Cori(Alex)Ander
@c0r14nd3r.bsky.social
I’m not like other girls 💅
Flavor dust is to seasoning powder what powdered sugar is to granulated sugar.
DOES NO ONE KNOW WHAT FLAVOR DUST IS???????
I think all snack companies should sell big shaker bottles of their flavor dusts.
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Flavor dust is to seasoning powder what powdered sugar is to granulated sugar.
DOES NO ONE KNOW WHAT FLAVOR DUST IS???????
I think all snack companies should sell big shaker bottles of their flavor dusts.
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
DOES NO ONE KNOW WHAT FLAVOR DUST IS???????
Child 1: I spyyyy……I spy………………
Child 2: HURRY UP!!
Child 1: I spy… someone who is being RUDE!
😆😆😆😆
Child 2: HURRY UP!!
Child 1: I spy… someone who is being RUDE!
😆😆😆😆
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Child 1: I spyyyy……I spy………………
Child 2: HURRY UP!!
Child 1: I spy… someone who is being RUDE!
😆😆😆😆
Child 2: HURRY UP!!
Child 1: I spy… someone who is being RUDE!
😆😆😆😆
The sad thing is, I would probably be really good at doing market research but I simply do not want to participate in The Market™️.
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The sad thing is, I would probably be really good at doing market research but I simply do not want to participate in The Market™️.
Pooping without the bidet sucks but without the squatty potty?? just horrible
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Pooping without the bidet sucks but without the squatty potty?? just horrible
Unfortunately she is correct
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Unfortunately she is correct
It’s crazy how much the Hazbin soundtrack is single-handedly keeping me from absolutely crashing out
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s crazy how much the Hazbin soundtrack is single-handedly keeping me from absolutely crashing out
Why does no one answer my burning questions on here 😤
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Why does no one answer my burning questions on here 😤
What’s the etymology of “busting ass” as a euphemism for farting?
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
What’s the etymology of “busting ass” as a euphemism for farting?
“Yeah cuz I’m like Elphaba.. you’re more like Glinda. Popular, uh huh Charismatic…yeah” -Fox to me just now 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“Yeah cuz I’m like Elphaba.. you’re more like Glinda. Popular, uh huh Charismatic…yeah” -Fox to me just now 🙃
I think all snack companies should sell big shaker bottles of their flavor dusts.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I think all snack companies should sell big shaker bottles of their flavor dusts.
My car was hit (while parked) by an uninsured driver. They tore the entire front bumper off and ran over it. My insurance deductible is $2,500 + $800 for the rental I got while I was still running under the assumption that the insurance information that was given to me was valid.
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My car was hit (while parked) by an uninsured driver. They tore the entire front bumper off and ran over it. My insurance deductible is $2,500 + $800 for the rental I got while I was still running under the assumption that the insurance information that was given to me was valid.
Cool, survived tech week ✅
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Cool, survived tech week ✅
Reposted by Cori(Alex)Ander
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
Reposted by Cori(Alex)Ander
There’s nothing my partner (who is the nearly the same exact height as me) gets more of a kick out of than calling me short, and there’s nothing I get more of a kick out of than calling that very same partner, who is just over two years my senior, old.
November 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There’s nothing my partner (who is the nearly the same exact height as me) gets more of a kick out of than calling me short, and there’s nothing I get more of a kick out of than calling that very same partner, who is just over two years my senior, old.
I’ll leave my house tomorrow at 8am and I won’t be home until around 11pm. I’m fine. Everything is fine.
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’ll leave my house tomorrow at 8am and I won’t be home until around 11pm. I’m fine. Everything is fine.
In other news, the play I am in opens in less than a week, and if you don’t have tickets yet, you should change that posthaste.
November 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
In other news, the play I am in opens in less than a week, and if you don’t have tickets yet, you should change that posthaste.
Sure, I can manage working full time, being in grad school, being a single parent, being in a play, having two romantic partnerships, two cats, dozens of house plants, and being in two wedding parties all at once.
However, yes, I also do need to remind myself to pee before getting in bed.
However, yes, I also do need to remind myself to pee before getting in bed.
November 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sure, I can manage working full time, being in grad school, being a single parent, being in a play, having two romantic partnerships, two cats, dozens of house plants, and being in two wedding parties all at once.
However, yes, I also do need to remind myself to pee before getting in bed.
However, yes, I also do need to remind myself to pee before getting in bed.
I saw this meme about like a parent of an adult child one day realizing that at some point, they picked up their child for the last time and didn’t even realize it, and it made me so sad I decided that as long as my kid still likes being picked up, I will continue picking them up.
October 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I saw this meme about like a parent of an adult child one day realizing that at some point, they picked up their child for the last time and didn’t even realize it, and it made me so sad I decided that as long as my kid still likes being picked up, I will continue picking them up.
Do the fragrance advertisers still do the thing with magazines where they make a page smell like the fragrance?
October 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Do the fragrance advertisers still do the thing with magazines where they make a page smell like the fragrance?
Of COURSE Canvas goes down the morning of my midterm. NATURALLY.
October 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Of COURSE Canvas goes down the morning of my midterm. NATURALLY.
I’m like the Mary Poppins of autism
October 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I’m like the Mary Poppins of autism
IMHO, it’s just straight up disrespectful of potential applicants time to not list the salary range on job listings. Immediate red flag.
October 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
IMHO, it’s just straight up disrespectful of potential applicants time to not list the salary range on job listings. Immediate red flag.