Captain Oblivious
@capn0blivious.bsky.social
When money is speech, the truth takes a beating.
DMs equals blocked, sucka!
DMs equals blocked, sucka!
Thiel is an asshole. Late, late breaking news.
So move in, already.
Damn the consequences.
So move in, already.
Damn the consequences.
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Thiel is an asshole. Late, late breaking news.
So move in, already.
Damn the consequences.
So move in, already.
Damn the consequences.
Talk about a whitewash.
February 7, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Talk about a whitewash.
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A proud contributor right here!
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
A proud contributor right here!
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Why am I not at all surprised?
February 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Why am I not at all surprised?
A pathetic consolation prosecution for his failure to adequately prosecute Comey of anything.
January 31, 2026 at 11:07 AM
A pathetic consolation prosecution for his failure to adequately prosecute Comey of anything.
Whodathunkit?
January 31, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Whodathunkit?
Trump either knows or he doesn’t.
I’m thinking he doesn’t. The puppet is blind to his own strings.
He’s gone. Someone else is doing the driving.
I’m thinking he doesn’t. The puppet is blind to his own strings.
He’s gone. Someone else is doing the driving.
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Trump either knows or he doesn’t.
I’m thinking he doesn’t. The puppet is blind to his own strings.
He’s gone. Someone else is doing the driving.
I’m thinking he doesn’t. The puppet is blind to his own strings.
He’s gone. Someone else is doing the driving.
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It doesn’t seem like Epstein is a hoax after all.
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 AM
It doesn’t seem like Epstein is a hoax after all.
Given his addled mental state, Trump is liable to prosecute a Lemon and suck a Clinton.
January 31, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Given his addled mental state, Trump is liable to prosecute a Lemon and suck a Clinton.
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Why not just release the Epstein files without redactions?
I mean, it’s not like the President will ever suffer any consequences anyway.
We are clearly not a nation of laws
I mean, it’s not like the President will ever suffer any consequences anyway.
We are clearly not a nation of laws
January 26, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Why not just release the Epstein files without redactions?
I mean, it’s not like the President will ever suffer any consequences anyway.
We are clearly not a nation of laws
I mean, it’s not like the President will ever suffer any consequences anyway.
We are clearly not a nation of laws
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And to think we could have had this asshat as our AG. Trump’s first choice for the job.
The House Ethics Committee found that Matt Gaetz did all of the horrible things previously claimed—sex trafficking minors, prostitution (including of minors), drugs, drunk driving, obstruction, the works. The Florida Bulldog has secured and published the House report this evening.
January 22, 2026 at 4:49 AM
And to think we could have had this asshat as our AG. Trump’s first choice for the job.
Trump is a shithead: here’s why that’s bad news for dems 🙄
January 19, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Trump is a shithead: here’s why that’s bad news for dems 🙄
Just remember it’s a Grand Illusion. Deep inside we’re all the same. . .
open.substack.com/pub/chrished...
All empires, when they are dying, worship the idol of war. War will save the empire. War will resurrect past glory. War will teach an unruly world to obey. But those who bow down before the idol of war, blinded by hypermasculinity and hubris, are unaware
All empires, when they are dying, worship the idol of war. War will save the empire. War will resurrect past glory. War will teach an unruly world to obey. But those who bow down before the idol of war, blinded by hypermasculinity and hubris, are unaware
Grand Illusion - Read by Eunice Wong
We are cursed by what the historian Barbara Tuchman calls the “bellicose frivolity of senile empires.”
open.substack.com
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Just remember it’s a Grand Illusion. Deep inside we’re all the same. . .
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open.substack.com/pub/chrished...
All empires, when they are dying, worship the idol of war. War will save the empire. War will resurrect past glory. War will teach an unruly world to obey. But those who bow down before the idol of war, blinded by hypermasculinity and hubris, are unaware
All empires, when they are dying, worship the idol of war. War will save the empire. War will resurrect past glory. War will teach an unruly world to obey. But those who bow down before the idol of war, blinded by hypermasculinity and hubris, are unaware
Grand Illusion - Read by Eunice Wong
We are cursed by what the historian Barbara Tuchman calls the “bellicose frivolity of senile empires.”
open.substack.com
January 17, 2026 at 6:21 AM
open.substack.com/pub/chrished...
All empires, when they are dying, worship the idol of war. War will save the empire. War will resurrect past glory. War will teach an unruly world to obey. But those who bow down before the idol of war, blinded by hypermasculinity and hubris, are unaware
All empires, when they are dying, worship the idol of war. War will save the empire. War will resurrect past glory. War will teach an unruly world to obey. But those who bow down before the idol of war, blinded by hypermasculinity and hubris, are unaware
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ICE are paid agitators.
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 AM
ICE are paid agitators.
They couldn’t just call it a ‘bruise’.
January 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
They couldn’t just call it a ‘bruise’.
Perhaps they could give him a gold trophy-the ‘Greenland Peace Prize’ and leave it at that.
It’s been known to work before.
It’s been known to work before.
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Perhaps they could give him a gold trophy-the ‘Greenland Peace Prize’ and leave it at that.
It’s been known to work before.
It’s been known to work before.
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FFS. ICE is targeting Native Americans!
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
FFS. ICE is targeting Native Americans!
Oh, but some people are happy about it. They got JUST what they voted for. They even agree with Trump the ‘20 election was stolen, and damn any evidence otherwise.
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January 10, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Oh, but some people are happy about it. They got JUST what they voted for. They even agree with Trump the ‘20 election was stolen, and damn any evidence otherwise.
😕
😕
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And he’s acting it, too.
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
And he’s acting it, too.
‘Kidnapping another country’s president is merely a negotiation tactic’ 🤨
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
‘Kidnapping another country’s president is merely a negotiation tactic’ 🤨
I hope they try. Discovery will be lit!
Q: Would you be surprised if President Trump directs DOJ to indict you?
Jack Smith: “No.”
That answer should alarm anyone who cares about independent justice.
www.readtpa.com/p/house-repu...
Jack Smith: “No.”
That answer should alarm anyone who cares about independent justice.
www.readtpa.com/p/house-repu...
House Republicans Buried the Jack Smith Transcript on New Year’s Eve. I Read It So You Don’t Have To.
12 takeaways from Smith's closed-door testimony
www.readtpa.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I hope they try. Discovery will be lit!