Cameron
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Heard the woods whisper your name
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Heard the woods whisper your name
Campbell’s Soup never really recovered from the death of Andy Warhol
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Campbell’s Soup never really recovered from the death of Andy Warhol
Ari Aster’s 101 Dalmatians
Martin Scorsese's "The Secret Garden"
Werner Herzog’s “Annie”.
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ari Aster’s 101 Dalmatians
Firemen and chefs get a special kind of hat, but most jobs are pretty depressing tbh
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Firemen and chefs get a special kind of hat, but most jobs are pretty depressing tbh
Today is the last day of my life so far
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Today is the last day of my life so far
Don’t forget to take your turkey out of the freezer and put it out in the counter and then leave your home in the night never to return
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Don’t forget to take your turkey out of the freezer and put it out in the counter and then leave your home in the night never to return
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unflinching earnestness
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
unflinching earnestness
Crawling out of the walk-in humidor
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Crawling out of the walk-in humidor
I don’t care if the trash goes out
I don’t care where the trash goes
I don’t care where the trash goes
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I don’t care if the trash goes out
I don’t care where the trash goes
I don’t care where the trash goes
When I’m in a motel I just leave the shower running 24/7, that way no one is sure when I’m really showering
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
When I’m in a motel I just leave the shower running 24/7, that way no one is sure when I’m really showering
English isn’t like German, you can’t just shove two words together to make a new word. You have to wait for someone else to do it, and then copy them.
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
English isn’t like German, you can’t just shove two words together to make a new word. You have to wait for someone else to do it, and then copy them.
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My life would be so much more rewarding if I spent it navigating a labyrinth that I am doomed to have a symbiotic and tragic union with
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My life would be so much more rewarding if I spent it navigating a labyrinth that I am doomed to have a symbiotic and tragic union with
When the mouse is away the cat will pray
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
When the mouse is away the cat will pray
Do you ever grieve your substance?
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Do you ever grieve your substance?
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Evil can’t go up hills
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Evil can’t go up hills
They are actually called “Monster’s Energy Drink”, because the real monster is you, the consumer
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
They are actually called “Monster’s Energy Drink”, because the real monster is you, the consumer
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PAYPHONE - Calling...
PAYPHONE - Calling in the night....
EMPATHY - The saddest sound in the world.
PAYPHONE - Calling in the night....
EMPATHY - The saddest sound in the world.
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
PAYPHONE - Calling...
PAYPHONE - Calling in the night....
EMPATHY - The saddest sound in the world.
PAYPHONE - Calling in the night....
EMPATHY - The saddest sound in the world.
Nothing more American than laying back in bed on a Winters night and saluting an eagle
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Nothing more American than laying back in bed on a Winters night and saluting an eagle
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I wish i was drowning in the ocean
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I wish i was drowning in the ocean
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no offense but im scared
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
no offense but im scared
This is a total waste of a walk-in freezer
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is a total waste of a walk-in freezer
In 2026 they’re saying almost all cubes will be virtual
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
In 2026 they’re saying almost all cubes will be virtual
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surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise
November 21, 2024 at 3:15 PM
surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise
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I wish my blood vessels had the throughput of the Mississippi River. I want ships to collide and break apart against the mighty shoals of my heart.
September 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I wish my blood vessels had the throughput of the Mississippi River. I want ships to collide and break apart against the mighty shoals of my heart.