Captain Oblivious
@capn0blivious.bsky.social
When money is speech, the truth takes a beating.
DMs equals blocked, sucka!
DMs equals blocked, sucka!
Am I the only one sick to death of parodies of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’?
Feeling grinchy.
Feeling grinchy.
December 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Am I the only one sick to death of parodies of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’?
Feeling grinchy.
Feeling grinchy.
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Here’s the thing, if Trump did nothing wrong with Epstein, then he should want the pictures of himself and texts/emails etc released to the public, so he can say “Look, see, all innocent interactions”, by redacting him from every single file, they’ve just confirmed his guilt 😂
December 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Here’s the thing, if Trump did nothing wrong with Epstein, then he should want the pictures of himself and texts/emails etc released to the public, so he can say “Look, see, all innocent interactions”, by redacting him from every single file, they’ve just confirmed his guilt 😂
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“I’d have no problem releasing the video”
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“I’d have no problem releasing the video”
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
‘We just settled another war today. You saw that,’ my ass.
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
‘We just settled another war today. You saw that,’ my ass.
‘Fog of War’ my ass.
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
‘Fog of War’ my ass.
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Trump says we need to go after drug cartels.
Meanwhile, he disbanded a DOJ task force that took them on.
And he pardoned a former Honduran president convicted of drug trafficking.
Trump doesn't care about drugs — he wants to be able to declare war on anyone he labels an enemy.
It's a power grab.
Meanwhile, he disbanded a DOJ task force that took them on.
And he pardoned a former Honduran president convicted of drug trafficking.
Trump doesn't care about drugs — he wants to be able to declare war on anyone he labels an enemy.
It's a power grab.
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Trump says we need to go after drug cartels.
Meanwhile, he disbanded a DOJ task force that took them on.
And he pardoned a former Honduran president convicted of drug trafficking.
Trump doesn't care about drugs — he wants to be able to declare war on anyone he labels an enemy.
It's a power grab.
Meanwhile, he disbanded a DOJ task force that took them on.
And he pardoned a former Honduran president convicted of drug trafficking.
Trump doesn't care about drugs — he wants to be able to declare war on anyone he labels an enemy.
It's a power grab.
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December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
As a nation we must answer if we tolerate our President waging an unprovoked war on Venezuela.
God help us if we fuck it up.
God help us if we fuck it up.
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
As a nation we must answer if we tolerate our President waging an unprovoked war on Venezuela.
God help us if we fuck it up.
God help us if we fuck it up.
Breaking: Bully Promises Beatings Will Stop For Lunch Money.
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The ‘Affordability President’ my ass.
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The ‘Affordability President’ my ass.
Paper Tiger-Pass It On. . .
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Paper Tiger-Pass It On. . .
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The United States Of America was never founded on so called Christian or Judeo-Christian values.
August 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The United States Of America was never founded on so called Christian or Judeo-Christian values.
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"They preach democracy while arming dictators who serve their interests.
They talk about sovereignty while imposing sanctions on anyone who refuses to obey."
That is what Lavrov accuses the EU of doing.
Could it be that this senile Nazi is confusing the EU with Russia?
They talk about sovereignty while imposing sanctions on anyone who refuses to obey."
That is what Lavrov accuses the EU of doing.
Could it be that this senile Nazi is confusing the EU with Russia?
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
"They preach democracy while arming dictators who serve their interests.
They talk about sovereignty while imposing sanctions on anyone who refuses to obey."
That is what Lavrov accuses the EU of doing.
Could it be that this senile Nazi is confusing the EU with Russia?
They talk about sovereignty while imposing sanctions on anyone who refuses to obey."
That is what Lavrov accuses the EU of doing.
Could it be that this senile Nazi is confusing the EU with Russia?
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Aged like fine wine.
Drink up! There’s plenty for everybody!
Drink up! There’s plenty for everybody!
Trump has Comey indicted because he believes failing to to so will make him look’weak’.
How’s he going to look when Comey walks away and begins weighing his own legal options?
How’s he going to look when Comey walks away and begins weighing his own legal options?
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Aged like fine wine.
Drink up! There’s plenty for everybody!
Drink up! There’s plenty for everybody!
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That's a cold, hard fact but redeemable. Those MAGA people that have seen the light need to burn the damn MAGA shirts, hats, and flags and openly start calling for the removal of their senators and congressmen/women supporting Trump.
It's not going to take a village; it's going to take the country.
It's not going to take a village; it's going to take the country.
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
That's a cold, hard fact but redeemable. Those MAGA people that have seen the light need to burn the damn MAGA shirts, hats, and flags and openly start calling for the removal of their senators and congressmen/women supporting Trump.
It's not going to take a village; it's going to take the country.
It's not going to take a village; it's going to take the country.
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President Donald Trump said he had made “progress” on Venezuela in regards to halting the flow of drugs amid speculation that his administration is preparing to strike targets in the country
Trump Says He’s Made ‘Progress’ on Stopping Drugs From Venezuela
President Donald Trump said he had made “progress” on Venezuela in regards to halting the flow of drugs amid speculation that his administration is preparing to strike targets in the country.
bloom.bg
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
President Donald Trump said he had made “progress” on Venezuela in regards to halting the flow of drugs amid speculation that his administration is preparing to strike targets in the country
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To be clear: Trump is only calling for the GOP to release the Epstein files because he was told he’s about to lose 150+ republicans on this vote.
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
To be clear: Trump is only calling for the GOP to release the Epstein files because he was told he’s about to lose 150+ republicans on this vote.
Oh, Goody-Trump announces his support for opening the Epstein files.
We’re about to find out how far the old ‘shoot somebody on 5th avenue and still get elected’ analogy truly reaches.
We’re about to find out how far the old ‘shoot somebody on 5th avenue and still get elected’ analogy truly reaches.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Oh, Goody-Trump announces his support for opening the Epstein files.
We’re about to find out how far the old ‘shoot somebody on 5th avenue and still get elected’ analogy truly reaches.
We’re about to find out how far the old ‘shoot somebody on 5th avenue and still get elected’ analogy truly reaches.
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