it’s really hard to rage bait someone with “everyone should have access to affordable healthcare”
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
X has a problem with foreign accounts profiting specifically on right wing extremism because it’s really hard to rage bait someone with “everyone should have access to affordable healthcare”
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"Spleen and Ideal", the second studio album from #DeadCanDance, released on this day 40 years ago.
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"Spleen and Ideal", the second studio album from #DeadCanDance, released on this day 40 years ago.