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Exclusively a joshi & puro squid who lives right off the coast of NorCal. If I don't follow you it's not because I don't like you, it's because I really only want joshi & puro content in my feed. I hope you understand.

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 22m

Tonight's Ice Ribbon show is available on PPV here:
iceribbonlive.ctpfs.jp/store
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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1h

Free Marigold show on YT at 9pm PDT tonight. It'll be Mirai's last match with the promotion. I'll probably try and fit this in after Ranmaru Festa 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

Cavorting @cavorting.bsky.social · 1h

Marigold's Korakuen show will be live on Youtube later today/tonight, think this is only the third time they've done this.

MIRAI's goodbye match and in the main event Mayu defends her title against Seri

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGJm...

全試合無料生中継！MARIGOLD BATTLE HEART 2025｜10.13｜WRESTLE UNIVERSE

YouTube video by WRESTLE UNIVERSE

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 15h

Thank you for the info 🙏

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 15h

This is great! I'm now all ppv'd up and ready to watch Tae's retirement at a lovely 7pm my time tomorrow!! 🎉
🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

Chris Lee @chris2klee.bsky.social · 18h

The Tae Honma retirement show on 10/13 will stream live, you can purchase a viewing ticket here! wrestling.ctpfs.jp

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 20h

I'll be watching this one tonight.

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 20h

NW: Ice Ribbon 10.11.25 (last night's free live stream) 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

【全試合無料】アイスリボン1448生配信

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 21h

Been having a lot of fun this week taking a deeper dive into Act Yasukawa's career. From her old matches to her documentary, it's a very emotional ride. She's had quite a wild life and has made some very memorable moments 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

Act doing a post match promo backstage after her 8.19.12 match with Yuzuki Aikawa

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 21h

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 23h

Is this how you whitewash his oped in the NY Times?

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 23h

Plucking chickens after trimming is a sad waste of prime finger hash 😢

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1d

I've always heard people talk about it, but it came as quite a shock when I looked up which belt Koguma had. IDK, I can't find it in these 31 #CMLL titles? 🤼‍♂️

screenshot of all the CMLL belts. They're listed here: https://www.cagematch.net/?id=8&nr=78

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1d

Take your time, we're mostly pretty chill around here.

I hope you're healing up well!

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1d

The OG & Oldheads prolly want to know that TAZ is now Bluesky Jones! 🤼‍♂️

RealTaz @realtaz.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks brother!
Btw…I’m on here now.
BlueSky Jones.

Excalibur @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social · 1d

If you told me 10 years ago that I would be having a play-by-play conversation about the ALDS Game 5 in the 15th inning with my good friend Taz I would have said you are completely out of your mind. But here we are.

Get well soon, Taz.

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1d

I'm totally down with Itsuki & Rina vs Tora & Ruaka!! LFG!!

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1d

Nice pin attempt there, Tora 😆

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1d

Amazing! That was awesome!! Really glad my pre-match freakout about a possible FWC breakup was just that, a freakout 😆

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1d

That was a pretty awesome preview match. Much better than the actual title match from yesterday!

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds like it's time for Shin Sakura Hirota to get in the running

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 8d

It seems that awesome comedy wrestler, and single mother, Sakura Hirota is also a politician. She is running in the Katsushika Ward Assembly election. Oh yeah, and she also makes all her own gear, including all the joshi that she impersonates. The woman can do it all! 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

Sakura Hirota in street clothes & wearing a sash is handing out fliers about her running in an election.

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah!! This is why I don't care for American graps! Sareee did not wrestle like this on ROH 🤣

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1d

Check out her Evolution Strong Women's Title match vs ZONES (c) from EVO #39 on 10.8 as well.

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1d

I saw someone post earlier today wondering why Ice Ribbon fans were pissed at Stardom fans. I didn't bother asking what it was about.

But this is cool. Hope it stays up!

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1d

I totally missed that getting some water. do'h!

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1d

NO MATCH!! RELAX RELAX!! NO MATCH!!

😭😭

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Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, how come Bojira never got fined or suspended for cold cocking Daichi?

Calamari Suplex🦑 @calamarisuplex.bsky.social · 1d

Poor Saki 💀 😭