Joe Hasson
@buzzsawbravado.bsky.social
Undisputed Master of the Jungle Ambush
📼 Comic Writer & Wasteland Mutant 📼
📼 Comic Writer & Wasteland Mutant 📼
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Oh God how heartbreaking it is when your child is in pain and looks at you as if saying, 'Save me, save my life, and who else but you can save me? How my heart burns with agony over my helplessness to save his life I wish I hadn't been born poor
I wish I were the one to He dies
gofund.me/52a8eee2b
I wish I were the one to He dies
gofund.me/52a8eee2b
February 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Oh God how heartbreaking it is when your child is in pain and looks at you as if saying, 'Save me, save my life, and who else but you can save me? How my heart burns with agony over my helplessness to save his life I wish I hadn't been born poor
I wish I were the one to He dies
gofund.me/52a8eee2b
I wish I were the one to He dies
gofund.me/52a8eee2b
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Someone told me, "Get rid of this sick son of yours and find relief from this pain," as if he wanted me to end his life. I swear to God, I am poor and do not have the money to save his life. I am helpless; if I had the money, I wouldn't have asked for donations from anyone.🙏🏼👇🏼
gofund.me/b84b4abcc
🍉
gofund.me/b84b4abcc
🍉
February 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Someone told me, "Get rid of this sick son of yours and find relief from this pain," as if he wanted me to end his life. I swear to God, I am poor and do not have the money to save his life. I am helpless; if I had the money, I wouldn't have asked for donations from anyone.🙏🏼👇🏼
gofund.me/b84b4abcc
🍉
gofund.me/b84b4abcc
🍉
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water-gazers in John Woo movies
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
water-gazers in John Woo movies
He stole my ginger ale. Straight to prison.
February 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
He stole my ginger ale. Straight to prison.
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Fuckass Resident Evil 0 rocket launcher.
February 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Fuckass Resident Evil 0 rocket launcher.
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Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
February 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
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When Rebecca Chambers isn't on screen all the other characters should be asking "Where's Becky?"
January 26, 2026 at 11:57 PM
When Rebecca Chambers isn't on screen all the other characters should be asking "Where's Becky?"
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Also thinking about how in the late 90s/early 00s we got like...novels and comics and toys.
We must go back. I need resident evil figures that don't come in expensive ass collectors editions of games that sell out in two days.
We must go back. I need resident evil figures that don't come in expensive ass collectors editions of games that sell out in two days.
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Also thinking about how in the late 90s/early 00s we got like...novels and comics and toys.
We must go back. I need resident evil figures that don't come in expensive ass collectors editions of games that sell out in two days.
We must go back. I need resident evil figures that don't come in expensive ass collectors editions of games that sell out in two days.
I am begging you Capcom, hire a merch designer.
January 31, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I am begging you Capcom, hire a merch designer.
I like that in RE lore Barry tampered with evidence and snuck a confiscated rocket launcher onto the chopper just in case they needed it to fight what, he thought at the time, were a group of cannibal serial killers roaming around the woods.
I mean he ended up being right to do so, BUT STILL.
I mean he ended up being right to do so, BUT STILL.
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I like that in RE lore Barry tampered with evidence and snuck a confiscated rocket launcher onto the chopper just in case they needed it to fight what, he thought at the time, were a group of cannibal serial killers roaming around the woods.
I mean he ended up being right to do so, BUT STILL.
I mean he ended up being right to do so, BUT STILL.
Long sustained fart noise
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Long sustained fart noise
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Castlevania 64
![The infamous Skeleton Biker [with Machine Gun Sidecar] from Castlevania 64.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ofyst44lyz4w42aw7o47amqj/bafkreihueqpegufkw3hpdtzg3a7nenm6yur7lnmfkxtvipx7lu3xs7abbi@jpeg)
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Castlevania 64
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Don't let it slip away.
January 29, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Don't let it slip away.
I'm watching an episode of Monsters and the creatures in this one are little caveman rats and I need you all to see them.
January 28, 2026 at 8:55 AM
I'm watching an episode of Monsters and the creatures in this one are little caveman rats and I need you all to see them.
Rotates Freddie Freaker around like when you examine an object in the first Resident Evil.
January 28, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Rotates Freddie Freaker around like when you examine an object in the first Resident Evil.
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one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
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I give Landis a lot of shit, but I got a soft spot for Innocent Blood. Buncha' Sopranos character actors gettin' whacked by La Femme Nikita in snowy ass Pittsburgh. I never stood a chance, man.
January 28, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I give Landis a lot of shit, but I got a soft spot for Innocent Blood. Buncha' Sopranos character actors gettin' whacked by La Femme Nikita in snowy ass Pittsburgh. I never stood a chance, man.
I keep putting off the Jake/Sherry campaign. Still pissed off from the Chris one.
January 28, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I keep putting off the Jake/Sherry campaign. Still pissed off from the Chris one.
I don't like any of the Silent Hill movies, but the first one admittedly had some really great looking monster effects.
I know the sequels had a smaller budget, but goddamn, you can feel the cheapness on display.
I know the sequels had a smaller budget, but goddamn, you can feel the cheapness on display.
January 27, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I don't like any of the Silent Hill movies, but the first one admittedly had some really great looking monster effects.
I know the sequels had a smaller budget, but goddamn, you can feel the cheapness on display.
I know the sequels had a smaller budget, but goddamn, you can feel the cheapness on display.