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Angus
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Make Art Not Friends
It's about time somebody took V8 down a peg in the arena of tomato juices named after internal combustion engine configurations.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm pretty sure you could call your band "Deaf Leopard" and there's nothing anybody could do about it.
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Before Daft Punk, there was Rondò Veneziano...
October 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

And the lousiest trick he ever pulled was probably losing a fiddle contest to a pimple-faced hillbilly.
October 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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i have the same belief about the Shake Weight
There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.

Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
No stop signs? No speed limits? If that's the highway to Hell, I'd be curious to know how AC/DC envision the highway to Heaven. An endless school zone with bumper-to-bumper traffic?
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
How soon into dating somebody is it polite to disclose that you're a conjoined twin?
October 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I think it's fair to say that RC Cola is the RC Cola of colas.
October 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Eco-friendly tip for ladies: reduce your consumption of plastic and batteries by getting a toothbrush attachment for your vibrator instead of using electric toothbrushes.
October 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Free power electronics band name: Taconic Parkway Disaster Porn Parody.
October 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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It has to be very stressful to be the sound guy for a band like Dream Theater, they are the special forces of sound guys
September 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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People keep talking about bluesky having this political mindset that will self implode for lack of growth/engagement. But I don’t see it and I don’t care.

This website is and always has been a void to throw ideas into.
September 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I wonder how cottages came to be the only type of domicile with their own designated cheese.
September 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I never really paid much attention to music until I heard the song "Hey Delilah" by the band Plain Whiteys. That was sort of the Rosetta Stone that unlocked this whole 'music' thing for me.
September 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Say what you will about KMFDM, but they are criminally underused in terms of sports walk-on songs.
September 3, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The term "dog and pony show" is used to designate a bad, haphazard show presented by a flim-flam operation, but I'm honestly very into any show which includes either a dog OR a pony, provided that they seem healthy and well-maintained. I honestly *wish* more modern flim-flam involved a dog or pony.
August 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I've said it before, but if you told me that you had some funky psychedelic country-rock from the 70's, sort of like the Flying Burrito Brothers but also peppered with weird, cheesy synthesizers, I'd be drooling. But if you then gave me the Steve Miller Band, I'd be so disappointed.
what is the band that is most like the stuff you like that you nevertheless hate. or dislike. for me it’s Fleet Foxes. seems obvious i should like them but i DONT
August 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Einstürzende Hundehütten (I have one joke, and it's mediocre at best).
Slightly diminish a band:

Radioelbow
Slightly diminish a band:

Built to Slosh
August 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I feel like they should have figured out some other things the 'jaws of life' could do before they started selling them. "People in need of a hydraulic rescue tool" is a narrow market, and maybe they could be advertising them to delicatessens or hairdressers or preschools, too.
August 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The strangest part of this "Pirate's Booty" snack is that it doesn't even look like a pirate's buttocks.
August 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Now that spoof movies are back can we get some movies about cool truck drivers?
August 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Plain string cheese: no dipping sauce.

Breaded and deep-fried string cheese: dipping sauce.
August 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Fish women me. Fear want me.
July 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Understand that I grew up in rural Eastern Washington in the '90s, so... in every measurable way, I grew up in the '70s. I'm 67 in hayseed years.
July 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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People when I show them my music
What is this shit?
July 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM