Lightskin Django
@cadillackid.bsky.social
📍Created in St. Louis. Distilled in Houston. Often found roaming the streets of Dallas, TX.
Retired rapper. Lover of cool shit. Sometimes I fly planes.
Retired rapper. Lover of cool shit. Sometimes I fly planes.
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Post from a different era in your life
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Post from a different era in your life
Kid at work is wrestling with taking another job because he “doesn’t want to burn bridges”. Mind you he’s not in a permanent position right now AND it pays more. If you don’t get the fuck out my office and go call them people.
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Kid at work is wrestling with taking another job because he “doesn’t want to burn bridges”. Mind you he’s not in a permanent position right now AND it pays more. If you don’t get the fuck out my office and go call them people.
When I found out about my mom’s accident, all I could do was scream. I screamed so loud for so long that I managed to ruin my voice and I haven’t been able to sing since. As a vocalist, this has felt like a whole other loss because music is such a big part of who I am. But TODAY, my shit is back!!!
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
When I found out about my mom’s accident, all I could do was scream. I screamed so loud for so long that I managed to ruin my voice and I haven’t been able to sing since. As a vocalist, this has felt like a whole other loss because music is such a big part of who I am. But TODAY, my shit is back!!!
Well, she did say “take me through there”…
When the womenfolk say “put me through the headboard/drywall”, this is what i see in my head
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Well, she did say “take me through there”…
Olivia Dean has me in a chokehold. That voice is so velvety. 🥵
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Olivia Dean has me in a chokehold. That voice is so velvety. 🥵
And now we’re getting fucked. BULLSHIT CALL!!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
And now we’re getting fucked. BULLSHIT CALL!!!
We’re getting abused. 😩
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
We’re getting abused. 😩
TIME TO WATCH THESE MEAN GREEN MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!!!
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
TIME TO WATCH THESE MEAN GREEN MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!!!
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Why do stupid people have the most confidence ?! 😭
December 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Why do stupid people have the most confidence ?! 😭
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Actually looked at myself in the mirror for the first time in days and boy do I look like what I’ve been through!!! This shit is kicking my ass
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Actually looked at myself in the mirror for the first time in days and boy do I look like what I’ve been through!!! This shit is kicking my ass
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Jennifer whomst?
Neither does Jennifer Hudson but she’s a whole EGOT so clearly none of that has mattered for a while.
Hardly any of the new singers use their diaphragm and it speaks directly to how the lack of influence from the church has caused a decline in musical prowess.
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Jennifer whomst?
I’m out here with the damn pneumonia!!! 😩😩😩
Back at urgent care still feeling like I got hit by a bus. Chest x-rays cometh.
I did battle for my life all night, got 4 wack ass hours of “sleep”, and now I’m wide awake again. 😩
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’m out here with the damn pneumonia!!! 😩😩😩
Back at urgent care still feeling like I got hit by a bus. Chest x-rays cometh.
I did battle for my life all night, got 4 wack ass hours of “sleep”, and now I’m wide awake again. 😩
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Back at urgent care still feeling like I got hit by a bus. Chest x-rays cometh.
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AI is making people (more) stupid
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
AI is making people (more) stupid
I knew he’d do some Detroit shit so I’m not mad.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I knew he’d do some Detroit shit so I’m not mad.
Yes. But they can’t stop a nosebleed so we’re about to go back up. Also, Schula is getting the belt to ass treatment on 4th down. FIGHT BACK CHRISTOPHER!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yes. But they can’t stop a nosebleed so we’re about to go back up. Also, Schula is getting the belt to ass treatment on 4th down. FIGHT BACK CHRISTOPHER!!!!
Puka?!?!?! 🤯🤯🤯
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Puka?!?!?! 🤯🤯🤯
Hubbard is about to single handedly beat my Rams…
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hubbard is about to single handedly beat my Rams…
I did battle for my life all night, got 4 wack ass hours of “sleep”, and now I’m wide awake again. 😩
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I did battle for my life all night, got 4 wack ass hours of “sleep”, and now I’m wide awake again. 😩
He wanted to have a quiet sidebar earlier today. Sir, this is Summer Jam and it is your call time. I’ll be waiting in the front row for your reply.
You gotta be a WILD boy to Cc six people and two org boxes before verifying that you’re 100% correct about whatever the fuck is in the body of your email. But you didn’t and look at you now. “Reply All” done hit you upside the head like a reverse/draw 4 combo.
It’s best to play where it’s safe.
It’s best to play where it’s safe.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
He wanted to have a quiet sidebar earlier today. Sir, this is Summer Jam and it is your call time. I’ll be waiting in the front row for your reply.