Kate
@cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social
Ex-Yorkshire. Lucifan. Parent to many, many cats. #TheDirtyBirds
Having done repeated tests, i feel I am now ready to share my version of Felicity Cloake's perfect malt loaf recipe. The original, for reference, is here:
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
How to make the perfect malt loaf
Felicity Cloake: Do you eat your malt loaf plain, topped with cheese, loaded with butter or, heretically, toasted? And what other malty recipes float your boat?
www.theguardian.com
January 25, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Having done repeated tests, i feel I am now ready to share my version of Felicity Cloake's perfect malt loaf recipe. The original, for reference, is here:
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Ted Cruz going with the slogan "I'm slightly less awful" for 2028.
January 25, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Ted Cruz going with the slogan "I'm slightly less awful" for 2028.
(having slept all day since coming back from Tassie) well, Foo Fighters were brilliant. Would go again without hesitation.
Tassie is also nice (or Launceston is), if only it wasn't so fucking cold in winter.
Tassie is also nice (or Launceston is), if only it wasn't so fucking cold in winter.
January 25, 2026 at 8:28 AM
(having slept all day since coming back from Tassie) well, Foo Fighters were brilliant. Would go again without hesitation.
Tassie is also nice (or Launceston is), if only it wasn't so fucking cold in winter.
Tassie is also nice (or Launceston is), if only it wasn't so fucking cold in winter.
January 24, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I love that despite the New York Times becoming a mouthpiece for Trump and MAGA, Trump still shits all over it every time he posts.
You'd think they'd have learned by now, but nope.
You'd think they'd have learned by now, but nope.
January 23, 2026 at 9:58 AM
I love that despite the New York Times becoming a mouthpiece for Trump and MAGA, Trump still shits all over it every time he posts.
You'd think they'd have learned by now, but nope.
You'd think they'd have learned by now, but nope.
Wait I was at work did I miss another Trump death misinformation rally?
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Wait I was at work did I miss another Trump death misinformation rally?
Every day when I wake up and go to check the news, there's a little lurch of dread in my stomach.
January 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Every day when I wake up and go to check the news, there's a little lurch of dread in my stomach.
I mean, sooner or later Trump has to cross a threshold of insanity that even the Americans can't put up with, right. Right?
(feel free to envisage this as a Padmé/Anakin meme)
(feel free to envisage this as a Padmé/Anakin meme)
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I mean, sooner or later Trump has to cross a threshold of insanity that even the Americans can't put up with, right. Right?
(feel free to envisage this as a Padmé/Anakin meme)
(feel free to envisage this as a Padmé/Anakin meme)
Attempt 3 of malt loaf is now in the oven, this one with the malt syrup and treacle (molasses) weighed instead of spooned. I must say it was much easier. Proof of the pudding is in the eating, however.
January 18, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Attempt 3 of malt loaf is now in the oven, this one with the malt syrup and treacle (molasses) weighed instead of spooned. I must say it was much easier. Proof of the pudding is in the eating, however.
Starting to feel my blood pressure rise when I go to a random website and there's a little window in the corner with a sparkles icon and a chat message that starts "Hi! I can help you..."
January 18, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Starting to feel my blood pressure rise when I go to a random website and there's a little window in the corner with a sparkles icon and a chat message that starts "Hi! I can help you..."
Literally any random people off the street would have been better and less awful than this bunch of idiots, war criminals and grifting arseholes.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Trump news at a glance: president creates Gaza ‘board of peace’
Each board member will manage ‘defined portfolio critical to Gaza’s stabilization and long-term success’, according to White House
www.theguardian.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Literally any random people off the street would have been better and less awful than this bunch of idiots, war criminals and grifting arseholes.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Either this is AI or the person who posed the product for photography didn't think it through.
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Either this is AI or the person who posed the product for photography didn't think it through.
Reposted by Kate
the European mission to Greenland was fourth in the BBC news running order this morning, which feels a bit like doing a light "and finally..." item about the archduke's motorcade taking a wrong turn in Sarajevo
January 15, 2026 at 10:01 AM
the European mission to Greenland was fourth in the BBC news running order this morning, which feels a bit like doing a light "and finally..." item about the archduke's motorcade taking a wrong turn in Sarajevo
Swear to god they changed the glue on the oestrogen butt patches, I can hardly bear to have them on for the full duration I'm supposed to cos they BURN.
January 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Swear to god they changed the glue on the oestrogen butt patches, I can hardly bear to have them on for the full duration I'm supposed to cos they BURN.
"It's far too long, but I needed the girth." - things that can be daid during sex or when changing bin bags.
January 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM
"It's far too long, but I needed the girth." - things that can be daid during sex or when changing bin bags.
Weird dichotomy in my head between 'scientific process to make the perfect malt loaf' and 'is Europe going to have to go to war with the US?'.
January 14, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Weird dichotomy in my head between 'scientific process to make the perfect malt loaf' and 'is Europe going to have to go to war with the US?'.
Searching on Amazon for solar lights, and the search autocompletes with 'outdoor' as a suggestion, and I'm now intrigued by this cohort of users who want to exclude indoor solar lights from the search results.
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Searching on Amazon for solar lights, and the search autocompletes with 'outdoor' as a suggestion, and I'm now intrigued by this cohort of users who want to exclude indoor solar lights from the search results.
Reposted by Kate
Three years ago if I'd seen this headline I would have assumed it to be satire.
US Senate introduces bill to stop military from occupying Nato territories ft.trib.al/y6E1fB2
US Senate introduces bill to stop military from occupying Nato territories
Legislation would prevent American forces from using congressional funds to annex Greenland
ft.trib.al
January 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Three years ago if I'd seen this headline I would have assumed it to be satire.
Waiting for Trump to tweet an atrocious AI image of Scott Adams and Charlie Kirk embracing in heaven.
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Waiting for Trump to tweet an atrocious AI image of Scott Adams and Charlie Kirk embracing in heaven.