Callie (horse boy)
@calli.bsky.social
Senior front end engineer. #ActuallyAutistic and I complain about video games a lot. Opinions and shitposts are from my cat. ex msft, AWS Games, Wowhead. Adopted, mixed race parentage but white af
Ace/demi, nonbinary/genderfuck, married, masking
Ace/demi, nonbinary/genderfuck, married, masking
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I don’t get no respect. I get in the car, try to get frisky with my wife, you know? Wife says that I haven’t turned her on in years. Go to start the car, starter motor whines I don’t turn it on either.
January 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I don’t get no respect. I get in the car, try to get frisky with my wife, you know? Wife says that I haven’t turned her on in years. Go to start the car, starter motor whines I don’t turn it on either.
This is ridiculously bad (SE servers sucking)
January 6, 2026 at 11:52 AM
This is ridiculously bad (SE servers sucking)
Dune returns!!
i am still looking for a bunch of my friends
January 6, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Dune returns!!
New year, new thread!
1 - first book of the year, continuing the Dungeon Crawler Carl series with Carls Doomsday Scenario by Matt Dinniman.
Sequels rarely hold up, but this one was also hard to put down! I just absolutely adore Mordecai and Donut - looking forward to book 3!
1 - first book of the year, continuing the Dungeon Crawler Carl series with Carls Doomsday Scenario by Matt Dinniman.
Sequels rarely hold up, but this one was also hard to put down! I just absolutely adore Mordecai and Donut - looking forward to book 3!
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM
New year, new thread!
1 - first book of the year, continuing the Dungeon Crawler Carl series with Carls Doomsday Scenario by Matt Dinniman.
Sequels rarely hold up, but this one was also hard to put down! I just absolutely adore Mordecai and Donut - looking forward to book 3!
1 - first book of the year, continuing the Dungeon Crawler Carl series with Carls Doomsday Scenario by Matt Dinniman.
Sequels rarely hold up, but this one was also hard to put down! I just absolutely adore Mordecai and Donut - looking forward to book 3!
Big deal doctor appointment done and then we went for sushi for lunch while I can still have it ☺️
January 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Big deal doctor appointment done and then we went for sushi for lunch while I can still have it ☺️
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Great. Make wearing a mask in public even more stigmatized. 😬👍🏻
“I really wish people would mask in public.”
Monkey’s paw curls…
Monkey’s paw curls…
Talking to AI in Public? This Mask Makes Sure No One Hears a Word
Launched at CES, the Wearphone mask claims it can lower your voice by up to 20 decibels, letting you speak to AI without anyone listening in.
www.pcmag.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Great. Make wearing a mask in public even more stigmatized. 😬👍🏻
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right now what keeps me going is people seeing iris out/the reze dance clips on tiktok and stuff and being like "oh this looks like a fun cute anime to look into."
and it's true, chainsaw man is the best slice of life anime to air since, uh, evangelion probably.
and it's true, chainsaw man is the best slice of life anime to air since, uh, evangelion probably.
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
right now what keeps me going is people seeing iris out/the reze dance clips on tiktok and stuff and being like "oh this looks like a fun cute anime to look into."
and it's true, chainsaw man is the best slice of life anime to air since, uh, evangelion probably.
and it's true, chainsaw man is the best slice of life anime to air since, uh, evangelion probably.
Hire my friend to make your games! She’s awesome and I am not biased
Starting this up again! Hi I'm Michelle Flamm Im a Senior Systems Designer and worked on Dragon Age, Elder Scrolls, Weird West and so much more! Currently I'm looking for work, please feel free to DM me leads etc!
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Hire my friend to make your games! She’s awesome and I am not biased
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I know everyone's just getting back in the office but, if you're having headcount discussions please keep me in mind! I'd really love to work with you here in 2026
Starting this up again! Hi I'm Michelle Flamm Im a Senior Systems Designer and worked on Dragon Age, Elder Scrolls, Weird West and so much more! Currently I'm looking for work, please feel free to DM me leads etc!
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I know everyone's just getting back in the office but, if you're having headcount discussions please keep me in mind! I'd really love to work with you here in 2026
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So if another country knocked out power to the Washington DC, killed American civilians and military, and then kidnapped the President and first lady to "serve an indictment," would that be an act of war?
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 PM
So if another country knocked out power to the Washington DC, killed American civilians and military, and then kidnapped the President and first lady to "serve an indictment," would that be an act of war?
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Welp, gotta find another way around that insurmontable predicament.
January 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Welp, gotta find another way around that insurmontable predicament.
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Sometimes you see an act of such heartless cruelty you wonder, is this person even human?
January 5, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Sometimes you see an act of such heartless cruelty you wonder, is this person even human?
Literally me for most of the two weeks I had
My favorite thing to do with time off is nothing and then when it's over I go oh no I've done nothing
January 5, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Literally me for most of the two weeks I had
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I would never survive in a 'Hansel and Gretel' scenario.
You telling me a kindly witch is offering me free delicious food? As much as I want?! I'd be sitting there gorging my face without a second thought. I mean, even if there is a catch, its gotta be worth free food!
You telling me a kindly witch is offering me free delicious food? As much as I want?! I'd be sitting there gorging my face without a second thought. I mean, even if there is a catch, its gotta be worth free food!
January 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I would never survive in a 'Hansel and Gretel' scenario.
You telling me a kindly witch is offering me free delicious food? As much as I want?! I'd be sitting there gorging my face without a second thought. I mean, even if there is a catch, its gotta be worth free food!
You telling me a kindly witch is offering me free delicious food? As much as I want?! I'd be sitting there gorging my face without a second thought. I mean, even if there is a catch, its gotta be worth free food!
Me, realizing I haven’t touched any code in 2 weeks and I have to go back to work tomorrow
a cartoon of a frog with a serious look on his face
Alt: a cartoon of a frog with a serious look on his face
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Me, realizing I haven’t touched any code in 2 weeks and I have to go back to work tomorrow
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I love this dumb fucking idiot monster
January 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I love this dumb fucking idiot monster
Absolutely in love with Halo Tacos thermal polishes. I used the matte taco on this one as I don’t use that top coat as often but love it. This one is light red for warm, a dark - almost black - red for cold. I just showered and ran them under water
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Absolutely in love with Halo Tacos thermal polishes. I used the matte taco on this one as I don’t use that top coat as often but love it. This one is light red for warm, a dark - almost black - red for cold. I just showered and ran them under water
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Listen you braindead MAGA chucklefucks, we're not "defending Nicolás Maduro", we're defending congress' constitutional right to declare war. Read a book dipshit
January 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Listen you braindead MAGA chucklefucks, we're not "defending Nicolás Maduro", we're defending congress' constitutional right to declare war. Read a book dipshit
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> Take cat the vet.
> Vet is also a cat.
> Vet is also a cat.
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
> Take cat the vet.
> Vet is also a cat.
> Vet is also a cat.
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People be saying “you can’t put the genie back in the lamp/bottle/bag” when the literal most popular film about genies, Aladdin, ends with Jafar turning into a genie and getting shoved the fuck back into his new lamp.
Carry that energy into 2026. Make AI so unpopular that govts are forced to act.
Carry that energy into 2026. Make AI so unpopular that govts are forced to act.
The Grok reddit is just dudes giving each other advice and encouragement on how to commit digital rape.
There needs to be accountability for this. I don’t want to hear “the genie is already out the bag.” This shit needs to be destroyed.
There needs to be accountability for this. I don’t want to hear “the genie is already out the bag.” This shit needs to be destroyed.
January 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
People be saying “you can’t put the genie back in the lamp/bottle/bag” when the literal most popular film about genies, Aladdin, ends with Jafar turning into a genie and getting shoved the fuck back into his new lamp.
Carry that energy into 2026. Make AI so unpopular that govts are forced to act.
Carry that energy into 2026. Make AI so unpopular that govts are forced to act.
hi team I'm gonna be derusting in FRU (again) with my static. Happy new year! Come hang out?
twitch.tv/callimonk
twitch.tv/callimonk
January 2, 2026 at 11:49 PM
hi team I'm gonna be derusting in FRU (again) with my static. Happy new year! Come hang out?
twitch.tv/callimonk
twitch.tv/callimonk