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Joe Hasson
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Undisputed Master of the Jungle Ambush

📼 Comic Writer & Wasteland Mutant 📼
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water-gazers in John Woo movies
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
He stole my ginger ale. Straight to prison.
February 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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June 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Fuckass Resident Evil 0 rocket launcher.
February 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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When Rebecca Chambers isn't on screen all the other characters should be asking "Where's Becky?"
January 26, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Also thinking about how in the late 90s/early 00s we got like...novels and comics and toys.

We must go back. I need resident evil figures that don't come in expensive ass collectors editions of games that sell out in two days.
I am begging you Capcom, hire a merch designer.
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I am begging you Capcom, hire a merch designer.
January 31, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I like that in RE lore Barry tampered with evidence and snuck a confiscated rocket launcher onto the chopper just in case they needed it to fight what, he thought at the time, were a group of cannibal serial killers roaming around the woods.

I mean he ended up being right to do so, BUT STILL.
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Long sustained fart noise
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'

• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War

• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind

• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Castlevania 64
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Don't let it slip away.
January 29, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I'm watching an episode of Monsters and the creatures in this one are little caveman rats and I need you all to see them.
January 28, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Rotates Freddie Freaker around like when you examine an object in the first Resident Evil.
January 28, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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okay man
January 28, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I give Landis a lot of shit, but I got a soft spot for Innocent Blood. Buncha' Sopranos character actors gettin' whacked by La Femme Nikita in snowy ass Pittsburgh. I never stood a chance, man.
January 28, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I keep putting off the Jake/Sherry campaign. Still pissed off from the Chris one.
January 28, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I don't like any of the Silent Hill movies, but the first one admittedly had some really great looking monster effects.

I know the sequels had a smaller budget, but goddamn, you can feel the cheapness on display.
January 27, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Neil Breen ass beard
January 27, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM