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CalyxWorks
@calyxworks.com
Artwork and merch lovingly created for Portland and Berlin/Köpenick. A chunk of any profits go to woke-ass causes here in Oregon.

http://calyxworks.com

#RCTID #BAONPDX #FCUNION #PORTLAND #GODZILLA

No AI. Never have, never will.
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Seems like time for an intro! 👋

I’m a Portlander who can’t stop making merch about the things I care about most – #football ( #rctid, #baonpdx, #fcunion), #birds, #anti-fascism, #Portland & #Cascadia.

A chunk of profits goes to woke-ass orgs here in PDX. Reposts are appreciated! 💚

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My friend @sundazed.bsky.social just sent in a lovely, detailed review of my new notebook line, with a focus on #fountainpen nerdery! 💚

I’ve attached a very short clip, and linked to the whole shebang:

drive.google.com/file/d/1a6C_...
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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It's db cooper day, y'all!

Fun fact: I once made a diorama story of DB Cooper landing in the forest, "befriending" a Sasquatch, and making a family together.

All you need is love, and to get away with it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
RiP Jimmy Cliff.

#rctid #ptfcmoderates

(hope this is still hanging in Alvas Powell’s garage)
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
SPECIAL OFFER (is that how you say it?) #Gojira #KaijuSoccerLeague jerseys!

Thanks to an ordering mixup (my bad!) I have an XS and a 2XL to offer.

They’re unworn & beautifully soft, and these are going for $35 and $40 respectively. Note - they run a bit small.

First one to message me gets dibs!
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Don’t care how much it’s raining today, it’s hoodie season 🦝🦝🦝

(15% off w/ code HOLIDAY2025)

#rctid #soccerwatcher

calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/s...
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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It’s way past time that qualifying nations refused to attend the World Cup. This is just yet another reason. None will though.
President Donald Trump's administration will not permit supporters from Haiti to enter the United States next summer after the nation qualified for the World Cup.
Donald Trump tells one nation's fans to stay away from World Cup in America
www.mirror.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Just celebrating a nice cold morning in #Portland, like you do. 💚

(15% off with HOLIDAY2025)
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Okay so now the HOLIDAY2025 code actually WORKS.

In other news, I am an idiot. (thanks to a couple of awesome people for raising their hands!)

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November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It’s pretty important that I show off the chapeau my friend made for us to watch #GodzillaMinusOne at OMSI a while back. And learn that it’s hard to take a selfie in a hat! 😅

(The #KaijuSoccerLeague jersey is $45 on the website – 15% off with HOLIDAY2025, always free shipping and customization)
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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But when we crave power over life—endless wealth, unassailable safety, immortality—then desire becomes greed. And if knowledge allies itself to that greed, then comes evil. Then the balance of the world is swayed, and ruin weighs heavy in the scale.
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Another season we are marked safe from an Inter Messi FC home match
Timbers will play each western conf side home & away, plus 6 eastern conf teams:

🏟️ vs Columbus, Atlanta, & Charlotte
✈️ at Inter Miami, Montreal, & Chicago

League will take a lengthy break from May 23rd to July 16th for the World Cup #RCTID
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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US Legends Assure Travelling Soccer Fans That World Cup 2026 Will Be Safe As Long As You Don't Look Mexican, Aren't Too Ethnic, Aren't From Haiti And Are Very Wealthy

www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...
US Legends Assure Travelling Soccer Fans That World Cup 2026 Will Be Safe As Long As You Don't Look Mexican, Aren't Too Ethnic, Aren't From Haiti And Are Very Wealthy — The Nutmeg News
UNITED STATES - A collection of United States legends tasked by the US Soccer Federation and President Donald Trump stated that World Cup 2026 will be safe for travelling fans as long as you don’t loo...
www.thenutmegnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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I am truly and genuinely so glad you asked!

This site is a one-stop shop for reasons why ULINE sucks ass, and a massive link list of handy alternative companies AND a short blacklist of ULINE-alikes to avoid!

refuseuline.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
So... I offered a shopwide sale last holiday season, and (what the hell) I'm doing it AGAIN.

👉 calyxworks.com – chock full of antifascism, Portland, soccer, & kaiju!

Reposts deeply appreciated, it's the main way people find out. A chunk of profits will always go to woke-ass causes here in Oregon.
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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It's beautiful
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
For real.
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Is there anything less effective than an MLS club or league investigation?

Here we have multiple instances of the most cartoonish, gutter racism and misogyny—*one instance of which was caught on a broadcast microphone*—and the product of the investigation is still 🙊🙈🙉.
NEW: Ernst Tanner has built a powerhouse at the Philadelphia Union.

But my @us.theguardian.com investigation has shown wide-ranging allegations of misbehavior throughout his 7-year tenure.

Tanner denies the allegations, and was investigated by MLS this year.

www.theguardian.com/football/202...
MLS executive who built a powerhouse faced allegations of sexist, racist and homophobic behavior
Philadelphia Union sporting director Ernst Tanner denies the allegations, which prompted a recently-concluded MLS investigation that could not corroborate them
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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When nature takes him, as it takes us all, perhaps his entire obituary will simply read “quiet, piggy”
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Gotta show you how perfect my kitchen countertop studio prop is. 😂 #spicygodzilla #togarashi
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
FYLTGE
"Everybody in ICE goes to The Hague" is going to be the moderate view by 2028
Sounds like he thought he had a get out of jail free card on the underage sex charge since he was ICE www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM