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@calcutajones.bsky.social
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c0nn0rpl3as3.bsky.social
They should give me an extra biweekly paycheck for being pure of heart
calcutajones.bsky.social
Kix used to be good and now instead of sweet corn it tastes of nothing. Just texture.
calcutajones.bsky.social
I’ve decided I want birthday presents equal to my upcoming age for my birthday if this doesn’t happen there will be consequences.
calcutajones.bsky.social
Joining the navy but only for the gay sex benefits
calcutajones.bsky.social
We need to praise them like kids or else if they just do it out of the kindness of their own hearts they steal another 3.8 billion from the middle class. Good job buddy you did great donating to end world hunger! Think you can do it again?
gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
I’m not impressed by rich people donating money unless it results in them being poorer than me
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aoc.bsky.social
The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.

Want to know why?

Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.

Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
calcutajones.bsky.social
I’m this tight btw
calcutajones.bsky.social
So all these social medias were one big orgasm farm
calcutajones.bsky.social
The kingdom hearts were the friends we made along the way
calcutajones.bsky.social
He’s probably too drunk to feel much anyway
calcutajones.bsky.social
Do we know where all confirmed astral bodies are at all times or just the major ones?
calcutajones.bsky.social
All the hot guys who want me are 35+ miles away minimum
calcutajones.bsky.social
And the reaction is to dodge even still
calcutajones.bsky.social
Parrying is essentially blocking so I played a game that rewards it and was dying a lot 😅
calcutajones.bsky.social
I only take acetaminophen, not Tylenol, y’all stay safe tho
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pyroov8.bsky.social
Just finished writing my first Substack post, which is entitled, “So My Groomer is a Pornstar, What Now?”

This was a tough thing to write and an almost impossible thing to post - but I can’t shrink myself or this experience any more if I was to heal.

open.substack.com/pub/pyroov8/...
So My Groomer is a Pornstar, What Now?
[Trigger Warning: abuse, grooming]
open.substack.com
calcutajones.bsky.social
Idk why but I didn’t take you as a person that drives
calcutajones.bsky.social
Z moves should’ve activated the way Terastallization and Dynamaxing/Gigantimaxing where you can just activate it in battle. The only requirement would be having the item in your bag so normaliumZ could be used by any team member with a normal move but only once by battle.
calcutajones.bsky.social
I live in Florida and the new Covid shot isn’t available 🙃