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@cakefarts.bsky.social
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Talks about anything, rabid commenting. Say hi! | 32 | he/him | 🔞🔞 NSFW RTS, NO MINORS | “””Computer Man”””| All jokes are made in good fun
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J.P @cakefarts.bsky.social · 5d
IF I CATCH YOU PARTICIPATING IN SLACKTIVISM I WILL PERSONALLY CAVE YOUR SKULL IN WITH A CLAW HAMMER

THIS ISNT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR BUT THIS IS WHAT I GOTTA SAY

CALL YOUR CONGRESS PEOPLE ATTEND PROTESTS (PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR IDENTITY) AND DEMONSTRATIONS **VOTE AND STAY INFORMED**

FUCK
cakefarts.bsky.social J.P @cakefarts.bsky.social · 5d
“We’re victims of late-stage capitalism” you’re gonna be a victim of my-dick inyoass if you don’t pay the fucking dinner bill
cakefarts.bsky.social
Still crying to this fucking day
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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brothbowl.bsky.social
i wish it was summer. brazilian miku save me
February 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
cakefarts.bsky.social
Do yall think shen and saltydkdan are related?? I have no backup to my claim I just feel it in my bones
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 01: Shen's hands are holding a notebook that says "GOOD DAY NOTE" on it in a writing style similar to how "DEATH NOTE" is written in Death Note. Panel 02: A grey skinned, yellow eyed, blonde haired angel/shinigami character with little wings and a toga is standing behind Shen. He says "That's right! Anyone whose name you write in that notebook will have a FANTASTIC day!" Panel 03: Shen turns his head slightly, now looking at you, the viewer. Panel 04: Shen is looking at you with a devious, evil smile, the book open and pen in hand. His eyes are red, like the Shinigami Eyes from Death Note, which allow you to see someone's name by looking at them.
February 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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rimjob.bbhood.ca
something else #zoezoezoeart
February 11, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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patched.bsky.social
guy who thinks CSAM is the acronym for chainsaw man and is sorely disappointed upon joining twitter
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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numetalmoment.bsky.social
"hive mind" by knocked loose featuring denzel curry (2026)
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
cakefarts.bsky.social
Thank u bad bunny for the Caribbean rep I get to post this image here too 🇩🇴
February 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
cakefarts.bsky.social
???
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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sparrowsharmony.bsky.social
how some ppl srsly and genuinely think
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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sickcombos.bsky.social
trying to block out the negativity in my own head and let myself be happy
Marge wants the kids to not think about Yakuza, 2XKO, Fatal Fury, Discord, wage stagnation, genocide, gestapo, or any o the other horrible discourse surrounding the united states on an almost daily basis
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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laniki88.bsky.social
World: Abandoned
By: pіty
Type: PC
World Link: vrchat.com/home/launch?...

#vrc #vrchat #VRChatPhotography #VRChatワールド紹介 #VRChat_world紹介 #vrfurry #furryfandom #winterpaw
February 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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tsutsunotsumi.bsky.social
she owes you a mean 10k btw
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
cakefarts.bsky.social
Tuesday
Good morning
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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robosomes.bsky.social
look im inspired by everyone talking about quitting discord but we havent even got half of yall off twitter
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
cakefarts.bsky.social
I was worrying about him meanwhile he had it handled the entire time #fallout4
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
cakefarts.bsky.social
Today’s haul thanks Kirk thanks Karbonic
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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jpbrammer.bsky.social
my favorite self-care ritual is repeating “I am not evil” in the mirror 100 times every morning and night
February 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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facilitatrix.bsky.social
A tweet reading “was talking to my dad and he told me when he was 20 he did too many shrooms before work and ‘called in evil’ he said he thought he was evil and couldn’t come into work”
February 9, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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rachychel.bsky.social
me and all the other 30+ year olds in our discord servers after none of us give them our IDs and face scans
Crusty compressed jpeg screenshot of 6 Facebook groups called “Bro, We Are Teens” with a few variations
February 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
cakefarts.bsky.social
God today is grim.
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
cakefarts.bsky.social
Me: why am I still so fuckin fat

Also me: drinking and double-barreling weed carts? Yup, time for two meals worth of takeout
February 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
cakefarts.bsky.social
Please:

If you know that there’s media that’s going to bother you or upset you, do not pursue or seek it. Posting this mainly for myself because my god.
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
cakefarts.bsky.social
It’s that time where I have to bleach my brain after seeing that Warpycloak got outed for CSAM content and drew that kind of shit too. Name and shame.

Posting for awareness. Twt threat in comments
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
cakefarts.bsky.social
That reminds me that I have to archive and put my ramblings for boothworld, Betaworld, Corazon, Badlands, etc on Google Docs OR ELSE.. They won’t get erased but holy moly, I should’ve been doing this since I’d been posing sets in gmod back in 2018 lmaoaoaoaoa
cakefarts.bsky.social J.P @cakefarts.bsky.social · 1d
Discord deciding to completely bomb the platform after I finally got my client to peak aesthetics

At least hopefully people will bully discord out of it before it happens.
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1d
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM