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burlyunicorn.bsky.social
Lord Stabbington III
@burlyunicorn.bsky.social
4.5K followers 460 following 260 posts
Basically a nerdy lifter, a sadomasochistic kinkster, a body modder(silicone 715cc), stacked with slightly stabby mentality 💪🏻🦄 Alt account to X cuz ya know.
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Lord Stabbington III @burlyunicorn.bsky.social · 1m
I super agree
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Thad the Bush @thaddeusdickbush.bsky.social · 12h
It's comforting to hold your own cock and balls (or someone else's)
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burlyunicorn.bsky.social
Lord Stabbington III @burlyunicorn.bsky.social · 9h
A little #flexfriday at the Flex party at jackhammer. I was flexing the biggest belly attending hehe 💪🏻🦄, as a proud pony should. #musclechub #gayunicorn #belly #flex #hairy #sweaty #bulge
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Lord Stabbington III @burlyunicorn.bsky.social · 2d
Damn 🥵🥵🥵 also I need this shirt
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Max @maxmuscles.bsky.social · 3d
Come see all this beef LIVE tonight at 10:30pm central! Only on my OnlyFans!
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burlyunicorn.bsky.social
Lord Stabbington III @burlyunicorn.bsky.social · 3d
Looking big bro
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Judge Fedd @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social · 5d
A fat pad feature? On Tummy Tuesday and NOT Fatboy Friday?! My god I really have no respect for internet custom, do I. It would be terrible if you bullied me about it, I’d sure hate that 👀👉👈
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Billdemon @billdemon.bsky.social · 8d
Finally tried the posing room!
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Lord Stabbington III @burlyunicorn.bsky.social · 6d
So wiiiiiiiiiddddddeeee 🥵🥵🥵
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Meatball @beefpork.bsky.social · 6d
Chest pump @ 340/345
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TheHornyGayBear @thehornygaybear.bsky.social · 8d
POV - I'm checking your cage on Locktober 4th
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burlyunicorn.bsky.social
Lord Stabbington III @burlyunicorn.bsky.social · 9d
#fcf #silicone
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CubScoutXL @cubscoutxl.bsky.social · 9d
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beefydoc.bsky.social @beefydoc.bsky.social · Aug 9
Uncensored version, accurate, always leaking 💦😆
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beefydoc.bsky.social @beefydoc.bsky.social · 19d
Since today is allegedly the rapture we won’t get a #fcf this week 😩 so might as well post it today 🤭
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Lord Stabbington III @burlyunicorn.bsky.social · 9d
Can I try and dock that, for science…
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beefydoc.bsky.social @beefydoc.bsky.social · 9d
So many FAT cocks on my timeline 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 got me excited over here
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Lord Stabbington III @burlyunicorn.bsky.social · 9d
Im not saying im a size queen or anything… But thicker is definitely better 💪🏻🦄. #gymunicorn #musclechub #sweaty #hairy #flexfriday #bulge
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Lord Stabbington III @burlyunicorn.bsky.social · 9d
Oh my! The sad thing with mino is that it only works on existing hair. It doesn’t create new hair. Cycles might help on that front more
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Lord Stabbington III @burlyunicorn.bsky.social · 9d
How long have you been on mino? It is a slow thing sadly. I was in it for years
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Lord Stabbington III @burlyunicorn.bsky.social · 9d
Do you not cycle? Also oral minoxidil is how my fur exploded
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your real dad @benjb75.bsky.social · 9d
#FCF from NYC
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The Hugging Pug @pug4hugs.bsky.social · Apr 29
Just hanging out here.

I've not really been on sling before (if I used one, I would usually be on the other side ;). So I thought, while I'm out here I might as well take a photo of me lying in one.

I think I might prefer a bed for my naps. 😜

Let's see you in a sling, if you feel like sharing!
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The Hugging Pug @pug4hugs.bsky.social · Sep 9
Hello from California!

Thought I'd take advantage of the very generous natural light in this bathroom, feeling myself after a little workout this morning.

Gonna enjoy some quality time with lovely people, let the sun fry my skin, and explore the various corners of this state.

Have a great week!
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Lord Stabbington III @burlyunicorn.bsky.social · 11d
Mine is garbage cuz I sweat so much, my hands are too wet to grab anything pull related. I have to use straps
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