Murder Mitten Mami
@callmemsparker.bsky.social
Problematic. Tokophobic. Peniaphobic. Mars Native. #SkyMaid #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 ♋️
College Park, GA 📍#DetroitMade #BetterMade
College Park, GA 📍#DetroitMade #BetterMade
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Raw dogging the gym with no headphones is crazy but here I am
September 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Raw dogging the gym with no headphones is crazy but here I am
Married 7 times is crazy
August 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Married 7 times is crazy
wtf be happening?????!
I have so many questions
I have so many questions
August 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
wtf be happening?????!
I have so many questions
I have so many questions
I hate everything
August 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I hate everything
I need to schedule my BBL
August 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I need to schedule my BBL
Now we wait….
August 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Now we wait….
Go away from me with this Apollo
August 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Go away from me with this Apollo
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My BFF had this saying “You not ugly you just broke”
Cosmetic surgery is addictive.
I used to judge people, now I realize I was just poor.
I used to judge people, now I realize I was just poor.
August 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My BFF had this saying “You not ugly you just broke”
Cosmetic surgery is addictive.
I used to judge people, now I realize I was just poor.
I used to judge people, now I realize I was just poor.
August 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Cosmetic surgery is addictive.
I used to judge people, now I realize I was just poor.
I used to judge people, now I realize I was just poor.
We normally had fried chicken and spaghetti but I don’t see anything wrong with fish either.
August 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
We normally had fried chicken and spaghetti but I don’t see anything wrong with fish either.
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Catfish and spaghetti been tearing social media harmony apart for over 8 years now
August 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Catfish and spaghetti been tearing social media harmony apart for over 8 years now
Went to the gym, now I feel awful.
August 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Went to the gym, now I feel awful.
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wtf be happening????? I’m so lost
August 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
wtf be happening????? I’m so lost
Somebody is always getting friggin fired at my job.
This shit is causing me anxiety 😵💫
This shit is causing me anxiety 😵💫
August 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Somebody is always getting friggin fired at my job.
This shit is causing me anxiety 😵💫
This shit is causing me anxiety 😵💫
I hate how long it takes to cook things.
I don’t even be hungry no more by the time I done.
I don’t even be hungry no more by the time I done.
August 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I hate how long it takes to cook things.
I don’t even be hungry no more by the time I done.
I don’t even be hungry no more by the time I done.
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A fool.
13. How would you describe yourself when you love?
August 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A fool.
I be outside a little too much.
August 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I be outside a little too much.
I really cannot see myself leaving the house today.
August 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I really cannot see myself leaving the house today.
You can text me whenever after you get my number, but you better had been memorable.
If I have to ask “where do I know you from?” Then I agree that I will not respond lol
If I have to ask “where do I know you from?” Then I agree that I will not respond lol
When I was outside I used to be strict. If you got my number and ain't hit me within 24 hrs would just never respond to you lol
Cuz why you not texting me in the Uber? Not eager enough to be here for me
Cuz why you not texting me in the Uber? Not eager enough to be here for me
August 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
You can text me whenever after you get my number, but you better had been memorable.
If I have to ask “where do I know you from?” Then I agree that I will not respond lol
If I have to ask “where do I know you from?” Then I agree that I will not respond lol
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The way I need to be put through a wall
a man in a sweater is holding his head in pain .
ALT: a man in a sweater is holding his head in pain .
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August 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The way I need to be put through a wall
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